Comments on: The Book of SPAM Caption Contest http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/ The Neat Side of the Web Thu, 16 Feb 2012 13:03:38 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Dillboe http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-3/#comment-1925476 Dillboe Thu, 01 Apr 2010 03:11:08 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-1925476 In the jingle jangle morning I'll come following you In the jingle jangle morning I’ll come following you

]]> By: Dillboe http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-3/#comment-1925474 Dillboe Thu, 01 Apr 2010 03:10:03 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-1925474 Hey Mr Tambourine Man play a song for me Hey Mr Tambourine Man play a song for me

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-3/#comment-283167 Snappy Fri, 09 Nov 2007 04:06:04 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-283167 Don't let Commie Joe Stalin take away your dinner! Keep your shelter stocked with Senator McCarthy-approved SPAM. The only meat proven to survive a nuclear attack. Don’t let Commie Joe Stalin take away your dinner! Keep your shelter stocked with Senator McCarthy-approved SPAM. The only meat proven to survive a nuclear attack.

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-3/#comment-283158 Snappy Fri, 09 Nov 2007 03:57:30 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-283158 WARNING: Smoking SPAM is not a safe alternative to cigarettes. WARNING: Smoking SPAM is not a safe alternative to cigarettes.

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-3/#comment-283151 Snappy Fri, 09 Nov 2007 03:54:24 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-283151 Honestly, undeveloped fetal pigs produce the most tender and tastiest meat possible, just don't think about it. Honestly, undeveloped fetal pigs produce the most tender and tastiest meat possible, just don’t think about it.

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-3/#comment-283142 Snappy Fri, 09 Nov 2007 03:47:26 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-283142 SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Consuming SPAM Near Pregnant Women May Result in Fetal Injury, Premature Birth, and Low Birth Weight. SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Consuming SPAM Near Pregnant Women May Result in Fetal Injury, Premature Birth, and Low Birth Weight.

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-3/#comment-283121 Snappy Fri, 09 Nov 2007 03:31:13 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-283121 The next time you see Techno Viking grooving in the middle of the street, protecting all the cool chicks from harshing marauders and naer-do-wells, hand him something that will keep his pointing hand in the air and laying down God's law. Hand him... The next time you see Techno Viking grooving in the middle of the street, protecting all the cool chicks from harshing marauders and naer-do-wells, hand him something that will keep his pointing hand in the air and laying down God’s law. Hand him…

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-3/#comment-283094 Snappy Fri, 09 Nov 2007 03:13:14 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-283094 Gracie, five semi trucks filled with ever-lovin' SPAM just pulled up in front of the house! I've got Hormel on the line, and they say you told them that we don't want money! What did you do?! Gracie, five semi trucks filled with ever-lovin’ SPAM just pulled up in front of the house! I’ve got Hormel on the line, and they say you told them that we don’t want money! What did you do?!

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-3/#comment-283076 Snappy Fri, 09 Nov 2007 03:00:28 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-283076 At least the money's good. At least the money’s good.

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-3/#comment-283075 Snappy Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:59:31 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-283075 'Served in fine nut houses nationwide. ‘Served in fine nut houses nationwide.

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-3/#comment-283073 Snappy Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:58:36 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-283073 Honey, seriously. You are taking this promotion a little too far. I think you are developing an unhealthy, and when I say 'unhealthy,' I'm not trying to be funny... an unhealthy obsession with... Honey, seriously. You are taking this promotion a little too far. I think you are developing an unhealthy, and when I say ‘unhealthy,’ I’m not trying to be funny… an unhealthy obsession with…

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-3/#comment-283066 Snappy Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:51:47 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-283066 Gracie, I've got Malaria, is there a cure? Gracie, I’ve got Malaria, is there a cure?

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-3/#comment-283062 Snappy Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:49:42 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-283062 Babe, Bing Crosby just called and said Bob Hope stinks like a jar of two-day-old gorilla butt, what can he use to mask the stench? Babe, Bing Crosby just called and said Bob Hope stinks like a jar of two-day-old gorilla butt, what can he use to mask the stench?

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-3/#comment-283057 Snappy Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:45:15 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-283057 Honey, Bob Hope just called and says he's out of hair tonic. What can he use in a pinch? Honey, Bob Hope just called and says he’s out of hair tonic. What can he use in a pinch?

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-3/#comment-283045 Snappy Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:35:52 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-283045 And folks wonder why I took a Gentile for a wife... And folks wonder why I took a Gentile for a wife…

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-3/#comment-283040 Snappy Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:32:15 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-283040 (Snappy comments for love, not prizes.) (Snappy comments for love, not prizes.)

