Maurice Fox received a letter from Kirkham Street Sports and Social Club in Paignton asking him to consider his actions, which "disgusted" members.
Mr Fox, a club regular for 20 years, said: "I am happy to oblige them, there is no problem. I do get a bit windy - I am an old fart now."
He said he had to leave the club about three times a night and added "I think someone has complained about the noise. I am a loud farter, but there is no smell."
Source: BBC News
A man goes to a doctor and complains "I am farting copiously. They don't smell but they're really loud." "See?"
The doctor writes him a prescription and tells him to make an appointment two weeks hence. He came in two weeks later and said "Those pills didn't help at all! I'm still farting and now they absolutely reek!" The doctor replied, "Now that I've got your nose sorted out let's get to work on that flatulence."