Caption Monkey 17: Jumping Santa

1. AJ
   December 18th, 2007 at 5:23 am

   "They may take our dignity, but they'll never take our FREEDOM!"

2. L.C.
   December 18th, 2007 at 5:25 am

   "And it's good!!!"

3. Tim Giachetti
   December 18th, 2007 at 5:51 am

   "Hooray for cosplay!"

4. SPM
   December 18th, 2007 at 6:11 am

   Santa Pride Parade...The one time of year where Santas are not afraid to come out of the chimneys and be themslves.

5. Mark
   December 18th, 2007 at 7:02 am

   "I feel pretty, Oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and gay"

6. QuixoticFox
   December 18th, 2007 at 7:15 am

   More proof that inside every jolly fat man and talking reindeer is an unshaved 30-something waiting to jump out.

7. Rasmaestro
   December 18th, 2007 at 7:50 am

   BWAAAAHAHAHAAAAAH!
   I copped the only designated driver!

8. Dietician Max
   December 18th, 2007 at 8:13 am

   While most of the members of the Santas with Unconventional Beard Placement (SUBP) were excited to increase diversity and induct a new member, some grumbled it meant a new acronym would have to be developed.

9. Eric
   December 18th, 2007 at 9:03 am

   Scab replacements for the striking Christmas Employees Union Local 1225 line up to get their daily assignments.

10. Jason Graley
    December 18th, 2007 at 9:06 am

    You know Dasher, and Dancer, and Donner, and Blitzen...Comet, and Cupid, and Uncle Scott?!?!

11. Jason Graley
    December 18th, 2007 at 9:18 am

    Lawn seats at the Burl Ives show.

12. Sydney Teigland
    December 18th, 2007 at 9:18 am

    Global warming could never stop the Christmas League! They will rejuvenate Christmas spirit with 100 times the santas!

13. ruby
    December 18th, 2007 at 9:26 am

    Hooray! i love my fuzzy codpiece!

14. Louise
    December 18th, 2007 at 9:41 am

    Holiday Festivities and Frolics at the Bohemian Grove

15. Weston
    December 18th, 2007 at 10:01 am

    'Tis the Season for Man-Reindeer Copulation Parties

16. jpa
    December 18th, 2007 at 10:09 am

    As with same-sex marriage, Massachusetts was the first state to also allow bestial marriage.

17. Favorites
    December 18th, 2007 at 10:29 am

    Santa & Rudolph cheer making it through one more shotgun season!

18. larry
    December 18th, 2007 at 10:56 am

    Santa prefers real blonds.

19. Debi
    December 18th, 2007 at 11:13 am

    Hooray! Only six more weeks of winter!

20. Debi
    December 18th, 2007 at 11:15 am

    O.K. On the count of three... do a back flip!

21. Saint Splattergut
    December 18th, 2007 at 11:59 am

    "The only clue to the identity of the culprits is this picture found at the scene of the crime."

22. ben
    December 18th, 2007 at 12:11 pm

    Later, both parties were mortified by the realization that Harry's Santa beard had Velcro on both sides.

23. Nihilist
    December 18th, 2007 at 12:13 pm

    And we have a tie for this year's "Draw attention to your groin" contest!

24. Thomas
    December 18th, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus... but he's into furries.

25. Ian Schwartz
    December 18th, 2007 at 12:29 pm

    It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!

26. Ian Schwartz
    December 18th, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    This week on HBO's Real Sex

27. Ian Schwartz
    December 18th, 2007 at 12:37 pm

    Best LARPing evar!

28. Ian Schwartz
    December 18th, 2007 at 12:39 pm

    Hey Rudolph, nice merkin!

29. Alisha Grommes
    December 18th, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    Santa finally let Rudolph in on the games.

30. InSpain
    December 18th, 2007 at 2:39 pm

    Special delivery, I'm crapping in your mailbox!

31. jpa
    December 18th, 2007 at 4:18 pm

    After his victory against Rocky Balboa, Rudolph was gonna fly now.

32. Luis da conceicao
    December 18th, 2007 at 6:12 pm

    Check out our happy trails. Wee!!!!!

33. Sillygoose
    December 18th, 2007 at 6:57 pm

    Woodstock...Santa style.

34. farty
    December 19th, 2007 at 12:28 am

    (santas in back)
    will those gaybos sit down already?!?!

35. farty
    December 19th, 2007 at 12:30 am

    yes kids, you too can grow up to be men in their mid-thirties dressed as santa and reindeer!

36. tripleX
    December 19th, 2007 at 7:26 am

    Santa-watchers at Area 51 try to attract Santa with secret jolly signals.

37. Samantha
    December 19th, 2007 at 12:28 pm

    "Look, Ma, no scruples!"

38. Louise
    December 19th, 2007 at 1:16 pm

    Congress passes the new Appropriations bill. Now they get to go home for Christmas.

39. matt
    December 19th, 2007 at 5:31 pm

    "Make sign of tree!!.... awwww, sorry Rudolph... Simon Santa didn't say."

40. tripleX
    December 19th, 2007 at 5:55 pm

    The strippers have arrived!

41. nisezoom
    December 19th, 2007 at 6:50 pm

    Fancy dress party results in unconventional Arab / Isreali peace accord.

42. ben
    December 20th, 2007 at 5:50 pm

    "How much LSD did you take?"
    "Thiiiiiiis much!"

43. e6c
    December 21st, 2007 at 1:06 am

    "Dawn ye gay apparel" had never been taken more literally.

44. tripleX
    December 23rd, 2007 at 7:33 am

    Discover your inner-elf at Santa's Annual Reindeer-barbecue!

45. tripleX
    December 23rd, 2007 at 7:47 am

    Come on, Rudolph! Stick that nose in my bellybutton again!

46. tripleX
    December 23rd, 2007 at 7:59 am

    At full moon we gather to worship Sata...eh...Santa, and the Horned One...eh...Rudolph...

47. tripleX
    December 25th, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    Inbreeding party with the Claus-family at the North Pole.

48. Monkey
    December 26th, 2007 at 1:45 pm

    Nobody would ever forget graduation night. It would be the last night everyone would be together until the reunion. But when everyone went their separate ways, there were too that remained close: Steve the Santa, and Randy the Reindeer.

49. Katy
    December 29th, 2007 at 6:19 pm

    He's got genital herpes but I don't, and we're trying to keep it that way!

50. Alex
    February 1st, 2008 at 9:06 pm

    Ape Lad just picked the winner. Congrats to tripleX who won this round!

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