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	<title>Comments on: Getting Drunk on Hand Sanitizer</title>
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		<title>By: col</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/27/getting-drunk-on-hand-sanitizer/comment-page-1/#comment-266372</link>
		<dc:creator>col</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2007 18:01:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Some people don&#039;t know shit from shinola</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some people don't know shit from shinola</p>
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		<title>By: Alex</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/27/getting-drunk-on-hand-sanitizer/comment-page-1/#comment-266054</link>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2007 07:36:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>... or mouthwash?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>... or mouthwash?</p>
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		<title>By: Miss Cellania</title>
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		<dc:creator>Miss Cellania</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2007 00:57:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If aware doesn&#039;t know what Vitalis is, he certainly won&#039;t know what Shinola is!

This guy in the story was 27 years old. Why didn&#039;t he just drink whiskey?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If aware doesn't know what Vitalis is, he certainly won't know what Shinola is!</p>
<p>This guy in the story was 27 years old. Why didn't he just drink whiskey?</p>
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		<title>By: grouchosuave</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/27/getting-drunk-on-hand-sanitizer/comment-page-1/#comment-265547</link>
		<dc:creator>grouchosuave</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2007 00:27:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;if you’re going to ingest something harmful and nasty like shoe polish, what’s the advantage in straining it?&quot;

Ever try to pee shinola?  Obviously not.

All this reminds me of a Russian carpenter I worked with:  as little kids in the Russia of the 80s, they would drink stolen bottles of perfume.  To get the (equivalently) dollar-a-bottle vodka, they would break into the morgue of the neighboring hospital and steal the coins put on the eyes of the dead.  Found syringes would also double as squirt guns.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"if you’re going to ingest something harmful and nasty like shoe polish, what’s the advantage in straining it?"</p>
<p>Ever try to pee shinola?  Obviously not.</p>
<p>All this reminds me of a Russian carpenter I worked with:  as little kids in the Russia of the 80s, they would drink stolen bottles of perfume.  To get the (equivalently) dollar-a-bottle vodka, they would break into the morgue of the neighboring hospital and steal the coins put on the eyes of the dead.  Found syringes would also double as squirt guns.</p>
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		<title>By: aware</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/27/getting-drunk-on-hand-sanitizer/comment-page-1/#comment-265333</link>
		<dc:creator>aware</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2007 23:43:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1. re the sanitizer drinker: if a patient is suicidal - don&#039;t leave him alone in the room!

2. what&#039;s Vitalis?

3. if you&#039;re going to ingest something harmful and nasty like shoe polish, what&#039;s the advantage in straining it?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. re the sanitizer drinker: if a patient is suicidal - don't leave him alone in the room!</p>
<p>2. what's Vitalis?</p>
<p>3. if you're going to ingest something harmful and nasty like shoe polish, what's the advantage in straining it?</p>
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		<title>By: eek</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/27/getting-drunk-on-hand-sanitizer/comment-page-1/#comment-265269</link>
		<dc:creator>eek</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2007 22:33:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I once rotated thru a Psychiatric ward as a student, and one of my patients was caught drinking Vitalis. After Vitalis was prohibited, he began straining white shoe polish through bread.  
Very innovative...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I once rotated thru a Psychiatric ward as a student, and one of my patients was caught drinking Vitalis. After Vitalis was prohibited, he began straining white shoe polish through bread.<br />
Very innovative...</p>
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