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-3/#comment-283038 Snappy Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:30:44 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-283038 Folks, there's only one thing that can make me forget that I'm Jewish besides a good spliff. Tell 'em Gracie. Folks, there’s only one thing that can make me forget that I’m Jewish besides a good spliff. Tell ‘em Gracie.

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-3/#comment-283027 Snappy Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:24:02 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-283027 Wow, it's a good thing Medicare Part D pays for all my blood pressure pills and cholesterol binders! Wow, it’s a good thing Medicare Part D pays for all my blood pressure pills and cholesterol binders!

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-3/#comment-283020 Snappy Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:18:32 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-283020 Gracie dear, I want to take a nap, but I can't find the cat. Where is Mr. Snuggle Wumpkins? Gracie dear, I want to take a nap, but I can’t find the cat. Where is Mr. Snuggle Wumpkins?

]]> By: Alex http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-3/#comment-282661 Alex Thu, 08 Nov 2007 20:28:03 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-282661 Ah, forgot to write a comment: this contest had been called already - winners were notified by email. Because there were 20 of them, I didn't have the time to post up the winning entries. :( Ah, forgot to write a comment: this contest had been called already – winners were notified by email. Because there were 20 of them, I didn’t have the time to post up the winning entries. :(

]]> By: nerfherder http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-3/#comment-282630 nerfherder Thu, 08 Nov 2007 20:04:07 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-282630 Who won??? Who won???

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-3/#comment-278977 Snappy Tue, 06 Nov 2007 21:18:56 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-278977 Lottsa people don't know that rat feces are a good source of vitamin B-12! Lottsa people don’t know that rat feces are a good source of vitamin B-12!

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-3/#comment-278975 Snappy Tue, 06 Nov 2007 21:17:32 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-278975 New and improved! Now with some kind of meat! New and improved! Now with some kind of meat!

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-3/#comment-278960 Snappy Tue, 06 Nov 2007 21:07:11 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-278960 Gracie, I heard Dick Cheney just came out and said that they'll stop waterboarding? Now why do ya suppose they did that? Gracie, I heard Dick Cheney just came out and said that they’ll stop waterboarding? Now why do ya suppose they did that?

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-3/#comment-278951 Snappy Tue, 06 Nov 2007 21:03:14 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-278951 Wow, I've got some kind of unearthly desire for pork shoulder meat with ham meat added, how can I eat them together without ruining our blender again? Wow, I’ve got some kind of unearthly desire for pork shoulder meat with ham meat added, how can I eat them together without ruining our blender again?

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-3/#comment-278934 Snappy Tue, 06 Nov 2007 20:53:07 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-278934 Gee, honey, the dog's dead, what did you feed it? Gee, honey, the dog’s dead, what did you feed it?

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-3/#comment-278933 Snappy Tue, 06 Nov 2007 20:51:51 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-278933 Gracie, what's so good that the U.S. military serves it three times a day at Guantanamo Bay? Gracie, what’s so good that the U.S. military serves it three times a day at Guantanamo Bay?

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-3/#comment-278906 Snappy Tue, 06 Nov 2007 20:38:40 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-278906 Honey, Artie Shaw and half the band just threw up in our sink forcristsakes! What did you put in those appetizers? Honey, Artie Shaw and half the band just threw up in our sink forcristsakes! What did you put in those appetizers?

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-2/#comment-278898 Snappy Tue, 06 Nov 2007 20:34:26 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-278898 Gracie honey, I can't find those socks I usually stuff into my shorts to make me look like a better man, what else can I use? Gracie honey, I can’t find those socks I usually stuff into my shorts to make me look like a better man, what else can I use?

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-2/#comment-278889 Snappy Tue, 06 Nov 2007 20:30:53 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-278889 Gracie, what does Techno Viking eat to make himself look so buff? Gracie, what does Techno Viking eat to make himself look so buff?

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-2/#comment-277274 Snappy Tue, 06 Nov 2007 00:12:29 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-277274 Gracie, I never loved you. Gracie, I never loved you.

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-2/#comment-277272 Snappy Tue, 06 Nov 2007 00:12:03 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-277272 Gracie, seriously... for the love of God and our marriage, stop saying spam... Gracie, seriously… for the love of God and our marriage, stop saying spam…

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-2/#comment-277262 Snappy Tue, 06 Nov 2007 00:05:20 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-277262 Gracie, I think Snappy should lure Adam Farrington into the cup of a giant slingshot, and fling him across town while making off with his fancy new book. Gee, what should we use as bait? Gracie, I think Snappy should lure Adam Farrington into the cup of a giant slingshot, and fling him across town while making off with his fancy new book. Gee, what should we use as bait?

