Paranormal Restraining Orders

restrainingorderIf you are in an abusive relationship with a paranormal entity, such as zombies, Satan, Bigfoot, or aliens, just get a restraining order!
Since the dawn of time, mankind has sought the means of keeping away supernatural and paranormal entities. Now, for only $5 each, receive a printed document that bars them from approaching or contacting you.

Better order quickly if you want yours by Halloween. Link -via Ectoplasmosis

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