Comments on: How to Win a Fist Fight

By: Marshall

Marshall — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 00:42:49 +0000

Jared if thats how you fight just be careful because theres a technique of punching a guy just in the right a shoving his nasal bone or nose bone what ever into the guys brain and killing him so be careful with that

By: jared

jared — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 06:36:40 +0000

i totally agree with lenny because i seen my friend do that before. but if you want to actually want people to stay away from you i would stsrt out by uper cutting the other kid in the nose. that would knock them to the groun and stomp them in the face and stomach. remember the bigger they are the more harder they will fall

By: lenny

lenny — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 06:29:12 +0000

First of all if you are fighting a fat kid that is taller than you punch him in the gut, so he bends over then knee him in his face. after that blow he would be knocked off guard then throw him to the ground and start punching his nose into his face then go for thier eyes and mouth

By: Woman ~with a mean punch~

Woman ~with a mean punch~ — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 14:36:32 +0000

Screaming like a woman? Don't Lie, you scream like a fat old man, and that's cool with me.

By: Alex

Alex — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:28:36 +0000

It's very hard to hit someone in the nose, unless you're very quick or they failed to put up a guard.

To win, I recommend fighting dirty: don't let your opponent prepare his stance. Once you've committed to fighting, hit early and hit hard, preferably before your opponent can even put up a fighting stance.

If your opponent has long hair, grab it. Game over for him.

By: Chad

Chad — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 04:16:26 +0000

also don't wrap your fingers around your thumb. some kid broke his thumb on my forehead once doin that. (looooong time ago)

By: donna

donna — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 03:39:06 +0000

knee, crotch. Easy, fast, fun.

By: mobius8

mobius8 — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 01:15:27 +0000

I think it's just natural selection, I mean Jesus, if you stick your pinky out when making a fist you probably aren't fit to live.

By: VonSkippy

VonSkippy — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:57:54 +0000

How? Easy - bring a gun.

If you have to fight without weapons, a punch to the throat or back of the neck usually means a quick win (so remember to keep your chin down).

By: Jerse

Jerse — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:49:41 +0000

Another word of advice...

Always aim for the nose. If you hit it hard enough:

1.) It hurts like hell
2.) The guy won't be able to see anything
3.) After the fight is over, he will have two black eyes

By: blimp66

blimp66 — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:27:41 +0000

Great advice, but I think I'll stick with running away....