Wedding Cake Life-Size Likeness of Bride!

1. Sid Morrison
   January 8th, 2008 at 3:13 pm

   Sounds like the bride has a pretty high opinion of herself!

   My wife and I went to a wedding recently where they had displayed a quite large photographic portrait of the bride in her wedding dress. The groom was not in the pic nor was there a matching groom portrait. We thought that was pretty odd (as did others), but the bride was telling people it’s all pretty trendy now. Yeah, whatever… I can understand a portrait of the 2 of them (or separate portraits, if they are kooky about being together in dress before the “big day”), but the bride all by herself in portrait or cake form seems pretty self-serving. Somebody wants no mistakes about whose “big day” it is. The poor guy better prepare himself for a lifetime of serving his princess.

2. MoonCake
   January 8th, 2008 at 3:32 pm

   question #1: why?

   question #2: which part of the cake is she going to save in the freezer for them to eat on their year anniversary?

   question #3: considering the topic of the cake, will she and her new hubby even make it to their first wedding anniversary?

3. MoonCake
   January 8th, 2008 at 3:33 pm

   oh oh.. another one..

   question #4: who is she actually marrying here?

4. Googamooga
   January 8th, 2008 at 3:35 pm

   Freaky, unappetizing, unattractive, stomach churning…

   Oh, the cake is weird too.

5. Tempscire
   January 8th, 2008 at 4:34 pm

   That is so creepy.

6. kid icarus
   January 8th, 2008 at 4:46 pm

   anyone want some crotch cake?

7. Persephone
   January 8th, 2008 at 5:02 pm

   I had seen an article on this a while back. This kind of thing makes me want to set up betting pools on how long the marriage will last.

8. Tim
   January 8th, 2008 at 5:05 pm

   Strange.

9. Josh
   January 8th, 2008 at 5:52 pm

   I agree its very creepy. I would be embarrassed to even be at that wedding for someone that stuck-up.

10. SW
    January 8th, 2008 at 6:06 pm

    how have we become so self-obsessed? sheesh

11. k
    January 8th, 2008 at 6:42 pm

    I hate women like that. When they have their wedding it’s like it’s all about them and what they want. And of course there’s the media brainwashing of what a bride should be like (tiara, plain strapless dress) and how it’s only the bride’s special day.

12. ted
    January 8th, 2008 at 7:58 pm

    Whine, whine, whine.

    It is her big day, and they’ve forked out enough money to feed everybody they can think of. If you don’t like the ritual, don’t go.

    I think I’d ask for my money back if I were her. The cake isn’t really all that flattering.

13. aware
    January 8th, 2008 at 9:01 pm

    oh noez! they both came to the most important party in their life IN THE SAME DRESS! they’ll lever live this down.

    and is it me, or is the full frontal section of the dress meant to look like see-thru lace?

14. AbbyJoy
    January 8th, 2008 at 11:40 pm

    Bridezilla! I wonder if she even knew (or cared) that her eventual husband was there? Just like my mother…..it doesn’t matter WHO you marry as long as you’re MARRIED dammit! Some women think that being a married woman versus a single one gives her some sort of special status. Maybe in hell.

15. Oomi
    January 9th, 2008 at 2:12 am

    o________0
    bleh

16. Orjans Morjan
    January 9th, 2008 at 2:16 am

    Hope the groom doesn’t find cutting up the cake to be too much fun.

17. neato
    January 9th, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    If I were the husband, and were shown the cake, I’d look at it and say, “You know, I can’t put my finger on it, but something seems to be missing.” I’d wait to see if she could figure it out. Let’s say she couldn’t.

    Then, at the wedding, right in the middle of the vows, I’d say, “It just hit me what’s missing from our wedding cake, and it’s the same thing that’s missing from our wedding - the groom!” At that point, walk out and don’t return.

    If the groom is going to barely be involved in the wedding, then he will probably barely be involved in the marriage.

18. Jennifer
    January 9th, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    That poor groom. I would hate to married to such an inflated ego. And an inflated bride. Maybe she could have spent less on that ugly cake and gotten a private trainer instead.

19. DCer
    January 9th, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    that is by far the nerdiest cake ever, beating out every star trek cake by a mile.

20. Mrs Guru
    January 21st, 2008 at 7:16 pm

    I just want to know who got the boobs and who got the hoo haa? Maybe the hoo haa was saved as the wedding party gift…..

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