Comments on: Caption Monkey 14: Fat Coot!

By: Kayla

Kayla — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 15:11:53 +0000

dude this is nice i never seen nothing like it … i looks like a duck animal thing .

but then again

it looks like a ball .

By: Josh Parker

Josh Parker — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 19:34:39 +0000

Coot: 1
Oil Spill: 0

By: PristineApostle

PristineApostle — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:00:25 +0000

“Yeah, I’m fat. So what? That’s just how I roll.”

By: SarahW

SarahW — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 20:43:05 +0000

I finded u som popkorns
but I eaded it.

By: SarahW

SarahW — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 15:26:17 +0000

next tiem werz teh swim dapurs

By: SarahW

SarahW — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 15:19:26 +0000

Inturnul bukkit R advantij

By: Charanda de Cristo

Charanda de Cristo — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 04:11:49 +0000

Kwaneese, gurl, lets me tell you bout dese new shoes I done picked up at tha Wal-Mart. Gurl. You know I hads to go up in there and get me a new dress to wear to Shondricack’s momma’s cousin’s baby shower. Anyway. I had just got up on one of them ride-along carts – you know, cause I gots the elephant diseases – when I turn around there was these just FLY black and white sandals. I just threw them up on my buggy and paid for it with my food stamps. What color you think I need to paint my toenails?

By: SarahW

SarahW — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 23:18:39 +0000

NO, I haznt seed ur bukkit.
(hehe)

By: RasmusJ

RasmusJ — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 14:52:03 +0000

Cute coot, nice suit!
Awwww – bad snoot, clogged shute?

By: MariV

MariV — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 05:17:29 +0000

Calvin the Coot meets Blimpy the Blowfish.

By: MariV

MariV — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 05:15:45 +0000

Calvin the Coot learns an important lesson: “…and I promise myself that I’ll never again take a dare to eat a live blowfish.”

By: SarahW

SarahW — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 04:53:41 +0000

Reply iz hazy, trys again
if still not wrkin
hitz wiz fishstiks

By: graham!

graham! — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:48:30 +0000

“Ladies and gentlemen, we here at the San Diego zoo have an important announcement for you, the press, on this sunny afternoon. Our captive breeding program, already a success with the Giant Pandas you know and love, have cross-bread a common coot, native to South America, with Star Jones. They will be hosting a new series on WTV later this year. We will take questions at this time”

By: Will Perkins

Will Perkins — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 00:28:06 +0000

Oh God….I just absorb it right through my feet!

By: DB

DB — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 00:16:21 +0000

Please be gentle.

By: EDG

EDG — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 23:19:16 +0000

Iraqi terrorists have a new weapon of mass destruction. It’s a bird that emits numerous dirty bombs onto freshly washed cars.

By: EDG

EDG — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 23:16:22 +0000

“To answer your stupid question: Yes, I am allergic to bee stings.”

By: EDG

EDG — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 23:07:42 +0000

“Flying is SO overrated. This year I’m going to roll south for the winter.”

By: EDG

EDG — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 23:07:24 +0000

“Hey, I’m not fat! I’m just extremely fluffy.”

By: EDG

EDG — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 23:07:04 +0000

In an effort to curb the global greenhouse effect, Al Gore convinced this coot to never again toot.

By: EDG

EDG — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 23:06:46 +0000

“Right now, a bucket of Midol would be REALLY nice.”

By: EDG

EDG — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 23:06:26 +0000

Would anyone give a hoot if someone placed their foot in a steel toed boot to swiftly kick this root eating, soot colored, coot for a lot of loot?

By: Dan Smith

Dan Smith — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 22:26:25 +0000

“Have to get to K-Mart. 400 Oak Street. The sign said ‘Don’t Walk’. Have to get to K-Mart.”

By: Dan Smith

Dan Smith — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 22:24:54 +0000

“Ten Minutes to Wapner.”

