Comments on: Caption Monkey 16: Koopa the Turtle http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/ The Neat Side of the Web Thu, 16 Feb 2012 16:09:51 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Izzy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-547792 Izzy Sun, 11 May 2008 21:06:40 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-547792 Wait...1 dollar are u kididng me?! this is atleast worth 2 million!!! Wait…1 dollar are u kididng me?! this is atleast worth 2 million!!!

]]> By: Anthony Savage http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-476779 Anthony Savage Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:21:27 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-476779 This gives new meaning to the term "Animal Artist"! This gives new meaning to the term “Animal Artist”!

]]> By: Alex http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-348167 Alex Mon, 17 Dec 2007 07:21:32 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-348167 Great captions, guys! Ape Lad and I picked two separate winners for this week's caption. Congratulations to Howard #13 who got a free monkey drawing and Litoralis #20 who got an unannounced Neatorama t-shirt! Great captions, guys! Ape Lad and I picked two separate winners for this week’s caption.

Congratulations to Howard #13 who got a free monkey drawing and Litoralis #20 who got an unannounced Neatorama t-shirt!

]]> By: Rita http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-343446 Rita Wed, 12 Dec 2007 16:25:17 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-343446 "Slow and steady to earn a HARE-raising amount of money in my gallery!" “Slow and steady to earn a HARE-raising amount of money in my gallery!”

]]> By: Rasmaestro http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-342637 Rasmaestro Wed, 12 Dec 2007 07:46:08 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-342637 Koopa's unfathomable insanity had always given him the edge over contemporary art critics. Koopa’s unfathomable insanity had always given him the edge over contemporary art critics.

]]> By: Ian Schwartz http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-342452 Ian Schwartz Wed, 12 Dec 2007 03:20:19 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-342452 I warned him not to make out with that toad. I warned him not to make out with that toad.

]]> By: Ian Schwartz http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-342448 Ian Schwartz Wed, 12 Dec 2007 03:19:27 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-342448 "I'm reporting you people to the ASPCA." “I’m reporting you people to the ASPCA.”

]]> By: Mark http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-342405 Mark Wed, 12 Dec 2007 02:31:51 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-342405 Left foot red! Left foot red!

]]> By: Lyndon http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-342394 Lyndon Wed, 12 Dec 2007 02:10:41 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-342394 After a long day of kicking Shredders arse Raphael always liked to retire to some lovely finger painting. Leo mocked him endlessly...he's dead now. After a long day of kicking Shredders arse Raphael always liked to retire to some lovely finger painting. Leo mocked him endlessly…he’s dead now.

]]> By: Greg http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-342373 Greg Wed, 12 Dec 2007 01:39:13 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-342373 "Work will not become valuable until turtle has retired." “Work will not become valuable until turtle has retired.”

]]> By: Greg http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-342370 Greg Wed, 12 Dec 2007 01:37:43 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-342370 "This is no painted turtle..." “This is no painted turtle…”

]]> By: Levi http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-342280 Levi Wed, 12 Dec 2007 00:01:03 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-342280 i found this item on Amazon the other day. its some book that shows you how to hack a Roomba. one of the selling points was getting your Roomba to paint: http://www.wiley.com/WileyCDA/WileyTitle/productCd-0470072717.html i found this item on Amazon the other day. its some book that shows you how to hack a Roomba. one of the selling points was getting your Roomba to paint:
http://www.wiley.com/WileyCDA/WileyTitle/productCd-0470072717.html

]]> By: Pork http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-342222 Pork Tue, 11 Dec 2007 22:53:42 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-342222 subtly titled, "pathways to the elusive carrot..." subtly titled, “pathways to the elusive carrot…”

]]> By: Jerse http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-342221 Jerse Tue, 11 Dec 2007 22:49:53 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-342221 #2 is by far the best comment ever #2 is by far the best comment ever

]]> By: Amander http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-342172 Amander Tue, 11 Dec 2007 22:01:48 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-342172 My latest piece is inspired by my private response to the blind eye capitalist nations give to the abuses of children in sweatshop conditions. It is the responsibility of artists, tortine and human, to reflect significant social awareness in their work. What do I call it? I call it "Sparkle Swirl." My latest piece is inspired by my private response to the blind eye capitalist nations give to the abuses of children in sweatshop conditions. It is the responsibility of artists, tortine and human, to reflect significant social awareness in their work. What do I call it? I call it “Sparkle Swirl.”

]]> By: anon http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-342106 anon Tue, 11 Dec 2007 20:40:57 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-342106 My kid could paint that. My kid could paint that.

]]> By: neato http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-342037 neato Tue, 11 Dec 2007 19:34:53 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-342037 "I'm doing this in honor of my father, who was the original inspiration for the <a HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtle_graphics" rel="nofollow">LOGO programming language</A>!" (If you got that joke without clicking the link, you're a geek.) “I’m doing this in honor of my father, who was the original inspiration for the LOGO programming language!”

(If you got that joke without clicking the link, you’re a geek.)

]]> By: Marie http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-342032 Marie Tue, 11 Dec 2007 19:27:20 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-342032 Somebody shudda told me this paint was made in China. I feel kind of funny! Somebody shudda told me this paint was made in China. I feel kind of funny!

