Caption Monkey 13: What’s Cookin’ ?

Posted by Alex in Caption Monkey on November 20, 2007 at 3:49 am


Yay! It’s time Neatorama and Hobotopia’s Caption Monkey. This week’s game is special: you get to imagine what Pip and Meowlin Q. Kitteh are saying in the LOLCats drawing above, made specially for this contest by Ape Lad.

Ape Lad has also generously provided five prizes: First place gets the original drawing above, with caption inked in!

Four runner ups will get a free Pip Fan Club membership, which includes a signed postcard of teh cats, Teh Leaflet (Pip’s newsletter), a membership card, and a super secret fact about the LOLCats (Regular readers may remember the Neatorama LOLCat we posted just a week ago or so).

Contest rules are simple: place your caption(s) in the comment section below. One caption per comment, but you can write as funny many as you can think of. You can also vote for your favorite caption, but not your own.

If you need inspiration, check out the awesomely fantastic (and large) Flickr photoset of the Laugh-Out-Loud Cats or go to straight to the source: Hobotopia.

Update 11/22/07:

Whoa - excellent captions, guys! Ape Lad had chosen the winners:

First place:
#16 Rammy M Says: “Now your laundry will haz flavor”

Runners up:
#5 kilkenny Says: why did u let ur stogie in there?
#123 Erica Says: Will it blend?
#26 Jan Says: Pip: “Mah expektashuns is not so great, akshully.”
#85 Ian Schwartz Says: teh soup is a lie

Congratulations to the winners - Rammy will get the original drawing, whereas the runner ups will each get a free Pip Fan Club membership.



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157 comments to "Caption Monkey 13: What’s Cookin’ ?"

  1. Dan Smith
    November 20th, 2007 at 3:58 am

    “Wow…”

    “Yeeah…boiling a live rabbit definitely isn’t as funny as they make it seem in cartoons…”

    “Yeah, just…wow…I feel like a bad person.”

  2. Thorbjørn Kühl
    November 20th, 2007 at 5:10 am

    Continuing with the dark bunnyjokes…

    “Looks like hobo bunny has ran out of hobo”

    (or a similar variant of hoppy/hoppo/hobbo/hobo)

  3. Daniel
    November 20th, 2007 at 5:25 am

    It not work, the mouse can swim!

  4. kilkenny
    November 20th, 2007 at 5:54 am

    can you smell what ize cookin?

  5. kilkenny
    November 20th, 2007 at 5:57 am

    why did u let ur stoogie in there?

  6. soft_guy
    November 20th, 2007 at 6:24 am

    I cans haz pssum?

  7. Ryan Pratt
    November 20th, 2007 at 6:32 am

    We probably should have “fattened him up” before we put the rabbit in the stew.

  8. Dan Smith
    November 20th, 2007 at 6:49 am

    “Hmm…needz mor flavor.”

  9. Dan Smith
    November 20th, 2007 at 7:00 am

    “told u! i haz watched it the whole time an itz stil boyaled.”

  10. kilkenny
    November 20th, 2007 at 7:02 am

    meh thinks our stew ran away

  11. Dan Smith
    November 20th, 2007 at 7:04 am

    “hay lets eat kwik so i can raturns this bukkit to itz ownur. k?”

  12. Dan Smith
    November 20th, 2007 at 7:07 am

    “i hope u leik karrotz lol!”

  13. Mark
    November 20th, 2007 at 7:13 am

    Noaps, it’s not soups yet!

  14. kilkenny
    November 20th, 2007 at 7:13 am

    I made u a stew but it ran away

  15. Some boca Dude
    November 20th, 2007 at 7:33 am

    Eye of Newt for the republicans, and some rum and coke for the democrats!

  16. Rammy M
    November 20th, 2007 at 8:33 am

    “Now your laundry will haz favor”

  17. Cory
    November 20th, 2007 at 8:49 am

    I told you. You have to kill it first or it’ll eat the carrots.

  18. DawnsRecipes
    November 20th, 2007 at 8:50 am

    This stew iz full of fail.

  19. DawnsRecipes
    November 20th, 2007 at 8:51 am

    Vischyssoise. Do not want!

  20. Capt. Nemo
    November 20th, 2007 at 8:56 am

    he dint come up fer da karot, so mabe I be pokin him wid da stick!

