Comments on: Save the Planet, Drink Rats' Milk! http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/ The Neat Side of the Web Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:21:18 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Holly 9000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/comment-page-1/#comment-313223 Holly 9000 Sat, 24 Nov 2007 09:09:52 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/#comment-313223 The advantage of dog's milk is it tastes exactly the same after it's gone off as when it's fresh. The advantage of dog's milk is it tastes exactly the same after it's gone off as when it's fresh.

]]> By: Mindpimp http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/comment-page-1/#comment-310479 Mindpimp Thu, 22 Nov 2007 16:06:30 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/#comment-310479 Did you hear Paul McCartney got his ex-wife a plane for christmas? He got her a ladyshave for the other leg. What's the life expectancy of a rat going to be like as compared to a dairy cow? I can't help but think of the difficulty of rounding the little buggers up and attaching machinery to their teats, perhaps you should round them up with cats and round the cats up with dogs and milk the lot of them. Did you hear Paul McCartney got his ex-wife a plane for christmas? He got her a ladyshave for the other leg.

What's the life expectancy of a rat going to be like as compared to a dairy cow? I can't help but think of the difficulty of rounding the little buggers up and attaching machinery to their teats, perhaps you should round them up with cats and round the cats up with dogs and milk the lot of them.

]]> By: DaveTurbo http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/comment-page-1/#comment-309899 DaveTurbo Thu, 22 Nov 2007 09:45:13 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/#comment-309899 As Holly said in Red Dwarf, the reason dog's milk lasts for ages is cos no bugger'll drink it. Ditto rat's milk. There are a host of 6th form satire jokes to be made about HMM "milking" anything, I'm just too jaded to write them up here. Enough of this woman, she displeases me. Guards!! As Holly said in Red Dwarf, the reason dog's milk lasts for ages is cos no bugger'll drink it. Ditto rat's milk.

There are a host of 6th form satire jokes to be made about HMM "milking" anything, I'm just too jaded to write them up here. Enough of this woman, she displeases me.

Guards!!

]]> By: Akiro http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/comment-page-1/#comment-309628 Akiro Thu, 22 Nov 2007 07:07:46 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/#comment-309628 Cow poo does cause a heck of a lot of methane emissions, but its really more of an untapped fuel than a problem. They use it as fuel in some "3rd world" countries. As for going vegan, no thankyou I have my turkey prepping for thanksgiving. Cow poo does cause a heck of a lot of methane emissions, but its really more of an untapped fuel than a problem. They use it as fuel in some "3rd world" countries.

As for going vegan, no thankyou I have my turkey prepping for thanksgiving.

]]> By: jenjen http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/comment-page-1/#comment-308799 jenjen Wed, 21 Nov 2007 21:51:47 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/#comment-308799 Rats? No! Vats! We need to be moving toward in vitro production of things like meat and milk and other animal products. With advances in tissue culture and stem cells, we should be able to raise milk-producing cells in culture and grow bacon in nice sandwich sized sheets. Fur can grow like astroturf in big fields. We just need to stop wasting all our great scientific minds on curing stupid diseases and redirect them to pay more attention to food and luxury consumer goods. Priorities, people. Rats? No! Vats! We need to be moving toward in vitro production of things like meat and milk and other animal products. With advances in tissue culture and stem cells, we should be able to raise milk-producing cells in culture and grow bacon in nice sandwich sized sheets. Fur can grow like astroturf in big fields. We just need to stop wasting all our great scientific minds on curing stupid diseases and redirect them to pay more attention to food and luxury consumer goods. Priorities, people.

]]> By: Sid Morrison http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/comment-page-1/#comment-308739 Sid Morrison Wed, 21 Nov 2007 21:03:08 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/#comment-308739 Frickin' gimpy gold-digger. Frickin' gimpy gold-digger.

]]> By: John Giotta http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/comment-page-1/#comment-308640 John Giotta Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:08:40 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/#comment-308640 So if livestock is the problem then does the answer mean we should eliminate all animals? @cc - Do the math; how many rats would it take fill a half gallon carton of milk? Regardless of preference in mammal milk you prefer; cattle seem to optimal size for stock, cheaply fed, and produce a significant amount of milk for the masses (plus easily herded... try being a ratboy). So if livestock is the problem then does the answer mean we should eliminate all animals?

