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73 comments to "Caption Monkey 14: Fat Coot!"
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tomfoolery
November 28th, 2007 at
3:30 am
i like big birds, and I cannot lie….
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Lorin
November 28th, 2007 at
3:38 am
Sadly, after fantastic results in testing, the ACME Duck Airbag Deployment Device was a catastrophic failure on the market.
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oxyacetylene
November 28th, 2007 at
3:46 am
I’ll be out in a minuite mom i got one hung!
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Roy Chong
November 28th, 2007 at
4:00 am
Note to self, ‘No more basketballs for lunch’
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Jonsend
November 28th, 2007 at
5:39 am
That’s no moon…
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Jonsend
November 28th, 2007 at
5:48 am
I’ll show those ostriches who can lay the biggest egg!
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Nestor
November 28th, 2007 at
5:55 am
You know, real coots have curves
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RasmusJ
November 28th, 2007 at
6:31 am
Harold wasn’t fond of bowling.
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Billy
November 28th, 2007 at
6:34 am
And here we have the elusive Brunswick Blackbird
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Dr. A
November 28th, 2007 at
6:46 am
Whaddya mean, coffee is a diuretic?
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Faz
November 28th, 2007 at
7:32 am
Oh Tyrone…You silly fat C**t
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b°b
November 28th, 2007 at
7:47 am
There’s a head coming out of my arse…
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farty
November 28th, 2007 at
7:49 am
come on, big fart!
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K!P
November 28th, 2007 at
8:08 am
*BUUR&*^*&^** swollod the burp
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Dan
November 28th, 2007 at
8:21 am
and here we see the wild COCO PUFF
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Mstryst YdBotum
November 28th, 2007 at
8:23 am
I’m bloated, my feet are wet and swollen and I have bird poop on my forehead… can this day get any worse??
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Jason Graley
November 28th, 2007 at
8:27 am
So Morgan Freeman blackballed me from this penguin flick…Said I couldn’t march.
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scott mccall
November 28th, 2007 at
8:53 am
I gotta go poopies!
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Harry
November 28th, 2007 at
8:58 am
I”m not fat I’m Big Boned.
or
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. -
Mark
November 28th, 2007 at
9:06 am
Do these feathers make my butt look big?
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RasmusJ
November 28th, 2007 at
9:16 am
Harold was less than pleased when his spreading, pale patch earned him the nickname ‘Jacko’.
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RasmusJ
November 28th, 2007 at
9:42 am
Hhnnnnnnnggggghhhhh
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Steve
November 28th, 2007 at
9:47 am
I didn’t say I was a turkey…I said I ate too much turkey!
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RasmusJ
November 28th, 2007 at
9:50 am
can haz moldy bread?
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algonkin
November 28th, 2007 at
9:51 am
Hi… I’m Chubba!
And I’m fat….
My Mama’s fat,
My Papa’s fat,
Even my pet flea is fat.One day, Mama said…
Chubba, can you smile under all that blubba?
I said…why sure Moma! -
arvana
November 28th, 2007 at
10:36 am
I *told* you not to eat the blueberry gum!
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Andrew32
November 28th, 2007 at
10:45 am
This is why feeding birds alka seltzers is a bad idea.
xD
no, for real. they explode. O_o
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Doug C.
November 28th, 2007 at
10:51 am
“I am the Round Mound of Bird Down”.
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AnnaBee
November 28th, 2007 at
10:56 am
It wasn’t that Francine didn’t want to go bottom-feeding with the rest of the girls. She would have done anything to kick her partially webbed toes in the air while struggling to nip weeds from the slime-covered bottom of St. James’ Park’s lagoon. Her hideously inflated digestive tract was the issue. But little did Francine know that her rather embarassing intestinal gas problem was soon to become a potentially deadly affliction; it was the 3rd annual “Let Your Dogs Run Wild in the Park” day, and a sturdy bull mastiff had just taken a shine to the poor coot’s arousingly swollen hindquarters.
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Samantha
November 28th, 2007 at
10:57 am
Is my reflection deceptive, or have I gained weight?
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DrJones
November 28th, 2007 at
10:58 am
“Sure I was BIG enough, but they didn’t think I was ‘yellow’ enough for the role.”
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SarahW
November 28th, 2007 at
11:01 am
Concentratz and aks agin.
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EcoGeek
November 28th, 2007 at
12:02 pm
Tell me honestly, does this make me look fat?
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JoBo
November 28th, 2007 at
12:02 pm
Dang! This happens EVERY time it’s a little humid out!
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Jbone
November 28th, 2007 at
12:13 pm
A hush descended on the crowd at Cape Canaveral as the first natural-gas, jet-powered flight was about to commence.
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kickstand22
November 28th, 2007 at
12:29 pm
I wonder if they’ll know it’s a hair piece…
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unohav_1
November 28th, 2007 at
12:39 pm
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.
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jazzk
November 28th, 2007 at
1:41 pm
“Someone get me some prune juice.”
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Pj
November 28th, 2007 at
2:06 pm
FRAN! FRAN THE WATER HEATER BLEW AGAIN!
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dan deluca
November 28th, 2007 at
2:15 pm
Yea Yea, I know….why don’t you try sitting around watching Oprah and eating bonbons all day and see what it does to you !
