Comments on: Man Banned From Breaking Wind in a Club http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/05/man-banned-from-breaking-wind-in-a-club/ The Neat Side of the Web Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:50:12 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: XuYu http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/05/man-banned-from-breaking-wind-in-a-club/comment-page-1/#comment-339295 XuYu Mon, 10 Dec 2007 06:23:23 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/05/man-banned-from-breaking-wind-in-a-club/#comment-339295 ASBO ASBO

]]> By: frogstarrobot http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/05/man-banned-from-breaking-wind-in-a-club/comment-page-1/#comment-332208 frogstarrobot Thu, 06 Dec 2007 02:31:28 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/05/man-banned-from-breaking-wind-in-a-club/#comment-332208 I've heard this one before: A man goes to a doctor and complains "I am farting copiously. They don't smell but they're really loud." "See?" The doctor writes him a prescription and tells him to make an appointment two weeks hence. He came in two weeks later and said "Those pills didn't help at all! I'm still farting and now they absolutely reek!" The doctor replied, "Now that I've got your nose sorted out let's get to work on that flatulence." I've heard this one before:

A man goes to a doctor and complains "I am farting copiously. They don't smell but they're really loud." "See?"

The doctor writes him a prescription and tells him to make an appointment two weeks hence. He came in two weeks later and said "Those pills didn't help at all! I'm still farting and now they absolutely reek!" The doctor replied, "Now that I've got your nose sorted out let's get to work on that flatulence."

]]> By: Skipweasel http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/05/man-banned-from-breaking-wind-in-a-club/comment-page-1/#comment-331721 Skipweasel Wed, 05 Dec 2007 21:39:04 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/05/man-banned-from-breaking-wind-in-a-club/#comment-331721 Certainly sounds like he isn't the only arsehole there. Certainly sounds like he isn't the only arsehole there.

]]> By: Vako http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/05/man-banned-from-breaking-wind-in-a-club/comment-page-1/#comment-331163 Vako Wed, 05 Dec 2007 15:06:31 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/05/man-banned-from-breaking-wind-in-a-club/#comment-331163 Well, at least the old fart has a sense of humor about the situation. He seemed to be handling it quite well. It seems to me that if he was a member for 20 years that a verbal warning or stern talking-to would have been sufficient for the old chap. Foin. Sounds to me like some person at that "social club" (what other kind of club is there?) Is on some sort of authority trip. Well, at least the old fart has a sense of humor about the situation. He seemed to be handling it quite well. It seems to me that if he was a member for 20 years that a verbal warning or stern talking-to would have been sufficient for the old chap. Foin. Sounds to me like some person at that "social club" (what other kind of club is there?) Is on some sort of authority trip.

]]> By: Miss Cellania http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/05/man-banned-from-breaking-wind-in-a-club/comment-page-1/#comment-331024 Miss Cellania Wed, 05 Dec 2007 13:27:50 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/05/man-banned-from-breaking-wind-in-a-club/#comment-331024 I wonder if the statement "there is no smell" would stand up to witness verification. I wonder if the statement "there is no smell" would stand up to witness verification.

]]> By: k http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/05/man-banned-from-breaking-wind-in-a-club/comment-page-1/#comment-330978 k Wed, 05 Dec 2007 13:02:55 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/12/05/man-banned-from-breaking-wind-in-a-club/#comment-330978 aw lol. old people can't hold it in well, they should know that.. aw lol. old people can't hold it in well, they should know that..

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