My Pet Goldfish
By Miss Cellania in Everything Else on Nov 28, 2007 at 12:23 pm

Feed the fish, and he will grow. Just how big, I do not know. I think I will name him Otto. Link -via Dump Trumpet

I can’t believe I just 10 minutes trying to make my goldfish bigger than yours (to no avail).
When you feed a fish, never feed him a lot. So much and no more! Never more than a spot, or something may happen! You never know what.
Excellent Helen Palmer reference, Miss C!
I had a 50-year-old copy of that book from my husband’s childhood. My kids loved it so much, they destroyed it. That’s why I couldn’t give a direct quote.
I kept feeding him and feeding him but he wouldn’t outgrow his tank or explode.