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dan deluca
November 28th, 2007 at
2:18 pm
………….and National Geographic photographer “Bud” Johnson paused for a moment…. fondly remembering his adorable yet chubby wife waiting for him back home 5,000 miles away ….
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dan deluca
November 28th, 2007 at
2:21 pm
Despite his large size, Blackie the Coot was confident in his life knowing that his trophy coot wife would screw his brains out later that evening.
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Tdot
November 28th, 2007 at
2:21 pm
He can’t walk on water.
That proves it, Jesus was not a fat coot. -
dan deluca
November 28th, 2007 at
2:25 pm
Viagra gone wrong
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emptyminded
November 28th, 2007 at
2:54 pm
Thinking no one would object to another crazy coot in his cabinet, President Bush today introduced his choice to replace his outgoing antiterrorism advisor.
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James Hackett
November 28th, 2007 at
3:25 pm
Missing: Wilson, Tom Hanks lovable co-star in 2000’s ‘Castaway’. Last seen floating somewhere in the sea.
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sheri
November 28th, 2007 at
3:52 pm
Atkins Schmatkins
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Cori
November 28th, 2007 at
3:52 pm
And we now present you with conclusive proof, coconuts are indeed migratory.
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Zen Blue
November 28th, 2007 at
4:18 pm
When the coot can’t poot… try Exlax.
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Dan Smith
November 28th, 2007 at
5:24 pm
“Ten Minutes to Wapner.”
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Dan Smith
November 28th, 2007 at
5:26 pm
“Have to get to K-Mart. 400 Oak Street. The sign said ‘Don’t Walk’. Have to get to K-Mart.”
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EDG
November 28th, 2007 at
6:06 pm
Would anyone give a hoot if someone placed their foot in a steel toed boot to swiftly kick this root eating, soot colored, coot for a lot of loot?
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EDG
November 28th, 2007 at
6:06 pm
“Right now, a bucket of Midol would be REALLY nice.”
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EDG
November 28th, 2007 at
6:07 pm
In an effort to curb the global greenhouse effect, Al Gore convinced this coot to never again toot.
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EDG
November 28th, 2007 at
6:07 pm
“Hey, I’m not fat! I’m just extremely fluffy.”
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EDG
November 28th, 2007 at
6:07 pm
“Flying is SO overrated. This year I’m going to roll south for the winter.”
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EDG
November 28th, 2007 at
6:16 pm
“To answer your stupid question: Yes, I am allergic to bee stings.”
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EDG
November 28th, 2007 at
6:19 pm
Iraqi terrorists have a new weapon of mass destruction. It’s a bird that emits numerous dirty bombs onto freshly washed cars.
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DB
November 28th, 2007 at
7:16 pm
Please be gentle.
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Will Perkins
November 28th, 2007 at
7:28 pm
Oh God….I just absorb it right through my feet!
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graham!
November 28th, 2007 at
8:48 pm
“Ladies and gentlemen, we here at the San Diego zoo have an important announcement for you, the press, on this sunny afternoon. Our captive breeding program, already a success with the Giant Pandas you know and love, have cross-bread a common coot, native to South America, with Star Jones. They will be hosting a new series on WTV later this year. We will take questions at this time”
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SarahW
November 28th, 2007 at
11:53 pm
Reply iz hazy, trys again
if still not wrkin
hitz wiz fishstiks -
MariV
November 29th, 2007 at
12:15 am
Calvin the Coot learns an important lesson: “…and I promise myself that I’ll never again take a dare to eat a live blowfish.”
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MariV
November 29th, 2007 at
12:17 am
Calvin the Coot meets Blimpy the Blowfish.
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RasmusJ
November 29th, 2007 at
9:52 am
Cute coot, nice suit!
Awwww - bad snoot, clogged shute? -
SarahW
November 29th, 2007 at
6:18 pm
NO, I haznt seed ur bukkit.
(hehe) -
Charanda de Cristo
November 29th, 2007 at
11:11 pm
Kwaneese, gurl, lets me tell you bout dese new shoes I done picked up at tha Wal-Mart. Gurl. You know I hads to go up in there and get me a new dress to wear to Shondricack’s momma’s cousin’s baby shower. Anyway. I had just got up on one of them ride-along carts - you know, cause I gots the elephant diseases - when I turn around there was these just FLY black and white sandals. I just threw them up on my buggy and paid for it with my food stamps. What color you think I need to paint my toenails?
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SarahW
November 30th, 2007 at
10:19 am
Inturnul bukkit R advantij
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SarahW
November 30th, 2007 at
10:26 am
next tiem werz teh swim dapurs
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SarahW
November 30th, 2007 at
3:43 pm
I finded u som popkorns
but I eaded it. -
PristineApostle
December 3rd, 2007 at
6:00 am
“Yeah, I’m fat. So what? That’s just how I roll.”
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Josh Parker
December 14th, 2007 at
2:34 pm
Coot: 1
Oil Spill: 0 -
Kayla
January 23rd, 2008 at
10:11 am
dude this is nice i never seen nothing like it … i looks like a duck animal thing .
but then again
it looks like a ball .
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