  21. little gator
    November 20th, 2007 at 8:59 am

    so far, i vote for #5

  22. Silla
    November 20th, 2007 at 9:07 am

    Pip: “Iz not yet ded, I think.”

  23. Jill
    November 20th, 2007 at 9:16 am

    “I has a gazpacho. Is not so great, actually.”

  24. Jan
    November 20th, 2007 at 9:22 am

    I hadz tuna for yur stew, but I eated it.

  25. Gregg Fuller
    November 20th, 2007 at 9:23 am

    Pip : I think we made it angry

  26. Jan
    November 20th, 2007 at 9:27 am

    Pip: “Mah expektashuns is not so great, akshully.”

  27. piboo
    November 20th, 2007 at 9:29 am

    IM IN YUR STOOZ, POKIN YUR TATERS!

  28. Timmo Warner
    November 20th, 2007 at 9:33 am

    Ize teh chef!

    Iz not so gret, aktuly.

  29. Fuzzy
    November 20th, 2007 at 9:37 am

    Wherez teh beef?

  30. Timmo Warner
    November 20th, 2007 at 9:43 am

    I vote Fuzzy #28 FTW!

  31. Jan
    November 20th, 2007 at 9:43 am

    Teh stew. Ize can’t make it.

  32. Epic
    November 20th, 2007 at 9:44 am

    “Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue!
    Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn børk! børk! børk!

  33. Jan
    November 20th, 2007 at 9:45 am

    Ooo– I vote for Fuzzy #28!

  34. Rafael
    November 20th, 2007 at 9:47 am

    “Ur sausage. Ize boilin’ it”

  35. Stephan
    November 20th, 2007 at 9:49 am

    Ize maken fourteen carrot duck soup!

  36. Silla
    November 20th, 2007 at 9:49 am

    Pip: “Cooking skillz -3. Fail.”

  37. Steve
    November 20th, 2007 at 9:49 am

    “I don’t know how those Vietnamese can eat dog! Maybe these carrots will help.”

  38. Kalluna
    November 20th, 2007 at 9:57 am

    Iz supposed 2 be looking bak?

  39. danimal
    November 20th, 2007 at 9:58 am

    Pip: Dirt stew not so great, actually.

  40. fred
    November 20th, 2007 at 9:59 am

    “teh karot, iz alive! leme kil it”

  41. Craig
    November 20th, 2007 at 10:03 am

    “can I has gas burner?”

  42. Steve H
    November 20th, 2007 at 10:06 am

    empty pot, it needz a flavor.

  43. Tom
    November 20th, 2007 at 10:09 am

    “Stone soup is made of stones.”

  44. quirk
    November 20th, 2007 at 10:11 am

    hooz cuisine rains supreme?

  45. Blake Himsl Hunter
    November 20th, 2007 at 10:22 am

    Pip - “My ztew ize poppin’!”

  46. Scoobymoo
    November 20th, 2007 at 10:27 am

    “Ize not Doc… Ize Pip!”

  47. Camster
    November 20th, 2007 at 10:27 am

    “Teh want-and-karrot stew needz mor want.”

  48. CrunchyKnee
    November 20th, 2007 at 10:30 am

    I gotz teh recipe from Make magazeen.

  49. Jason C
    November 20th, 2007 at 10:31 am

    “O, Hai Rabit! U Wan Stik or Carot first?”

  50. nerfherder
    November 20th, 2007 at 10:52 am

    Well it finally stopped talking, but it threw up a little carrot; should we bother adding more?

  51. nerfherder
    November 20th, 2007 at 10:53 am

    When I hit its head, it made cocoa puffs in the water.

  52. Stephan
    November 20th, 2007 at 11:07 am

    Needz mor cow, bell pepper.

  53. CoasterCal
    November 20th, 2007 at 11:12 am

    “Invisibl flavr!”

  54. Glenn Peters
    November 20th, 2007 at 11:17 am

    Pip: “Is not duck seasoning. Is fiddler crab seasoning.”

  55. SwingerDude
    November 20th, 2007 at 11:20 am

    This iz not mah bukkit!

  56. Kurtis
    November 20th, 2007 at 11:20 am

    How can Ms Ray maek this meel in 30 minut?

  57. Cat Skyfire
    November 20th, 2007 at 11:29 am

    This stone soup has no stone.

