Morality Quiz

1. meh
   November 27th, 2007 at 5:24 am

   Meh like the world needs more people. I'd let the guy have his lucky day and let the natural order of things unfold, the trolly was going towards the 5 people anyway.

2. Lasse
   November 27th, 2007 at 6:35 am

   I´d throw the switch and then run like hell to reach the single person before the trolley does.

3. Ash
   November 27th, 2007 at 6:46 am

   Eh, well, so much for being bad-ass.

   I pretty much couldn't bring myself to do any of the stuff on that thing.

4. idot60
   November 27th, 2007 at 7:36 am

   i guess morality is determined by society itself. Like indians do not eat beef (not morally and spiritually correct) but but the non-indians have no such practices. So i believe we should respect one another and have tolerance

5. k
   November 27th, 2007 at 7:47 am

   What the hell is wrong with all those people? They watch too many movies

6. ruby
   November 27th, 2007 at 9:23 am

   I'd have a very hard time doing any of those things. In the lifeboat scenerio, I would get out of the boat for a time and have all the other occupants take turns getting out until the wounded person died. Then they'd go overboard to a watery grave. Hopefully I will never have to face anything like the choices given...

7. redphone
   November 27th, 2007 at 9:51 am

   I'd like to think that one of the morals of the quiz is to remind us there are other options to seemingly insane scenarios like the ones displayed. I mean really - do I have to toss the man beside me onto the tracks? How about I go onto the tracks? Does the baby really need to be smothered? How about just gaging it? Last I heard, babies can breath through their noses. etc

8. Zandt K
   November 27th, 2007 at 10:10 am

   Ditto redphone, this is in the box thinking, in the real world there are myriads of options not to mention God, as a Christian I get rather dismayed with all these stupid scenarios that leave out a higher power.

9. panicronic
   November 27th, 2007 at 10:40 am

   Wow, what an incredibly morbid survey. I understand that things as this do happen, however you cannot truly judge what a person is going to do until the moment arrives. Sitting in an office chair placing decisions on terrible situations is a far cry from sweating in a basement. Understanding that you are going to die, and being told by a survey are two different things.

10. Another Jake
    November 27th, 2007 at 11:03 am

    I'm with redphone. There are obviously better options than those offered. And with Zandt too. How are you so certain that something else won't happen to prevent the deaths of the 5 people... Should you kill the one man assuming it's the only option, or not kill him and pray.

11. Monster
    November 27th, 2007 at 11:25 am

    What are all these idiots doing standing around on trolley tracks anyway?

12. Monster
    November 27th, 2007 at 11:31 am

    Seriously though, none of these are even remotely realistic scenarios. Well, a couple of them might be somewhat realistic, but the extremely limited choices are not. And I'm a little troubled to see how many people would be willing to murder someone to save their own skin.

13. Keith
    November 27th, 2007 at 12:26 pm

    First, question 3a can be re-phrased:

    A healthy man checks into the hospital for a routine exam. During the exam, it is found that he matches the blood/organ type for 5 dying patients upstairs. Do you kill him and harvest his organs to save the lives of the 5 other patients?

    Same situation, but people tend to answer that one differently.

    Secondly, notice that the quiz asks COULD you do something, not WOULD you do it. Big difference.

14. Some crazy dork
    November 27th, 2007 at 12:29 pm

    Well, i think the point of the quiz it to see if people are capeable of deciding of the fates of others - take the decision of who lives / who dies into their hands. The rest is just flavor text. (Figureing out alternatives - while practical in real life scenarios, defeats the purpose of the study).

    That being said, I would, of course, try to figure out other options - for example, the baby would be unconcious but alive a lot sooner than it would die.

    Personally, i said "could not do" to all except the 'throwing the switch' one to chance the train's course, but not the catapult one. I dont know why i'd be able to act in that scenario only. In the other cases where its 'more people would live' if something was done, I couldn't do it myself, but I would probably ask someone else to.

15. Chris
    November 27th, 2007 at 3:08 pm

    Get the 5 people. Brake. Back up. Throw the Switch. Get the last one.

