Kids Invented the Wedgie-Proof Underwear

Posted by Alex in Baby & Kids, Fashion on November 3, 2007 at 2:37 pm


As a kid, nothing is more humiliating than getting a wedgie from the school yard bully. But the nightmare is finally over, thanks to 8-year-old twins Jared and Justin Serovich, who created the world’s first wedgie-proof underwear, the Rip Away 1000!

This year, 8-year-old twins Jared and Justin Serovich were working each other over with the schoolyard bully’s staple when their mother, Julie, caught them in the act and took them to task.

Julie’s partner, Judy Kimberly, sarcastically suggested that someone should invent wedgie-proof underwear.

The boys, good students who excel at science and math, took the challenge seriously.

How did they do it?

"We took some old pairs of underwear and cut the bottom and side seams and put in Velcro," Jared explained.

Added Justin: "When the person tries to grab you — like the bully or the person tries to give you a wedgie — they just rip away."

Link to a Columbus Dispatch article (Image: The Ellen DeGeneres Show, where the kids were invited to showcase their invention)

Update 11/7/07: Here’s the Fox News Interview with twins, which includes a video demonstration of the wedgie-proof underwear: Link [YouTube link]


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5 comments to "Kids Invented the Wedgie-Proof Underwear"

  1. Hollywood
    November 3rd, 2007 at 2:39 pm

    So does that mean the new sport will become seeing who’s pants can be stolen right out of their trousers?

  2. Ari
    November 3rd, 2007 at 7:14 pm

    and then they pants you and your naked butt

  3. aware
    November 3rd, 2007 at 7:32 pm

    for the brit in comment #1,

    to “pants” someone means to run up and pull down their trousers, usually to the ankles, if possible.

    also, if the bully yanks out your pull-away underwear, you have to go commando after that. why not just thwart wedgies by omitting underwear in the first place? dirtier pants?

    i guess the wedgie-proof underwear would only work once. then the bully would find some other way to torture you.

  4. DavidM
    November 3rd, 2007 at 11:41 pm

    I saw that in a movie a few years ago.

  5. Vonskippy
    November 4th, 2007 at 1:24 pm

    Are there really that many gay bullies out there that like to play with boys underwear?

    Seems like a few “how gay are you?” comments would put a damper on their activities.


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