  58. qnarf
    November 20th, 2007 at 11:29 am

    Ize up in ur grill!

  59. Glenn Peters
    November 20th, 2007 at 11:32 am

    Pip: “Soylent stew. Iz not hoboes, aktualy”

    [I forgot to z my s's in the previous comment]

  60. farty
    November 20th, 2007 at 11:33 am

    okay i’ll cook it for 5 more minutes, and if its still alive i’ll let it go…

  61. J.
    November 20th, 2007 at 11:33 am

    “Invisibl stew.”

  62. SwingerDude
    November 20th, 2007 at 11:33 am

    Er, mine should be Pip: “This iz not mah bukkit!”

  63. Alida
    November 20th, 2007 at 11:36 am

    “Rock soup. Iz not so great, aktualy.”

  64. Squirrelgirl
    November 20th, 2007 at 11:39 am

    dis stew. I thinkz it stil has conshusness.

  65. Squirrelgirl
    November 20th, 2007 at 11:40 am

    i hopez it does not eat teh carots b4 we do…

  66. William
    November 20th, 2007 at 11:46 am

    “I made u a stew, but teh mole menz stealed it”

  67. Squirrelgirl
    November 20th, 2007 at 11:53 am

    if iz fall in pleez send a serch party

  68. TotallyObscureReference
    November 20th, 2007 at 11:54 am

    Pip: “EAT S#!T JESSICA, ITS CARROT.”

  69. Squirrelgirl
    November 20th, 2007 at 12:06 pm

    kitteh. meh thinkz i found ur hat.

  70. Jonn
    November 20th, 2007 at 12:07 pm

    I kno u wantz 2 leavez u wife, but I doutz she iz tastez good.

  71. Kurtis
    November 20th, 2007 at 12:12 pm

    I got the totally obscure reference!

  72. Irregular Shed
    November 20th, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    404 - foodz not found

  73. Dimond Dan
    November 20th, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    Derze Bugz in da stew. Do not want.

  74. wayn3w
    November 20th, 2007 at 12:42 pm

    Invisble Capshun

  75. JakobStuff
    November 20th, 2007 at 12:46 pm

    Iz not stewpot. Iz warp pipe to negativ werld.

  76. Skully
    November 20th, 2007 at 12:55 pm

    Bugz, you was a funny guy, but I got’s ta eat!!!

  77. Glenn Peters
    November 20th, 2007 at 12:56 pm

    Pip: “Mah stew. Iz full of stars.”

  78. Skully
    November 20th, 2007 at 12:56 pm

    Be vewy vewy quiet! I’m boiwing wabbits!!!

  79. jahfool
    November 20th, 2007 at 12:58 pm

    “Smellz like burning. Do not want.”

  80. Sterik_Valen
    November 20th, 2007 at 1:06 pm

    “Iran to get karots not stiks”

  81. Angela
    November 20th, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    Ize not gonna get caught callin teh pot kettle black!

  82. vince
    November 20th, 2007 at 1:10 pm

    my favourite is #5

  83. Ian Schwartz
    November 20th, 2007 at 1:23 pm

    emiril sez 2 kik it up a nutch

  84. Ian Schwartz
    November 20th, 2007 at 1:24 pm

    sumbudy et my soop wen mai backk wuz turned!

  85. Ian Schwartz
    November 20th, 2007 at 1:25 pm

    teh soup is a lie

  86. arjuna
    November 20th, 2007 at 1:42 pm

    pip: “so that’s what revrend maynard wuz talkin about.”

  87. r ator
    November 20th, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    Pip: “Watch out. Shark jump!”

  88. six fist socko
    November 20th, 2007 at 2:03 pm

    We can has Hasenpfeffer?

  89. David Zulaica
    November 20th, 2007 at 2:05 pm

    “Fail?”

  90. Andreas
    November 20th, 2007 at 2:07 pm

    i knowz tha only way u like ur duckz.

  91. Vexorg
    November 20th, 2007 at 2:10 pm

    (Add a horn sticking up out of the pot)

    “Oh hai I upgraded your ram.”

  92. David Zulaica
    November 20th, 2007 at 2:10 pm

    “Wut’s cookin, duck?”

  93. mariser
    November 20th, 2007 at 2:31 pm

    stone soup?
    DO NOT WANT

  94. mariser
    November 20th, 2007 at 2:32 pm

    iza carot soop
    FAIL!