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-2/#comment-277244 Snappy Mon, 05 Nov 2007 23:58:51 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-277244 Gracie, what's so great about Adam Farrington's lines? Gracie, what’s so great about Adam Farrington’s lines?

]]> By: ruby http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-2/#comment-276834 ruby Mon, 05 Nov 2007 19:53:17 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-276834 We have to write our own ad now because the writers are on strike... what's the ad for again??? We have to write our own ad now because the writers are on strike… what’s the ad for again???

]]> By: nick http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-2/#comment-275529 nick Mon, 05 Nov 2007 01:34:15 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-275529 spam burger hamburger spam burger hamburger

]]> By: Adam Farrington http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-2/#comment-263514 Adam Farrington Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:16:20 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-263514 No gracie Allen, I would not like them in a tunnel, nor through a funnel, not with a mouse or in a house, or in a box, or with a fox, or with some pancakes, or in a damn lake, I do not like spiced canned ham!!! No gracie Allen, I would not like them in a tunnel, nor through a funnel, not with a mouse or in a house, or in a box, or with a fox, or with some pancakes, or in a damn lake, I do not like spiced canned ham!!!

]]> By: Adam Farrington http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-2/#comment-263505 Adam Farrington Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:07:01 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-263505 A manwich is a meal, but a Spamwich is a way of life. A manwich is a meal, but a Spamwich is a way of life.

]]> By: Adam Farrington http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-2/#comment-263500 Adam Farrington Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:01:13 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-263500 (singing) S'wonderful! S'marvelous! that you should cook for me! (singing)
S’wonderful! S’marvelous! that you should cook for me!

]]> By: Michael Fate http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-2/#comment-263085 Michael Fate Thu, 25 Oct 2007 22:41:43 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-263085 40 years from now you know what people are going to hate getting in their email? 40 years from now you know what people are going to hate getting in their email?

]]> By: dlc http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-2/#comment-263023 dlc Thu, 25 Oct 2007 21:26:57 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-263023 George: "HOT!" Gracie: "SPAM!" George: “HOT!”

Gracie: “SPAM!”

]]> By: nerfherder http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-2/#comment-262909 nerfherder Thu, 25 Oct 2007 19:08:08 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-262909 You left the condensed milk from our last sponsor sitting too long and got what?? You left the condensed milk from our last sponsor sitting too long and got what??

]]> By: nerfherder http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-2/#comment-262906 nerfherder Thu, 25 Oct 2007 19:04:54 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-262906 You shined my shoes and fed the dog with what?? You shined my shoes and fed the dog with what??

]]> By: Jen http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-2/#comment-261962 Jen Thu, 25 Oct 2007 02:11:20 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-261962 Gracie: "Perfect for the Surprise Party Luncheon!" Gracie: “Perfect for the Surprise Party Luncheon!”

]]> By: Jen http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-2/#comment-261955 Jen Thu, 25 Oct 2007 02:05:16 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-261955 "Is this what happened to your brother, Gracie?" “Is this what happened to your brother, Gracie?”

]]> By: karasumi http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-2/#comment-261669 karasumi Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:51:38 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-261669 Who's the cat that won't cop out When there's danger all about? SPAM! Right on Who’s the cat that won’t cop out
When there’s danger all about?

SPAM!

Right on

]]> By: Rich http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-2/#comment-261167 Rich Wed, 24 Oct 2007 14:07:38 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-261167 ...ulp...urrrp! …ulp…urrrp!

]]> By: Mike Jacobs http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-2/#comment-260812 Mike Jacobs Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:22:26 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-260812 Made from fresh pig anus! Made from fresh pig anus!

]]> By: Paul O. http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-2/#comment-260800 Paul O. Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:03:44 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-260800 For the love of spam, Gracie, it's the 50s! Why haven't you learned to cook yet? And don't you dare yell "SPAM!" again or so help me... For the love of spam, Gracie, it’s the 50s! Why haven’t you learned to cook yet? And don’t you dare yell “SPAM!” again or so help me…

]]> By: James Barker http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/comment-page-2/#comment-260796 James Barker Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:49:51 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/23/the-book-of-spam-caption-contest/#comment-260796 My favorite! SPAMcakes! With SPAMsyrup! My favorite!
SPAMcakes!
With SPAMsyrup!

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