Comments on: Caption Monkey 15: Running Man

By: Kayla

Kayla — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 15:13:59 +0000

i would never imagine someone who would do tht .

i would if he feel becasue he didntk nwo where he was .

By: moxie

moxie — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 19:08:25 +0000

Gas prices keeping you down? Ship yourself, get there by 10am the next day. New from FEDEX

By: Dev Anand

Dev Anand — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 15:52:39 +0000

FedEx expedited service door to door.

By: Stephan

Stephan — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 23:21:17 +0000

The dish powered up, the levitation field intensified, and Roger clung tightly to the handle of his palm pilot, praying that his first day as FedEx galactic deliveryman wouldn’t be his last.

By: Dirk

Dirk — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 00:17:35 +0000

EDIT:

“Johnny always wondered what it would be like to wear the magic hat that came with his brother’s delicious, multicolored, lead juice.”

By: Dirk

Dirk — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 00:16:28 +0000

“Johnny always wondered what it would be like to wear the magic hat that always came with his brother’s delicious, multicolored, lead juice.”

By: Jim Nightshade

Jim Nightshade — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 23:31:11 +0000

Relax,it’s Steve.

By: Ian Schwartz

Ian Schwartz — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 22:12:44 +0000

invizible finish line

By: Ian Schwartz

Ian Schwartz — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 20:08:53 +0000

LARPing: Now even dorkier.

By: heather

heather — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 19:23:28 +0000

“Deliveryman, AWAYY!!”

By: Alexis

Alexis — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 19:14:06 +0000

“NO, this is not Tom Hanks!”

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 18:11:59 +0000

One rainy day, a local’s “sea monkey” shipment was accidentally animated and escapes

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 18:07:44 +0000

Local’s “sea boy” shipment accidentally animated and escapes

By: Ian Schwartz

Ian Schwartz — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 17:22:16 +0000

“Don’t worry Uncle Mom and Aunt Dad! I’m a-comin’!’

By: Benny

Benny — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 16:42:00 +0000

Fed Ex: you are doing it wrong.

UPS: Brown won’t do this to you.

“It’s around then that Jimmy realized there might be some flaw in his ‘flawless plan’”

By: Ian Schwartz

Ian Schwartz — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 14:56:03 +0000

Billy Elliot II: The Envelopening

By: Rasmaestro

Rasmaestro — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:40:15 +0000

The late Kenny “The Ostrich” McLaren during his his 7th attempted escape from the J. Edgar Hoover Mental Ward.
Ironically, that time he really DID appear quite invisible to the oncoming garbage truck.

By: Jerse

Jerse — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 07:10:47 +0000

To outdo his opponents, FedEx Man decides to javelin a palm tree!

By: farty

farty — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:41:11 +0000

the human head i ordered on ebay came with the body still alive and attached

By: farty

farty — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:39:12 +0000

i never saw a package that could deliver itself

By: farty

farty — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:37:37 +0000

here i come to save the dayyyyy!

By: Drea

Drea — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 03:41:38 +0000

Overnight? I’ll get it there in 1 hour!

By: Adam Farrington

Adam Farrington — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 03:19:22 +0000

Pushing the envelope, or getting pushed out of one?

By: Adam Farrington

Adam Farrington — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 03:17:36 +0000

Wolverine is a wussy compared to the fedex-men. What a badass, he’s half envelope.

By: Katelyn

Katelyn — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 02:35:24 +0000

…but poor Billy couldn’t take his friend, Mr. Tree, along with him.

By: Steve

Steve — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 02:27:51 +0000

When you absolutely, positively have to look like an idiot…

By: Cori

Cori — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 02:11:47 +0000

FedEx Kinko’s, your one stop shop for shipping, photocopying, printing, binding, and cool hats that provide super-human jumping skills.

By: Lauren

Lauren — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 01:53:13 +0000

LOOK AT THIS HEAD I SNATCHED FROM THE FEDEX TRUCK!Hahahaha!

By: Jordan Urbani

Jordan Urbani — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 01:45:50 +0000

The Fedex Pope is always on time. Always.

By: Mikb

Mikb — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 00:53:52 +0000

thats right officer, he just came out of nowhere screaming, “the feds are after me!”

By: Mikb

Mikb — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 00:52:08 +0000

” GOD SPEED MR MAIL MAN “

By: DVD playa

DVD playa — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 00:34:32 +0000

Fed Ex goes “Green”

By: the Alcatraz Kid

the Alcatraz Kid — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 00:29:36 +0000

Tom Hanks?

By: Joe Fanning

Joe Fanning — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 23:26:44 +0000

Edward was overjoyed when people finally “got” him.

By: ben

ben — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 22:18:29 +0000

A hundred weary miles from Burning Man, Gene realized he’s been fed ex.

By: gabtastic

gabtastic — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 22:02:51 +0000

“Fed Ex boy, away!”
(*flies away to save the day.*)

By: Political Comment

Political Comment — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 21:55:45 +0000

Fed Ex goes green.

Fed Ex: Now with lower carbon emissions.

By: Fitz

Fitz — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 21:55:42 +0000

The aftermath of the FedEx driver’s strike.

By: Ian Schwartz

Ian Schwartz — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 21:32:49 +0000

Do you like my new letterhead?

By: Ian Schwartz

Ian Schwartz — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 21:27:59 +0000

Aaaarrrrrgh! Midgets!!!!

By: Ian Schwartz

Ian Schwartz — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 21:26:49 +0000

*huff huff* stupid *huff huff* pledge week *wheeze*

By: Jerad

Jerad — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 21:19:09 +0000

When you absolutely positively have to be there…

By: Xayzer

Xayzer — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 21:12:58 +0000

“My idea to Fedex myself through the US border needed some more planning” – Thought Enrique while being chased by the border patrol police.

By: Eibmoz

Eibmoz — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 20:32:51 +0000

Kevin Federline tries unsucessfully to elude the paparazzi

By: Thespian24601

Thespian24601 — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 20:05:12 +0000

FedEx Ground? Nope
FedEx Air? Nope
Teen excited that he just completed his special edition World of Warcraft Comic Book collection? Of Course.

By: panicronic

panicronic — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 19:18:54 +0000

Taking cues from Bangkok, Fedex starts the first ever “Naughty delivery boy run of shame”. The lucky winner (pictured here) will receive a scrotal massage.

By: Dani

Dani — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 18:33:29 +0000

The Nerd On Time

By: ben

ben — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:37:04 +0000

Howie begins to realize that it would take much more than the mailman’s magic envelope to sufficiently improve his vertical leap.

By: badiuk

badiuk — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:24:05 +0000

Cast away Forest Gump.

By: Andi

Andi — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:18:11 +0000

And now a scene from Cast Away 2: Wilson’s Revenge.