  95. David Zulaica
    November 20th, 2007 at 2:32 pm

    “I see what u did there.”

  96. mariser
    November 20th, 2007 at 2:32 pm

    ther iza no spon

  97. mariser
    November 20th, 2007 at 2:33 pm

    Die soop,
    DIE!

  98. mariser
    November 20th, 2007 at 2:34 pm

    thiz soop has no flvr

  99. MiViFi
    November 20th, 2007 at 2:34 pm

    Spoon!

  100. David Zulaica
    November 20th, 2007 at 2:35 pm

    “SRSLY?”

  101. mariser
    November 20th, 2007 at 2:36 pm

    Hey LOLrus!

    come out! this mai bukkit now

  102. Stephan
    November 20th, 2007 at 3:00 pm

    Bam! Letz kick dis stew up a nawch!

  103. Stephan
    November 20th, 2007 at 3:07 pm

    Cat’s got a ladle, not a silver spoon,
    little Pip’s bindle is now in the soup.

  104. little gator
    November 20th, 2007 at 3:23 pm

    #16 LOL

  105. Chris Magnusson
    November 20th, 2007 at 3:30 pm

    Dis hell needs more carrots!

  106. mariser
    November 20th, 2007 at 3:41 pm

    bindle soop?

  107. Tyler
    November 20th, 2007 at 3:54 pm

    Kitteh: Itz eh watch?

    Pip: Does Not Boil!

  108. Beth's Roommate
    November 20th, 2007 at 4:13 pm

    Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble:

  109. Billy Coy
    November 20th, 2007 at 5:23 pm

    lookit me kickin it up a notch

  110. Squirrelgirl
    November 20th, 2007 at 5:31 pm

    Kitteh? Iz teh soop suposed to be crunchy leik dis?

  111. Zeiness
    November 20th, 2007 at 7:05 pm

    “An interdimensional portal. We has it.”

  112. philip
    November 20th, 2007 at 7:11 pm

    wen I nodz my hed, you hitz it.

  113. philip
    November 20th, 2007 at 7:13 pm

    or rather:

    “wen you nodz yer hed, I’ll hitz it.”

  114. Mot
    November 20th, 2007 at 7:41 pm

    28 or 52. All the live-animal-in-soup jokes are not what this gentle strip is about.

  115. Garry L.
    November 20th, 2007 at 8:53 pm

    “… aah, no carrots yet. That big one’s still alive in there.”

  116. Rammy M
    November 20th, 2007 at 10:26 pm

    on comment #16 I meant “haz flavor”, not “haz favor”
    oops

  117. Rammy M
    November 20th, 2007 at 10:34 pm

    I like #91, but it might work better as “I can upgrade …” or “I’m gonna upgrade …” etc

  118. Fox
    November 20th, 2007 at 10:51 pm

    Upon seeing the dirt around the pot, I immediately thought of our dear friend, Bugs:

    “dat wascally wabbit haz stolen r soups”

    Though it looks like they might have made off with his carrots.,,

  119. Chris
    November 20th, 2007 at 11:40 pm

    Cat 1 : did you notice they were more answers to Neatorama’s caption monkeys when they were something to win?
    Cat 2 : Dunno, but this monkey is not going to caption anything more.

  120. xadrian
    November 20th, 2007 at 11:58 pm

    POH TAY TOEZ!

  121. chucklesmcfarland
    November 21st, 2007 at 12:56 am

    Insert caret here

  122. Moose
    November 21st, 2007 at 12:57 am

    Sox haz a Flavor. I cook them 4 U

  123. Erica
    November 21st, 2007 at 1:02 am

    Will it blend?

  124. Paul
    November 21st, 2007 at 1:22 am

    Smaller Cat:do you really think teh carrots will really trick teh cops into really thinking we are cooking teh stew and not teh catnip rocks? Bigger Cat:the,THE, THE NOT TEH THEDARN WORD IS THE NOT TEH!!!!IF YOU SAY TEH ONE MORE DARN TIME YOUR GOING TO HAVE ONLY 2 CARROTS LEFT AND A HARD TIME SITTING DOWN!!!!

  125. Gordo
    November 21st, 2007 at 2:11 am

    “Aromatics FTW!”

