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44 Comments to "Caption Monkey 16: Koopa the Turtle"
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felix
December 11th, 2007 at
5:26 am
turtle Pollock strikes again!
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billy
December 11th, 2007 at
5:50 am
“I’ll never eat crayons again.”
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Sky
December 11th, 2007 at
5:58 am
What the ninja turtles always aspired to become.
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Mark
December 11th, 2007 at
6:36 am
“What princess?”
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Mark
December 11th, 2007 at
6:39 am
“What do you mean I need planning permission to paint the outside of my house?”
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Paul
December 11th, 2007 at
7:09 am
Art critic tortoises mocks your puny depth of field
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torrance
December 11th, 2007 at
7:27 am
Help! My beak is overgrown and I will starve to death!
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Bailey
December 11th, 2007 at
7:58 am
“I am such a talent–it is a good thing I don’t have any outer ears!”
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MariV
December 11th, 2007 at
8:19 am
Yep. I learned the basics from Picasso.
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MariV
December 11th, 2007 at
8:20 am
You think I’m cute? Wait till you see what I can do with pastels.
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Samuel Pok
December 11th, 2007 at
8:20 am
who need pollock to do abstract?
be amased!
meet turllock! -
MariV
December 11th, 2007 at
8:27 am
Not every critic was surprised when Koopa said that the thing he enjoyed the most about painting was “that squishy feeling” between his toes.
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Howard
December 11th, 2007 at
8:56 am
DON’T RUSH ME!
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Faz
December 11th, 2007 at
9:38 am
I’m so gay i poo rainbows!
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tamaka
December 11th, 2007 at
10:29 am
i’m not planning on reaching my artistic maturity until age 150 or so.
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Sky
December 11th, 2007 at
10:30 am
“Woah. . .I’m swimming in a sea of color!”
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Pork
December 11th, 2007 at
10:34 am
i ask that my models to be shell-less when i paint them; this one is an abstract representation of your mother.
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jojo
December 11th, 2007 at
10:39 am
I CAN HAZ MARIO PAINTZ?
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katie
December 11th, 2007 at
10:53 am
Is this edible????
*blink blink* -
Litoralis
December 11th, 2007 at
11:11 am
“A little more poop…just…there…HA!…another masterpiece.”
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Litoralis
December 11th, 2007 at
11:13 am
“Every time I get off this damn canvas that big hairless primate puts me back in the middle. What gives?”
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Chris
December 11th, 2007 at
12:55 pm
If only he knew I’m color blind…
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ben
December 11th, 2007 at
1:53 pm
“Would it break the frikkin bank to get me a paintbrush?”
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Sean
December 11th, 2007 at
1:57 pm
Chromophobic chelonian coerced to crawl creepy colorscape!
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Lori
December 11th, 2007 at
2:04 pm
I call this one “Rainbow Massacre”
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Lori
December 11th, 2007 at
2:16 pm
Must I tell you again?!?! NO CAMERAS WHILE I’M CREATING!!!
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Marie
December 11th, 2007 at
2:27 pm
Somebody shudda told me this paint was made in China. I feel kind of funny!
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neato
December 11th, 2007 at
2:34 pm
“I’m doing this in honor of my father, who was the original inspiration for the LOGO programming language!”
(If you got that joke without clicking the link, you’re a geek.)
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anon
December 11th, 2007 at
3:40 pm
My kid could paint that.
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Amander
December 11th, 2007 at
5:01 pm
My latest piece is inspired by my private response to the blind eye capitalist nations give to the abuses of children in sweatshop conditions. It is the responsibility of artists, tortine and human, to reflect significant social awareness in their work. What do I call it? I call it “Sparkle Swirl.”
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Jerse
December 11th, 2007 at
5:49 pm
#2 is by far the best comment ever
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Pork
December 11th, 2007 at
5:53 pm
subtly titled, “pathways to the elusive carrot…”
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Levi
December 11th, 2007 at
7:01 pm
i found this item on Amazon the other day. its some book that shows you how to hack a Roomba. one of the selling points was getting your Roomba to paint:
http://www.wiley.com/WileyCDA/WileyTitle/productCd-0470072717.html -
Greg
December 11th, 2007 at
8:37 pm
“This is no painted turtle…”
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Greg
December 11th, 2007 at
8:39 pm
“Work will not become valuable until turtle has retired.”
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Lyndon
December 11th, 2007 at
9:10 pm
After a long day of kicking Shredders arse Raphael always liked to retire to some lovely finger painting. Leo mocked him endlessly…he’s dead now.
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Mark
December 11th, 2007 at
9:31 pm
Left foot red!
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Ian Schwartz
December 11th, 2007 at
10:19 pm
“I’m reporting you people to the ASPCA.”
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Ian Schwartz
December 11th, 2007 at
10:20 pm
I warned him not to make out with that toad.
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Rasmaestro
December 12th, 2007 at
2:46 am
Koopa’s unfathomable insanity had always given him the edge over contemporary art critics.
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Rita
December 12th, 2007 at
11:25 am
“Slow and steady to earn a HARE-raising amount of money in my gallery!”
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Alex
December 17th, 2007 at
2:21 am
Great captions, guys! Ape Lad and I picked two separate winners for this week’s caption.
Congratulations to Howard #13 who got a free monkey drawing and Litoralis #20 who got an unannounced Neatorama t-shirt!
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Anthony Savage
March 11th, 2008 at
6:21 pm
This gives new meaning to the term “Animal Artist”!
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Izzy
May 11th, 2008 at
4:06 pm
Wait…1 dollar are u kididng me?! this is atleast worth 2 million!!!
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