Comments on: Man Banned From Breaking Wind in a Club

By: XuYu

XuYu — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 06:23:23 +0000

ASBO

By: frogstarrobot

frogstarrobot — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 02:31:28 +0000

I’ve heard this one before:

A man goes to a doctor and complains “I am farting copiously. They don’t smell but they’re really loud.” “See?”

The doctor writes him a prescription and tells him to make an appointment two weeks hence. He came in two weeks later and said “Those pills didn’t help at all! I’m still farting and now they absolutely reek!” The doctor replied, “Now that I’ve got your nose sorted out let’s get to work on that flatulence.”

By: Skipweasel

Skipweasel — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 21:39:04 +0000

Certainly sounds like he isn’t the only arsehole there.

By: Vako

Vako — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 15:06:31 +0000

Well, at least the old fart has a sense of humor about the situation. He seemed to be handling it quite well. It seems to me that if he was a member for 20 years that a verbal warning or stern talking-to would have been sufficient for the old chap. Foin. Sounds to me like some person at that “social club” (what other kind of club is there?) Is on some sort of authority trip.

By: Miss Cellania

Miss Cellania — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 13:27:50 +0000

I wonder if the statement “there is no smell” would stand up to witness verification.

By: k

Wed, 05 Dec 2007 13:02:55 +0000

aw lol. old people can’t hold it in well, they should know that..