  126. Santa
    November 21st, 2007 at 4:22 am

    #5 is the best

  127. clairmonde
    November 21st, 2007 at 4:52 am

    Pip: “dead?”
    Kitteh: “fake.”
    Pip: “if possum don’t leaf stew fail!”

  128. manischewitzbacon
    November 21st, 2007 at 9:15 am

    cat sup!?!?
    DO NOT WANT!

  129. kilkenny
    November 21st, 2007 at 9:16 am

    hem. I meant “stogiee” of course (in number five)

  130. Rammy M
    November 21st, 2007 at 9:28 am

    In English: “With more carrots we can also invite (some other hobo character)”
    or (for example) “Wif moar kerits we kin also invite Senator Duckbacon “

  131. Adam
    November 21st, 2007 at 9:37 am

    Hi! Ape Lad here. I’ll be deciding around Noon eastern today and will email Alex with the results. You people have made this very difficult for me, and for that I thank you.

  132. boaby
    November 21st, 2007 at 10:11 am

    “This pot ain’t what I thought it would be”.

  133. geoff lowrey
    November 21st, 2007 at 10:15 am

    Im in ur potz brining ur turkey

  134. geoff lowrey
    November 21st, 2007 at 10:16 am

    S T E W?
    S T F U!

  135. geoff lowrey
    November 21st, 2007 at 10:29 am

    I made you a stew but I… This meme is full of fail.

  136. Annette K
    November 21st, 2007 at 10:45 am

    Pip: Who put teh PLEH in r stew?

  137. MariV
    November 21st, 2007 at 10:50 am

    Wut u mean itz not supposed tah grab teh spoon?

  138. Jan
    November 21st, 2007 at 10:57 am

    Is cold.
    Lite fire FIRST next time?

  139. Jan
    November 21st, 2007 at 10:58 am

    I dun made teh stew in ur hat!

  140. Jan
    November 21st, 2007 at 10:59 am

    Pot luck takez more than luck, I guess.

    Add carrots?

  141. Jan
    November 21st, 2007 at 11:02 am

    Doze NEATORAMA rocks hold up teh stew pot real good!

  142. james
    November 21st, 2007 at 11:18 am

    Where’s the beer. Can’t cook without beer!!

  143. Charanda de Cristo
    November 21st, 2007 at 11:20 am

    I SEE WHAT YOU DID HARE!

  144. hamster
    November 21st, 2007 at 12:46 pm

    Pip: I should kick up one moar notch?

  145. Annie
    November 21st, 2007 at 12:59 pm

    COOKING BUNNEH WITH CARROTZ IZ EPIC FAIL

  146. Adam
    November 21st, 2007 at 1:23 pm

    The winner has been decided! I’ll let Alex announce it. A big huge thanks to everyone who entered, this was a lot of fun.

  147. LinusMines
    November 21st, 2007 at 2:29 pm

    Awww, too late!

    Ize full of FAIL.

  148. heather
    November 21st, 2007 at 2:37 pm

    Is bukket sposed to have lolrus stil in it?

  149. farty
    November 21st, 2007 at 9:28 pm

    …you’re right, the expression on its face is making it less appetizing…

  150. EDG
    November 22nd, 2007 at 1:18 am

    “Why won’t these newborn puppies die already?”

  151. EDG
    November 22nd, 2007 at 1:19 am

    “Mmm, Gerbil Jumbalaya.”

  152. EDG
    November 22nd, 2007 at 1:19 am

    “Hopefully I won’t have to add any sweetener to this Sugar Glider recipe.”

  153. Grant
    November 22nd, 2007 at 10:34 am

    “I r makin tasty soop.”

    “Om nom nom nom”

  154. Alex
    November 22nd, 2007 at 4:10 pm

    Ape Lad has chosen teh winnaz! Congrats to Rammy M #16, kilkenny #5, Erica #123, Jan #26, and Ian Schwartz #85.

    That was fun, you guys - thank you for all the excellent captions.

  155. Rammy M
    November 22nd, 2007 at 9:30 pm

    I am flattered and honored :-D

  156. Ed
    November 23rd, 2007 at 2:58 am

    Hey, bugs bunny, who’s laughing now, eh?

  157. kilkenny
    November 23rd, 2007 at 3:03 am

    thank you guys, this was a pleasure


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