@cc - Do the math; how many rats would it take fill a half gallon carton of milk? Regardless of preference in mammal milk you prefer; cattle seem to optimal size for stock, cheaply fed, and produce a significant amount of milk for the masses (plus easily herded... try being a ratboy).

]]> By: cc http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/comment-page-1/#comment-308502 cc Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:17:10 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/#comment-308502 It's only disgusting because you see rats as plague infesting vermons, and dogs as man's best friend. Tell me the difference between a cow, a rat and a dog besides what is culturally accepted. They're animals. It doesn't matter. You'd be surprised how many people think beef is weird, or even lamb in others cultures. You probably think breast milk is gross, yet you still wouldn't mind sucking on a few. In the end soy is the better alternative, it takes a while to find one that tastes good. I found one which tastes like fudgesicles = booya grandma, booya. It's only disgusting because you see rats as plague infesting vermons, and dogs as man's best friend. Tell me the difference between a cow, a rat and a dog besides what is culturally accepted. They're animals. It doesn't matter. You'd be surprised how many people think beef is weird, or even lamb in others cultures. You probably think breast milk is gross, yet you still wouldn't mind sucking on a few.

In the end soy is the better alternative, it takes a while to find one that tastes good. I found one which tastes like fudgesicles = booya grandma, booya.

]]> By: winslow http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/comment-page-1/#comment-308427 winslow Wed, 21 Nov 2007 17:38:45 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/#comment-308427 an odd tactic, sure, but right is right. an odd tactic, sure, but right is right.

]]> By: L http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/comment-page-1/#comment-308423 L Wed, 21 Nov 2007 17:37:13 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/#comment-308423 Large-scale rat and dog dairy farming would eventually cause the same kinds of environmental problems, wouldn't it? Never mind the fact that it's disgusting. Large-scale rat and dog dairy farming would eventually cause the same kinds of environmental problems, wouldn't it?

Never mind the fact that it's disgusting.

]]> By: Alex http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/comment-page-1/#comment-308365 Alex Wed, 21 Nov 2007 16:19:25 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/#comment-308365 Xinavera: Apparently both! :) DrJones: Well, here's a parody website for you: <a href="http://deedah.org/cheese/facts.html" rel="nofollow">Federation of Rodent Cheesemakers</a> Xinavera: Apparently both! :)
DrJones: Well, here's a parody website for you: Federation of Rodent Cheesemakers

]]> By: DrJones http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/comment-page-1/#comment-308351 DrJones Wed, 21 Nov 2007 16:08:04 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/#comment-308351 I don't know about you, but I've tried and my fat fingers just can't get a good grip...if you know what I mean. Have they developed an automated system as they have with real livestock? Which reminds me of one of my favorite jokes: Have you ever smelled moth balls? Really? I could never get the legs apart! I don't know about you, but I've tried and my fat fingers just can't get a good grip...if you know what I mean. Have they developed an automated system as they have with real livestock?

Which reminds me of one of my favorite jokes: Have you ever smelled moth balls?

Really? I could never get the legs apart!

]]> By: Xinavera http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/comment-page-1/#comment-308212 Xinavera Wed, 21 Nov 2007 14:55:21 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/#comment-308212 Estranged wife? Or just strange wife? Estranged wife? Or just strange wife?

]]> By: Pamela http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/comment-page-1/#comment-308167 Pamela Wed, 21 Nov 2007 14:35:11 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/#comment-308167 What a complete waste of space she is if she kept her trap shut the carbon emissions would be NIL... She drives a gas guzzler anyway.. What a complete waste of space she is if she kept her trap shut the carbon emissions would be NIL... She drives a gas guzzler anyway..

]]> By: Louise http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/comment-page-1/#comment-308163 Louise Wed, 21 Nov 2007 14:33:24 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/#comment-308163 Ah, Paul, don't be sad. We don't hold the temporary insanity of your second marriage against you. Ah, Paul, don't be sad. We don't hold the temporary insanity of your second marriage against you.

]]> By: Vako http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/comment-page-1/#comment-307645 Vako Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:03:10 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/#comment-307645 If she wants to drink milk from disease vectors, shhhhhh... let her. (You know)... If she wants to drink milk from disease vectors, shhhhhh... let her.

(You know)...

]]> By: cg http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/comment-page-1/#comment-307518 cg Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:01:12 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/11/21/save-the-planet-drink-rats-milk/#comment-307518 Alas, the writers of the Simpsons already explored that possibility. Alas, the writers of the Simpsons already explored that possibility.

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