The Wal-Mart Prank

By Alex in Everything Else on Dec 11, 2007 at 6:00 pm

Here’s a funny article at ZUG, written by Joe the Peacock of Mentally Incontinent about his experiences working at America’s favorite store: Wal-Mart …

I first heard about the Wal-Mart position from a friend of mine who was working the early morning shift at the famous discount retailer. He explained that the electronics department needed a full-time employee on the overnight shift, because the last person who worked there was caught masturbating to a Cindy Crawford workout tape at 2 AM while the other employees were goofing off in the break room.

Sadly, I’m not kidding.

Joe went on to describe how he was pranked at Wal-Mart, got fired by an unscrupulous gang who framed him for theft, and how he got a sweet, sweet revenge: Link – via Miss Cellania (who has a whole list of Wal-Mart related websites)

Tags: Joe Peacock, Mentally Incontinent, prank, walmart

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Greg
Dec 11th, 2007 at 8:00 pm
I think this guy made the story up. Don’t you think this would be on national news?
Lucy
Dec 11th, 2007 at 8:29 pm
What an immature idiot….

I can’t believe I had to read through three screens of writing to find out:
-this guy’s biggest problem in life is that his co-workers at WalMart didn’t like him;
-he thinks making people watch porn unintentionally is a punishment;
- his greatest achievement in life is to hijack a public address system.
Miss Curly
Dec 11th, 2007 at 8:53 pm
I think it’s a beautiful story. Screw Wal-Mart. Every chance you get.
Denita TwoDragons
Dec 11th, 2007 at 9:38 pm
*sigh*

Well, at least I have SOME customers who appreciate my work.

Just…not here, apparently.

–TwoDragons
Vonskippy
Dec 11th, 2007 at 9:45 pm
Da plane, da plane. Welcome to Fantasy Island.

Even for a “internet story” it’s lacking so much validity I can’t imagine there are that many gullible people around to believe it.
Seth
Dec 12th, 2007 at 10:42 am
Funny story, but I am dubious. I can’t believe that Wal-Mart would just let him get away with this, especially if they were forced to honor the fake computer sale, as he said. I’m guessing if this did happen it would result in a rather hefty lawsuit.
k
Dec 12th, 2007 at 10:48 am
So wait, he turned on those TVs when there was a huge crowd in the store? Even little kids?

If this is real, I think he’s an idiot. Who cares what those people thought of him? He should have moved on and learned from it instead of reacting so immaturely.
Greg
Dec 12th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
I believe he did get fired from Wal-Mart, probably for some dumb reason, but his whole revenge story reeks of B.S. He probably just thought of this idea in his head as some absurd fantasy and decided to post it online as reality. I really, really, really, doubt this is true.
Conor
Dec 12th, 2007 at 6:51 pm
Brilliant. Very well written. True or not it’s a fantastic story.
Brad Carter
Dec 13th, 2007 at 11:05 am
I was in the store with my 7 small children when the pornos came on and they are SCARRED FOR LIFE! Thanks a lot, Joe.
MoonCake
Jan 14th, 2008 at 8:32 am
best story ever. how could this NOT be true? something so sinister couldn’t have been carried out better. screw wal mart and their hoards of ignorance. at least he didn’t hurt anybody or commit an actual crime. it’s hailarious and that store deserved every minute of that uncomfortable 6 hours of german scheisse videos.

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