Manly Turkey Preparation

By Miss Cellania in Food & Drink on Nov 15, 2007 at 12:25 pm

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Every year, more and more men are taking over the job of cooking the traditional Thanksgiving turkey, so of course they’ve come up with improvements on the basic recipe. This mental_floss article has six manly methods of preparing a turkey. Fry it, stuff it, soak it in alcohol, and keep the number of the local fire department handy! Link

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  1. anon
    Nov 15th, 2007 at 1:18 pm

    FYI deboning for Turducken isn’t such a big deal–the meat counter will generally take care of it for you.

    Prep time is longer than for a normal turkey but I’m pretty sure it didn’t take anywhere near nine hours.

  2. Jacques
    Nov 15th, 2007 at 2:34 pm

    I wonder how many of these Neanderthals end up with 1st degree burns when their turkey explodes as it hits the hot oil?

  3. Miss Cellania
    Nov 15th, 2007 at 5:16 pm

    Jacques, every year for a few days after Thanksgiving, I see news stories about people who burned their houses down doing this. Once, it was a firehouse! Too bad those local stories aren’t permalinked.

  4. Nimitz
    Nov 15th, 2007 at 9:40 pm

    Once you’ve eaten a fried turkey you’ll never go back!
    Take the proper precautions and it’s safe to do. We cook a dozen or more every year at work just before Thanksgiving. Oh and turkeys don’t explode. LOL But as god as my wittness I thought they could fly!

  5. Chris
    Nov 15th, 2007 at 10:08 pm

    Darn. I’m hungry now.
    Neat Post.


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