Comments on: Caption Monkey 14: Fat Coot! http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/ The Neat Side of the Web Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:08:19 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Kayla http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/comment-page-2/#comment-411333 Kayla Wed, 23 Jan 2008 15:11:53 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/#comment-411333 dude this is nice i never seen nothing like it ... i looks like a duck animal thing . but then again it looks like a ball . dude this is nice i never seen nothing like it ... i looks like a duck animal thing .

but then again

it looks like a ball .

]]> By: Josh Parker http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/comment-page-2/#comment-345529 Josh Parker Fri, 14 Dec 2007 19:34:39 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/#comment-345529 Coot: 1 Oil Spill: 0 Coot: 1
Oil Spill: 0

]]> By: PristineApostle http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/comment-page-2/#comment-328835 PristineApostle Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:00:25 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/#comment-328835 "Yeah, I'm fat. So what? That's just how I roll." "Yeah, I'm fat. So what? That's just how I roll."

]]> By: SarahW http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/comment-page-2/#comment-326476 SarahW Fri, 30 Nov 2007 20:43:05 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/#comment-326476 I finded u som popkorns but I eaded it. I finded u som popkorns
but I eaded it.

]]> By: SarahW http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/comment-page-2/#comment-326132 SarahW Fri, 30 Nov 2007 15:26:17 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/#comment-326132 next tiem werz teh swim dapurs next tiem werz teh swim dapurs

]]> By: SarahW http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/comment-page-2/#comment-326121 SarahW Fri, 30 Nov 2007 15:19:26 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/#comment-326121 Inturnul bukkit R advantij Inturnul bukkit R advantij

]]> By: Charanda de Cristo http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/comment-page-2/#comment-325348 Charanda de Cristo Fri, 30 Nov 2007 04:11:49 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/#comment-325348 Kwaneese, gurl, lets me tell you bout dese new shoes I done picked up at tha Wal-Mart. Gurl. You know I hads to go up in there and get me a new dress to wear to Shondricack's momma's cousin's baby shower. Anyway. I had just got up on one of them ride-along carts - you know, cause I gots the elephant diseases - when I turn around there was these just FLY black and white sandals. I just threw them up on my buggy and paid for it with my food stamps. What color you think I need to paint my toenails? Kwaneese, gurl, lets me tell you bout dese new shoes I done picked up at tha Wal-Mart. Gurl. You know I hads to go up in there and get me a new dress to wear to Shondricack's momma's cousin's baby shower. Anyway. I had just got up on one of them ride-along carts - you know, cause I gots the elephant diseases - when I turn around there was these just FLY black and white sandals. I just threw them up on my buggy and paid for it with my food stamps. What color you think I need to paint my toenails?

]]> By: SarahW http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/comment-page-2/#comment-324967 SarahW Thu, 29 Nov 2007 23:18:39 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/#comment-324967 NO, I haznt seed ur bukkit. (hehe) NO, I haznt seed ur bukkit.
(hehe)

]]> By: RasmusJ http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/comment-page-2/#comment-324195 RasmusJ Thu, 29 Nov 2007 14:52:03 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/#comment-324195 Cute coot, nice suit! Awwww - bad snoot, clogged shute? Cute coot, nice suit!
Awwww - bad snoot, clogged shute?

]]> By: MariV http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/comment-page-2/#comment-323210 MariV Thu, 29 Nov 2007 05:17:29 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/#comment-323210 Calvin the Coot meets Blimpy the Blowfish. Calvin the Coot meets Blimpy the Blowfish.

]]> By: MariV http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/comment-page-2/#comment-323208 MariV Thu, 29 Nov 2007 05:15:45 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/#comment-323208 Calvin the Coot learns an important lesson: "...and I promise myself that I'll never again take a dare to eat a live blowfish." Calvin the Coot learns an important lesson: "...and I promise myself that I'll never again take a dare to eat a live blowfish."

]]> By: SarahW http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/comment-page-2/#comment-323183 SarahW Thu, 29 Nov 2007 04:53:41 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/#comment-323183 Reply iz hazy, trys again if still not wrkin hitz wiz fishstiks Reply iz hazy, trys again
if still not wrkin
hitz wiz fishstiks

]]> By: graham! http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/comment-page-2/#comment-322851 graham! Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:48:30 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/#comment-322851 "Ladies and gentlemen, we here at the San Diego zoo have an important announcement for you, the press, on this sunny afternoon. Our captive breeding program, already a success with the Giant Pandas you know and love, have cross-bread a common coot, native to South America, with Star Jones. They will be hosting a new series on WTV later this year. We will take questions at this time" "Ladies and gentlemen, we here at the San Diego zoo have an important announcement for you, the press, on this sunny afternoon. Our captive breeding program, already a success with the Giant Pandas you know and love, have cross-bread a common coot, native to South America, with Star Jones. They will be hosting a new series on WTV later this year. We will take questions at this time"

]]> By: Will Perkins http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/comment-page-2/#comment-322648 Will Perkins Thu, 29 Nov 2007 00:28:06 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/#comment-322648 Oh God....I just absorb it right through my feet! Oh God....I just absorb it right through my feet!

