Fastest Clapper

Man, for a minute there I got excited –

but alas, another BEND in the rules.

THAT’s not really CLAPPING, you know, not REAL PROPER SNAP CLAPPING, it’s more like SLIDE PUFFING WITH HANDS.

I thought you had to literally put two hands together in the same formation, in the same placement, and make the same exact, normal, sort of clapping clap clap sound you would at any other time you’re congratulating someone, ya know wot I mean?

That’s just slide puffing. Bull.