Caption Monkey 15: Running Man


Photo: billy verdin [Flickr]

It's time for this week's Neatorama and Hobotopia Caption Monkey game! Ape Lad picked this photo for all of you to submit funny caption.

Funniest caption wins a Free Monkey (or any other animal) drawing by Ape Lad. Contest rules: place your caption in the comment section. One caption per comment, please, but you can submit as many as you can think of. You can also vote for your favorite... just not your own!

Good luck!

Update 12/10/07 - Ape Lad has picked the winner! Congratulations to Ian Schwartz #47 who wrote:

Do you like my new letterhead?

"Please note how world-class sprinter Johann McDingus has cleverly oriented the packaging envelope to give himself maximum aerodynamic qualities. It is no accident he is flying down the track."
Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
OK mods, if that one does not pass muster (as the system just warned me it might not) I will change it to this:

“Please note how world-class sprinter Johann McNoodle has cleverly oriented the packaging envelope to give himself maximum aerodynamic qualities. It is no accident he is flying down the track.”
Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Mods, if the last one is too risque. please delete and substitute this one:

“Please note how world-class sprinter Johann McNoodle has cleverly oriented the packaging envelope to give himself maximum aerodynamic qualities. It is no accident he is flying down the track.”
Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Not having an envelope large enough for the whole statue, the base got misplaced during transit. FedEx assures us that they're doing everything they can to locate it.
Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Sorry to interupt your program....We have word that an illegal alien who has just gained entry into the United states by Fed Exing himself, was last seen running eastbound on Freedom St. with the Fed Ex envelope still stuck on his head.
Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Fedex Envelope: Free
Iphone in Back Pocket: $500
Highwater Flood Pants: $40
Knowing that you could totally pwn the jerks who are chasing you at World of Warcraft?: Priceless
Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
FedEx Kinko's, your one stop shop for shipping, photocopying, printing, binding, and cool hats that provide super-human jumping skills.
Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
The late Kenny "The Ostrich" McLaren during his his 7th attempted escape from the J. Edgar Hoover Mental Ward.
Ironically, that time he really DID appear quite invisible to the oncoming garbage truck.
Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
The dish powered up, the levitation field intensified, and Roger clung tightly to the handle of his palm pilot, praying that his first day as FedEx galactic deliveryman wouldn't be his last.
Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Login to comment.
Click here to access all of this post's 85 comments




Email This Post to a Friend
"Caption Monkey 15: Running Man"

Separate multiple emails with a comma. Limit 5.

 

Success! Your email has been sent!

close window
X

This website uses cookies.

This website uses cookies to improve user experience. By using this website you consent to all cookies in accordance with our Privacy Policy.

I agree
 
Learn More