Comments on: The Book of SPAM Caption Contest

By: Snappy

Snappy — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 04:06:04 +0000

Don't let Commie Joe Stalin take away your dinner! Keep your shelter stocked with Senator McCarthy-approved SPAM. The only meat proven to survive a nuclear attack.

By: Snappy

Snappy — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 03:57:30 +0000

WARNING: Smoking SPAM is not a safe alternative to cigarettes.

By: Snappy

Snappy — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 03:54:24 +0000

Honestly, undeveloped fetal pigs produce the most tender and tastiest meat possible, just don't think about it.

By: Snappy

Snappy — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 03:47:26 +0000

SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Consuming SPAM Near Pregnant Women May Result in Fetal Injury, Premature Birth, and Low Birth Weight.

By: Snappy

Snappy — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 03:31:13 +0000

The next time you see Techno Viking grooving in the middle of the street, protecting all the cool chicks from harshing marauders and naer-do-wells, hand him something that will keep his pointing hand in the air and laying down God's law. Hand him...

By: Snappy

Snappy — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 03:13:14 +0000

Gracie, five semi trucks filled with ever-lovin' SPAM just pulled up in front of the house! I've got Hormel on the line, and they say you told them that we don't want money! What did you do?!

By: Snappy

Snappy — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 03:00:28 +0000

At least the money's good.

By: Snappy

Snappy — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:59:31 +0000

'Served in fine nut houses nationwide.

By: Snappy

Snappy — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:58:36 +0000

Honey, seriously. You are taking this promotion a little too far. I think you are developing an unhealthy, and when I say 'unhealthy,' I'm not trying to be funny... an unhealthy obsession with...

By: Snappy

Snappy — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:51:47 +0000

Gracie, I've got Malaria, is there a cure?

By: Snappy

Snappy — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:49:42 +0000

Babe, Bing Crosby just called and said Bob Hope stinks like a jar of two-day-old gorilla butt, what can he use to mask the stench?

By: Snappy

Snappy — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:45:15 +0000

Honey, Bob Hope just called and says he's out of hair tonic. What can he use in a pinch?

By: Snappy

Snappy — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:35:52 +0000

And folks wonder why I took a Gentile for a wife...

By: Snappy

Snappy — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:32:15 +0000

(Snappy comments for love, not prizes.)

By: Snappy

Snappy — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:30:44 +0000

Folks, there's only one thing that can make me forget that I'm Jewish besides a good spliff. Tell 'em Gracie.

By: Snappy

Snappy — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:24:02 +0000

Wow, it's a good thing Medicare Part D pays for all my blood pressure pills and cholesterol binders!

By: Snappy

Snappy — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:18:32 +0000

Gracie dear, I want to take a nap, but I can't find the cat. Where is Mr. Snuggle Wumpkins?

By: Alex

Alex — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 20:28:03 +0000

Ah, forgot to write a comment: this contest had been called already - winners were notified by email. Because there were 20 of them, I didn't have the time to post up the winning entries.

By: nerfherder

nerfherder — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 20:04:07 +0000

Who won???

By: Snappy

Snappy — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 21:18:56 +0000

Lottsa people don't know that rat feces are a good source of vitamin B-12!

By: Snappy

Snappy — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 21:17:32 +0000

New and improved! Now with some kind of meat!

By: Snappy

Snappy — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 21:07:11 +0000

Gracie, I heard Dick Cheney just came out and said that they'll stop waterboarding? Now why do ya suppose they did that?

By: Snappy

Snappy — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 21:03:14 +0000

Wow, I've got some kind of unearthly desire for pork shoulder meat with ham meat added, how can I eat them together without ruining our blender again?

By: Snappy

Snappy — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 20:53:07 +0000

Gee, honey, the dog's dead, what did you feed it?

By: Snappy

Snappy — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 20:51:51 +0000

Gracie, what's so good that the U.S. military serves it three times a day at Guantanamo Bay?

By: Snappy

Snappy — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 20:38:40 +0000

Honey, Artie Shaw and half the band just threw up in our sink forcristsakes! What did you put in those appetizers?

By: Snappy

Snappy — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 20:34:26 +0000

Gracie honey, I can't find those socks I usually stuff into my shorts to make me look like a better man, what else can I use?

By: Snappy

Snappy — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 20:30:53 +0000

Gracie, what does Techno Viking eat to make himself look so buff?

By: Snappy

Snappy — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 00:12:29 +0000

Gracie, I never loved you.

By: Snappy

Snappy — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 00:12:03 +0000

Gracie, seriously... for the love of God and our marriage, stop saying spam...