Comments on: Happy Birthday, Smurfs!

By: kid icarus

kid icarus — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:15:56 +0000

that’s so smurfy!!!

he he he he……i have a bagpiping smurf toy on my desk at work…

By: Tempscire

Tempscire — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:22:26 +0000

Smurf reference time!

Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have… reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It’s just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what’s the point of living… if you don’t have a dick?

By: Levi

Levi — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:03:09 +0000

Henchman 24: Come on! They have one female servicing a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs.
Henchman 21: Oh my God, you’re crazy! They’re so obviously mammals!
Henchman 24: Please! She’d be in estrus 24/7 if she didn’t lay eggs.
Henchman 21: Smurfs don’t lay eggs! I won’t tell you this again! Papa Smurf has a f****** beard! They’re mammals!