]]> By: DB http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/comment-page-2/#comment-322623 DB Thu, 29 Nov 2007 00:16:21 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/#comment-322623 Please be gentle. Please be gentle.

]]> By: EDG http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/comment-page-2/#comment-322493 EDG Wed, 28 Nov 2007 23:19:16 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/#comment-322493 Iraqi terrorists have a new weapon of mass destruction. It's a bird that emits numerous dirty bombs onto freshly washed cars. Iraqi terrorists have a new weapon of mass destruction. It's a bird that emits numerous dirty bombs onto freshly washed cars.

]]> By: EDG http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/comment-page-2/#comment-322484 EDG Wed, 28 Nov 2007 23:16:22 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/#comment-322484 "To answer your stupid question: Yes, I am allergic to bee stings." "To answer your stupid question: Yes, I am allergic to bee stings."

]]> By: EDG http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/comment-page-2/#comment-322474 EDG Wed, 28 Nov 2007 23:07:42 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/#comment-322474 "Flying is SO overrated. This year I'm going to roll south for the winter." "Flying is SO overrated. This year I'm going to roll south for the winter."

]]> By: EDG http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/comment-page-2/#comment-322472 EDG Wed, 28 Nov 2007 23:07:24 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/#comment-322472 "Hey, I'm not fat! I'm just extremely fluffy." "Hey, I'm not fat! I'm just extremely fluffy."

]]> By: EDG http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/comment-page-2/#comment-322471 EDG Wed, 28 Nov 2007 23:07:04 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/#comment-322471 In an effort to curb the global greenhouse effect, Al Gore convinced this coot to never again toot. In an effort to curb the global greenhouse effect, Al Gore convinced this coot to never again toot.

]]> By: EDG http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/comment-page-2/#comment-322470 EDG Wed, 28 Nov 2007 23:06:46 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/#comment-322470 "Right now, a bucket of Midol would be REALLY nice." "Right now, a bucket of Midol would be REALLY nice."

]]> By: EDG http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/comment-page-2/#comment-322467 EDG Wed, 28 Nov 2007 23:06:26 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/#comment-322467 Would anyone give a hoot if someone placed their foot in a steel toed boot to swiftly kick this root eating, soot colored, coot for a lot of loot? Would anyone give a hoot if someone placed their foot in a steel toed boot to swiftly kick this root eating, soot colored, coot for a lot of loot?

]]> By: Dan Smith http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/comment-page-2/#comment-322390 Dan Smith Wed, 28 Nov 2007 22:26:25 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/#comment-322390 "Have to get to K-Mart. 400 Oak Street. The sign said 'Don't Walk'. Have to get to K-Mart." "Have to get to K-Mart. 400 Oak Street. The sign said 'Don't Walk'. Have to get to K-Mart."

]]> By: Dan Smith http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/comment-page-1/#comment-322386 Dan Smith Wed, 28 Nov 2007 22:24:54 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/#comment-322386 "Ten Minutes to Wapner." "Ten Minutes to Wapner."

]]> By: Zen Blue http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/comment-page-1/#comment-322242 Zen Blue Wed, 28 Nov 2007 21:18:03 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/#comment-322242 When the coot can't poot... try Exlax. When the coot can't poot... try Exlax.

]]> By: Cori http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/comment-page-1/#comment-322181 Cori Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:52:59 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/#comment-322181 And we now present you with conclusive proof, coconuts are indeed migratory. And we now present you with conclusive proof, coconuts are indeed migratory.

]]> By: sheri http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/comment-page-1/#comment-322179 sheri Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:52:06 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/#comment-322179 Atkins Schmatkins Atkins Schmatkins

]]> By: James Hackett http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/comment-page-1/#comment-322155 James Hackett Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:25:06 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/#comment-322155 Missing: Wilson, Tom Hanks lovable co-star in 2000's 'Castaway'. Last seen floating somewhere in the sea. Missing: Wilson, Tom Hanks lovable co-star in 2000's 'Castaway'. Last seen floating somewhere in the sea.

]]> By: emptyminded http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/comment-page-1/#comment-322126 emptyminded Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:54:51 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/#comment-322126 Thinking no one would object to another crazy coot in his cabinet, President Bush today introduced his choice to replace his outgoing antiterrorism advisor. Thinking no one would object to another crazy coot in his cabinet, President Bush today introduced his choice to replace his outgoing antiterrorism advisor.

]]> By: dan deluca http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/comment-page-1/#comment-322097 dan deluca Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:25:48 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/28/caption-monkey-14-fat-coot/#comment-322097 Viagra gone wrong Viagra gone wrong

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