By: Zen Blue

Zen Blue — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 21:18:03 +0000

When the coot can’t poot… try Exlax.

By: Cori

Cori — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:52:59 +0000

And we now present you with conclusive proof, coconuts are indeed migratory.

By: sheri

sheri — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:52:06 +0000

Atkins Schmatkins

By: James Hackett

James Hackett — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:25:06 +0000

Missing: Wilson, Tom Hanks lovable co-star in 2000′s ‘Castaway’. Last seen floating somewhere in the sea.

By: emptyminded

emptyminded — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:54:51 +0000

Thinking no one would object to another crazy coot in his cabinet, President Bush today introduced his choice to replace his outgoing antiterrorism advisor.

By: dan deluca

dan deluca — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:25:48 +0000

Viagra gone wrong

By: Tdot

Tdot — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:21:53 +0000

He can’t walk on water.
That proves it, Jesus was not a fat coot.

By: dan deluca

dan deluca — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:21:21 +0000

Despite his large size, Blackie the Coot was confident in his life knowing that his trophy coot wife would screw his brains out later that evening.

By: dan deluca

dan deluca — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:18:11 +0000

………….and National Geographic photographer “Bud” Johnson paused for a moment…. fondly remembering his adorable yet chubby wife waiting for him back home 5,000 miles away ….

By: dan deluca

dan deluca — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:15:58 +0000

Yea Yea, I know….why don’t you try sitting around watching Oprah and eating bonbons all day and see what it does to you !

By: Pj

Pj — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:06:13 +0000

FRAN! FRAN THE WATER HEATER BLEW AGAIN!

By: jazzk

jazzk — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 18:41:31 +0000

“Someone get me some prune juice.”

By: unohav_1

unohav_1 — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 17:39:49 +0000

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.

By: kickstand22

kickstand22 — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 17:29:04 +0000

I wonder if they’ll know it’s a hair piece…

By: Jbone

Jbone — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 17:13:28 +0000

A hush descended on the crowd at Cape Canaveral as the first natural-gas, jet-powered flight was about to commence.

By: JoBo

JoBo — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 17:02:51 +0000

Dang! This happens EVERY time it’s a little humid out!

By: EcoGeek

EcoGeek — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 17:02:05 +0000

Tell me honestly, does this make me look fat?

By: SarahW

SarahW — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:01:42 +0000

Concentratz and aks agin.

By: DrJones

DrJones — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:58:22 +0000

“Sure I was BIG enough, but they didn’t think I was ‘yellow’ enough for the role.”

By: Samantha

Samantha — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:57:08 +0000

Is my reflection deceptive, or have I gained weight?

By: AnnaBee

AnnaBee — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:56:45 +0000

It wasn’t that Francine didn’t want to go bottom-feeding with the rest of the girls. She would have done anything to kick her partially webbed toes in the air while struggling to nip weeds from the slime-covered bottom of St. James’ Park’s lagoon. Her hideously inflated digestive tract was the issue. But little did Francine know that her rather embarassing intestinal gas problem was soon to become a potentially deadly affliction; it was the 3rd annual “Let Your Dogs Run Wild in the Park” day, and a sturdy bull mastiff had just taken a shine to the poor coot’s arousingly swollen hindquarters.

By: Doug C.

Doug C. — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:51:47 +0000

“I am the Round Mound of Bird Down”.

By: Andrew32

Andrew32 — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:45:00 +0000

This is why feeding birds alka seltzers is a bad idea.

no, for real. they explode. O_o

By: arvana

arvana — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:36:25 +0000

I *told* you not to eat the blueberry gum!

By: algonkin

algonkin — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:51:42 +0000

Hi… I’m Chubba!

And I’m fat….
My Mama’s fat,
My Papa’s fat,
Even my pet flea is fat.

One day, Mama said…
Chubba, can you smile under all that blubba?
I said…why sure Moma!

By: RasmusJ

RasmusJ — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:50:07 +0000

can haz moldy bread?