Caption Monkey 13: What’s Cookin’ ?

Continuing with the dark bunnyjokes…

“Looks like hobo bunny has ran out of hobo”

(or a similar variant of hoppy/hoppo/hobbo/hobo)

can you smell what ize cookin?

I cans haz pssum?

“Hmm…needz mor flavor.”

meh thinks our stew ran away

“i hope u leik karrotz lol!”

I made u a stew but it ran away

“Now your laundry will haz favor”

This stew iz full of fail.

he dint come up fer da karot, so mabe I be pokin him wid da stick!

Pip: “Iz not yet ded, I think.”

I hadz tuna for yur stew, but I eated it.

Pip: “Mah expektashuns is not so great, akshully.”

Ize teh chef!

Iz not so gret, aktuly.

I vote Fuzzy #28 FTW!

“Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue!
Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn børk! børk! børk!

“Ur sausage. Ize boilin’ it”

Pip: “Cooking skillz -3. Fail.”

Iz supposed 2 be looking bak?

“teh karot, iz alive! leme kil it”

empty pot, it needz a flavor.

hooz cuisine rains supreme?

“Ize not Doc… Ize Pip!”

I gotz teh recipe from Make magazeen.

Well it finally stopped talking, but it threw up a little carrot; should we bother adding more?

Needz mor cow, bell pepper.

Pip: “Is not duck seasoning. Is fiddler crab seasoning.”

How can Ms Ray maek this meel in 30 minut?

Ize up in ur grill!

okay i’ll cook it for 5 more minutes, and if its still alive i’ll let it go…

Er, mine should be Pip: “This iz not mah bukkit!”

dis stew. I thinkz it stil has conshusness.

“I made u a stew, but teh mole menz stealed it”

Pip: “EAT S#!T JESSICA, ITS CARROT.”

I kno u wantz 2 leavez u wife, but I doutz she iz tastez good.

404 – foodz not found

Invisble Capshun

Bugz, you was a funny guy, but I got’s ta eat!!!

Be vewy vewy quiet! I’m boiwing wabbits!!!

“Iran to get karots not stiks”

my favourite is #5

sumbudy et my soop wen mai backk wuz turned!

pip: “so that’s what revrend maynard wuz talkin about.”

We can has Hasenpfeffer?

i knowz tha only way u like ur duckz.

“Wut’s cookin, duck?”

iza carot soop
FAIL!

ther iza no spon

thiz soop has no flvr

“SRSLY?”

Bam! Letz kick dis stew up a nawch!

#16 LOL

bindle soop?

Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble:

Kitteh? Iz teh soop suposed to be crunchy leik dis?

wen I nodz my hed, you hitz it.

28 or 52. All the live-animal-in-soup jokes are not what this gentle strip is about.

on comment #16 I meant “haz flavor”, not “haz favor”
oops

Upon seeing the dirt around the pot, I immediately thought of our dear friend, Bugs:

“dat wascally wabbit haz stolen r soups”

Though it looks like they might have made off with his carrots.,,

POH TAY TOEZ!

Sox haz a Flavor. I cook them 4 U

Smaller Cat:do you really think teh carrots will really trick teh cops into really thinking we are cooking teh stew and not teh catnip rocks? Bigger Cat:the,THE, THE NOT TEH THEDARN WORD IS THE NOT TEH!!!!IF YOU SAY TEH ONE MORE DARN TIME YOUR GOING TO HAVE ONLY 2 CARROTS LEFT AND A HARD TIME SITTING DOWN!!!!

#5 is the best

cat sup!?!?
DO NOT WANT!

In English: “With more carrots we can also invite (some other hobo character)”
or (for example) “Wif moar kerits we kin also invite Senator Duckbacon “

“This pot ain’t what I thought it would be”.

S T E W?
S T F U!

Pip: Who put teh PLEH in r stew?

Is cold.
Lite fire FIRST next time?

Pot luck takez more than luck, I guess.

Add carrots?

Where’s the beer. Can’t cook without beer!!

Pip: I should kick up one moar notch?

The winner has been decided! I’ll let Alex announce it. A big huge thanks to everyone who entered, this was a lot of fun.

Is bukket sposed to have lolrus stil in it?

“Why won’t these newborn puppies die already?”

“Hopefully I won’t have to add any sweetener to this Sugar Glider recipe.”

Hey, bugs bunny, who’s laughing now, eh?