]]> By: Lori http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-342022 Lori Tue, 11 Dec 2007 19:16:30 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-342022 Must I tell you again?!?! NO CAMERAS WHILE I'M CREATING!!! Must I tell you again?!?! NO CAMERAS WHILE I’M CREATING!!!

]]> By: Lori http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-341996 Lori Tue, 11 Dec 2007 19:04:58 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-341996 I call this one "Rainbow Massacre" I call this one “Rainbow Massacre”

]]> By: Sean http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-341984 Sean Tue, 11 Dec 2007 18:57:15 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-341984 Chromophobic chelonian coerced to crawl creepy colorscape! Chromophobic chelonian coerced to crawl creepy colorscape!

]]> By: ben http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-341979 ben Tue, 11 Dec 2007 18:53:41 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-341979 "Would it break the frikkin bank to get me a paintbrush?" “Would it break the frikkin bank to get me a paintbrush?”

]]> By: Chris http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-341915 Chris Tue, 11 Dec 2007 17:55:53 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-341915 If only he knew I'm color blind... If only he knew I’m color blind…

]]> By: Litoralis http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-341816 Litoralis Tue, 11 Dec 2007 16:13:37 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-341816 "Every time I get off this damn canvas that big hairless primate puts me back in the middle. What gives?" “Every time I get off this damn canvas that big hairless primate puts me back in the middle. What gives?”

]]> By: Litoralis http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-341814 Litoralis Tue, 11 Dec 2007 16:11:39 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-341814 "A little more poop...just...there...HA!...another masterpiece." “A little more poop…just…there…HA!…another masterpiece.”

]]> By: katie http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-341801 katie Tue, 11 Dec 2007 15:53:49 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-341801 Is this edible???? *blink blink* Is this edible????
*blink blink*

]]> By: jojo http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-341794 jojo Tue, 11 Dec 2007 15:39:42 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-341794 I CAN HAZ MARIO PAINTZ? I CAN HAZ MARIO PAINTZ?

]]> By: Pork http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-341787 Pork Tue, 11 Dec 2007 15:34:17 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-341787 i ask that my models to be shell-less when i paint them; this one is an abstract representation of your mother. i ask that my models to be shell-less when i paint them; this one is an abstract representation of your mother.

]]> By: Sky http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-341783 Sky Tue, 11 Dec 2007 15:30:27 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-341783 "Woah. . .I'm swimming in a sea of color!" “Woah. . .I’m swimming in a sea of color!”

]]> By: tamaka http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-341782 tamaka Tue, 11 Dec 2007 15:29:40 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-341782 i'm not planning on reaching my artistic maturity until age 150 or so. i’m not planning on reaching my artistic maturity until age 150 or so.

]]> By: Faz http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-341710 Faz Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:38:16 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-341710 I'm so gay i poo rainbows! I’m so gay i poo rainbows!

]]> By: Howard http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-341648 Howard Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:56:04 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-341648 DON'T RUSH ME! DON’T RUSH ME!

]]> By: MariV http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-341585 MariV Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:27:32 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-341585 Not every critic was surprised when Koopa said that the thing he enjoyed the most about painting was "that squishy feeling" between his toes. Not every critic was surprised when Koopa said that the thing he enjoyed the most about painting was “that squishy feeling” between his toes.

]]> By: Samuel Pok http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-341573 Samuel Pok Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:20:51 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-341573 who need pollock to do abstract? be amased! meet turllock! who need pollock to do abstract?
be amased!
meet turllock!

]]> By: MariV http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-341571 MariV Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:20:23 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-341571 You think I'm cute? Wait till you see what I can do with pastels. You think I’m cute? Wait till you see what I can do with pastels.

]]> By: MariV http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-341569 MariV Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:19:06 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-341569 Yep. I learned the basics from Picasso. Yep. I learned the basics from Picasso.

]]> By: Bailey http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-341537 Bailey Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:58:58 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-341537 "I am such a talent--it is a good thing I don't have any outer ears!" “I am such a talent–it is a good thing I don’t have any outer ears!”

]]> By: torrance http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-341479 torrance Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:27:09 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-341479 Help! My beak is overgrown and I will starve to death! Help! My beak is overgrown and I will starve to death!

]]> By: Paul http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-341445 Paul Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:09:07 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-341445 Art critic tortoises mocks your puny depth of field Art critic tortoises mocks your puny depth of field

]]> By: Mark http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-341395 Mark Tue, 11 Dec 2007 11:39:11 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-341395 "What do you mean I need planning permission to paint the outside of my house?" “What do you mean I need planning permission to paint the outside of my house?”

]]> By: Mark http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-341389 Mark Tue, 11 Dec 2007 11:36:07 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-341389 "What princess?" “What princess?”

]]> By: Sky http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-341369 Sky Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:58:55 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-341369 What the ninja turtles always aspired to become. What the ninja turtles always aspired to become.

]]> By: billy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-341363 billy Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:50:40 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-341363 "I'll never eat crayons again." “I’ll never eat crayons again.”

]]> By: felix http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/comment-page-1/#comment-341350 felix Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:26:53 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/11/caption-monkey-16-koopa-the-turtle/#comment-341350 turtle Pollock strikes again! turtle Pollock strikes again!

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