Comments on: Caption Monkey 17: Jumping Santa

By: Alex

Alex — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:06:46 +0000

Ape Lad just picked the winner. Congrats to tripleX who won this round!

By: Katy

Katy — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 23:19:36 +0000

He’s got genital herpes but I don’t, and we’re trying to keep it that way!

By: Monkey

Monkey — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 18:45:29 +0000

Nobody would ever forget graduation night. It would be the last night everyone would be together until the reunion. But when everyone went their separate ways, there were too that remained close: Steve the Santa, and Randy the Reindeer.

By: tripleX

tripleX — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 18:34:16 +0000

Inbreeding party with the Claus-family at the North Pole.

By: tripleX

tripleX — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 12:59:59 +0000

At full moon we gather to worship Sata…eh…Santa, and the Horned One…eh…Rudolph…

By: tripleX

tripleX — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 12:47:06 +0000

Come on, Rudolph! Stick that nose in my bellybutton again!

By: tripleX

tripleX — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 12:33:56 +0000

Discover your inner-elf at Santa’s Annual Reindeer-barbecue!

By: e6c

e6c — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 06:06:51 +0000

“Dawn ye gay apparel” had never been taken more literally.

By: ben

ben — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 22:50:01 +0000

“How much LSD did you take?”
“Thiiiiiiis much!”

By: nisezoom

nisezoom — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 23:50:56 +0000

Fancy dress party results in unconventional Arab / Isreali peace accord.

By: tripleX

tripleX — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:55:51 +0000

The strippers have arrived!

By: matt

matt — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:31:48 +0000

“Make sign of tree!!…. awwww, sorry Rudolph… Simon Santa didn’t say.”

By: Louise

Louise — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:16:43 +0000

Congress passes the new Appropriations bill. Now they get to go home for Christmas.

By: Samantha

Samantha — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:28:28 +0000

“Look, Ma, no scruples!”

By: tripleX

tripleX — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:26:25 +0000

Santa-watchers at Area 51 try to attract Santa with secret jolly signals.

By: farty

farty — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 05:30:02 +0000

yes kids, you too can grow up to be men in their mid-thirties dressed as santa and reindeer!

By: farty

farty — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 05:28:11 +0000

(santas in back)
will those gaybos sit down already?!?!

By: Sillygoose

Sillygoose — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 23:57:32 +0000

Woodstock…Santa style.

By: Luis da conceicao

Luis da conceicao — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 23:12:40 +0000

Check out our happy trails. Wee!!!!!

By: jpa

jpa — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:18:22 +0000

After his victory against Rocky Balboa, Rudolph was gonna fly now.

By: InSpain

InSpain — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 19:39:02 +0000

Special delivery, I’m crapping in your mailbox!

By: Alisha Grommes

Alisha Grommes — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 18:34:57 +0000

Santa finally let Rudolph in on the games.

By: Ian Schwartz

Ian Schwartz — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:39:13 +0000

Hey Rudolph, nice merkin!

By: Ian Schwartz

Ian Schwartz — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:37:42 +0000

Best LARPing evar!

By: Ian Schwartz

Ian Schwartz — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:32:29 +0000

This week on HBO’s Real Sex

By: Ian Schwartz

Ian Schwartz — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:29:01 +0000

It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!

By: Thomas

Thomas — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:22:19 +0000

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus… but he’s into furries.

By: Nihilist

Nihilist — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:13:26 +0000

And we have a tie for this year’s “Draw attention to your groin” contest!

By: ben

ben — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:11:33 +0000

Later, both parties were mortified by the realization that Harry’s Santa beard had Velcro on both sides.

By: Saint Splattergut

Saint Splattergut — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:59:40 +0000

“The only clue to the identity of the culprits is this picture found at the scene of the crime.”

By: Debi

Debi — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:15:11 +0000

O.K. On the count of three… do a back flip!

By: Debi

Debi — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:13:43 +0000

Hooray! Only six more weeks of winter!

By: larry

larry — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:56:19 +0000

Santa prefers real blonds.

By: Favorites

Favorites — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:29:35 +0000

Santa & Rudolph cheer making it through one more shotgun season!

By: jpa

jpa — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:09:35 +0000

As with same-sex marriage, Massachusetts was the first state to also allow bestial marriage.

By: Weston

Weston — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:01:46 +0000

‘Tis the Season for Man-Reindeer Copulation Parties

By: Louise

Louise — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:41:30 +0000

Holiday Festivities and Frolics at the Bohemian Grove

By: ruby

ruby — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:26:57 +0000

Hooray! i love my fuzzy codpiece!

By: Sydney Teigland

Sydney Teigland — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:18:37 +0000

Global warming could never stop the Christmas League! They will rejuvenate Christmas spirit with 100 times the santas!

By: Jason Graley

Jason Graley — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:18:20 +0000

Lawn seats at the Burl Ives show.

By: Jason Graley

Jason Graley — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:06:53 +0000

You know Dasher, and Dancer, and Donner, and Blitzen…Comet, and Cupid, and Uncle Scott?!?!

By: Eric

Eric — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:03:16 +0000

Scab replacements for the striking Christmas Employees Union Local 1225 line up to get their daily assignments.

By: Dietician Max

Dietician Max — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 13:13:59 +0000

While most of the members of the Santas with Unconventional Beard Placement (SUBP) were excited to increase diversity and induct a new member, some grumbled it meant a new acronym would have to be developed.

By: Rasmaestro

Rasmaestro — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:50:12 +0000

BWAAAAHAHAHAAAAAH!
I copped the only designated driver!

By: QuixoticFox

QuixoticFox — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:15:56 +0000

More proof that inside every jolly fat man and talking reindeer is an unshaved 30-something waiting to jump out.

By: Mark

Mark — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:02:56 +0000

“I feel pretty, Oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and gay”

By: SPM

SPM — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:11:29 +0000

Santa Pride Parade…The one time of year where Santas are not afraid to come out of the chimneys and be themslves.

By: Tim Giachetti

Tim Giachetti — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:51:04 +0000

“Hooray for cosplay!”

By: L.C.

L.C. — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:25:03 +0000

“And it’s good!!!”

By: AJ

AJ — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:23:40 +0000

“They may take our dignity, but they’ll never take our FREEDOM!”