16. ted
    November 27th, 2007 at 6:04 pm

    You have to do the survey as if you weren't going to post a comment on Neatorama about it.

    That way, you don't have to try and come up with a myriad of possibilities to make yourself feel moral. The people who actually do triage or fight in wars, and make these kinds of decisions, don't get that chance.

    For them it's "Yes or No... Next!"

17. Jacki
    November 27th, 2007 at 8:23 pm

    "What are all these idiots doing standing around on trolley tracks anyway?"

    Indeed.

18. sam
    November 27th, 2007 at 8:35 pm

    i would kill the baby, and then scream so everyone got caught anyway.

19. sam
    November 27th, 2007 at 8:45 pm

    "Ditto redphone, this is in the box thinking, in the real world there are myriads of options not to mention God, as a Christian I get rather dismayed with all these stupid scenarios that leave out a higher power."

    wow that is so stupid. what do you want?, choice c: pray to god and he saves everyone...

    I like how they made it more realistic to real life by leaving out a higher power

20. Jess
    November 27th, 2007 at 10:52 pm

    The survey wouldn't be particularly accurate at determining a person's moral standing anyway as humans are notoriously bad at predicting their own future behaviours. One study shows that we are correct only approx. 7% of the time (obviously if there were more than 2 options).

21. Vonskippy
    November 28th, 2007 at 12:06 am

    People "talk the talk" but when the Sh*t hits the fan, it's completely different.

    Millions of years of evolution programmed the human species to SURVIVE - when you only have a few seconds to decide, and you haven't been trained to make those decisions, count on the majority of people saving their own ass and if it costs someone else's life (especially a stranger or strangers) - bad luck.

22. Curious
    November 28th, 2007 at 12:28 am

    I am with redphone, Zandt K, and Jake.

    I'm a christian also and have seen him do amazing things, so why don't they include a higher power?
    I agree that it is in the box thinking, and these are very unrealistic scenarios. And may I ask what the five very stupid people are doing on these tracks?

    Just curious.

23. Suzanne
    November 28th, 2007 at 4:04 am

    This survey bothered me, not only because it was overly simplistic, but because it was basically the same question over and over again: "would you take the life of one to save many?" and the answer generally was "if I didn't actually have to touch him," right? How strange this was... And what was this supposed to prove anyway? Because I really got nothing out of it.

24. Mindpimp
    November 28th, 2007 at 5:20 am

    I'd be curious to see a breakdown of sex and age when people are answering these questions. Would a 20-something mother be less likely to smother a child than a male teenager? Whilst the last few incidents seem utterly contrived, I think they raise an interesting point of "I'd be happier killing someone if I didn't have to do it myself" which is why for some electrocutions, they had 3 different levers and 3 people all pulling them, not knowing which was the "live" one, so the executioners would feel better about themselves.

25. Jess
    November 28th, 2007 at 7:28 am

    Yes there can be more than two options, but why is even the mention that one is a Christian relevant?
    You often hear of people dying or being kidnapped on the news and they will mention "she/he was a good Christian... attended church every week", as though that makes them better people.
    What options involving a “higher power” do you want?:
    “The hand of God comes down and derails the car before it can kill anyone” or “God intervenes and the soldiers go away before they can hear the baby cry.”
    Well I can tell you right now that at least the “smothering baby” scenario has happened in real life, and mothers have smothered their own babies, and no “higher power” has intervened.

26. Joseph
    November 28th, 2007 at 8:53 am

    The religious option would include:
    Stand by and do nothing, then call the resulting deaths "God's will."

27. just a guy
    November 29th, 2007 at 12:27 am

    "I’m a christian also and have seen him do amazing things, so why don’t they include a higher power?
    I agree that it is in the box thinking, and these are very unrealistic scenarios. And may I ask what the five very stupid people are doing on these tracks?"

    They are having a prayer session that you'll pull the switch.

28. fisimon
    March 19th, 2009 at 2:30 am

    What if there were your child instead of 5? In that case, could you stay with nothing done? or save your children? For me, I would barely pull the switch, sorry for that guy or even guys.
    I hate to take this kind of test.

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