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126 comments to "The Book of SPAM Caption Contest"
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JackWH
October 23rd, 2007 at
4:59 am
What’s that you’re eating, darling?
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JackWH
October 23rd, 2007 at
5:00 am
Gosh! It’s meat in a can - It must be…
(Surely I get extra marks because it half rhymes? ;-))
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D Scurt
October 23rd, 2007 at
5:00 am
Hey Gracie, What’s Maps backwards?
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Sam Kimpton
October 23rd, 2007 at
5:52 am
“Would you like to have a larger penis in 30 da–”
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frenki
October 23rd, 2007 at
5:53 am
Better than ham? And you call it…?
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Sam Kimpton
October 23rd, 2007 at
5:54 am
“Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, SPAM SPAAAAAAM, Wonderful Spam!”
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frenki
October 23rd, 2007 at
5:55 am
Spim? Spom? Spum?
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Sam Kimpton
October 23rd, 2007 at
5:56 am
Boy, I could sure go for something, eggs, sausage and something. But what?
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Florent
October 23rd, 2007 at
6:04 am
Save $1000s NOW by re-financing your home!
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Erik
October 23rd, 2007 at
6:05 am
Oh my, fresh spamcakes!
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sam
October 23rd, 2007 at
6:07 am
That’s not spam.. that’s my frickin kneecap!
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Jann Michael
October 23rd, 2007 at
6:14 am
Say SPAM, Gracie.
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Jann Michael
October 23rd, 2007 at
6:19 am
Say SPAM, Gracie and WIN A FREE iPOD!!!
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Mark
October 23rd, 2007 at
6:21 am
No holds barred, that Spam is one breakfast meat I love to eat!
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Jann Michael
October 23rd, 2007 at
6:24 am
ENTER the Funniest caption and WIN FREE THE BOOK of SPAM
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Harry Kmiec
October 23rd, 2007 at
7:01 am
Gracie, what’s your favorite mealtime comeback line of the day?
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Simon
October 23rd, 2007 at
7:27 am
Greetings Beloved.,, I know this email may arrive as unknown and suprised,and ope it meets regardless with your personal ethics. I am Mr. Joshua Bengal of Nigeria…
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L.B. Jeffries
October 23rd, 2007 at
7:37 am
Wait, you’re telling me I can eat it AND it doesn’t get all bloody once a month?
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marchino
October 23rd, 2007 at
7:41 am
Gosh! You s-pamper me!
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andrew
October 23rd, 2007 at
7:58 am
I LOVE HOW YOU FORK MY PORK!
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andrew
October 23rd, 2007 at
7:59 am
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?
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felix
October 23rd, 2007 at
8:01 am
SPAM?
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felix
October 23rd, 2007 at
8:08 am
George: Honey, do you want my erection to last UP TO 10 TIME LONGER?!!!
Gracie: SPAM!
(its almost like shes a comic superhero and when she punches someone the word SPAM is written in BIG letters)
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felix
October 23rd, 2007 at
8:09 am
dear, your skin is so smooth, what do you use?
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Heather
October 23rd, 2007 at
8:36 am
Spam and hotcakes! I LOVE you Gracie!
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Erik
October 23rd, 2007 at
8:37 am
So Gracie, what else is there to combine Spam with?
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Erik
October 23rd, 2007 at
8:45 am
I’ll have the Spam egg Spam Spam bacon and…
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Dan
October 23rd, 2007 at
8:50 am
Gee, Gracie. I’ve reminded you every day of our marriage that I’m Jewish and can’t eat pork. So … what’s for dinner?
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nalden
October 23rd, 2007 at
9:08 am
Delicious Spamcakes! and… OH, GOD! What is that mystery meat?!
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Ben
October 23rd, 2007 at
9:17 am
Hi Gracie. Tell me, is your tourettes getting any better?
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Vorpal
October 23rd, 2007 at
9:31 am
Why, Gracie, that’s not bacn it’s…
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rAfI
October 23rd, 2007 at
9:44 am
Spam for breakfast. I´d like a spammer, i need this book
I´d love it & i love´d coldchiliandhotchilly.com
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Miniature Brainwave
October 23rd, 2007 at
11:17 am
I used to be a woman.
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gwdMaine
October 23rd, 2007 at
11:19 am
Oh God! I hope that’s not Lambchops!
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nerfherder
October 23rd, 2007 at
11:21 am
Say Gracie, what’d you make of that canned meat salesman?
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Mr. T
October 23rd, 2007 at
1:05 pm
Say goodnight Spam!
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matt
October 23rd, 2007 at
1:34 pm
Wow, Gracie. That’s an enormous plate of food!
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dpatrickrodgers
October 23rd, 2007 at
1:39 pm
Dear God, no! Soilent SPAM is people! It’s PEEEEOOOPLLLEEE!
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Marcelo Leite
October 23rd, 2007 at
1:41 pm
OMFG !!! Is this…
(And then Gracie answers (SPAM!))
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Justin
October 23rd, 2007 at
1:52 pm
Gracie you don’t actually eat it!
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Henry
October 23rd, 2007 at
2:22 pm
I don’t want no spam! Gimme my steak woman!
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Paul
October 23rd, 2007 at
2:44 pm
Holy SPAM! What the HORMEL is THAT!?
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Vorpal
October 23rd, 2007 at
3:29 pm
What’s our virtual legacy, Gracie?
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Vorpal
October 23rd, 2007 at
3:34 pm
I don’t think microwaving means waving a microphone, Gracie, but let’s dig into that…
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Vorpal
October 23rd, 2007 at
3:42 pm
We’d better hurry, Gracie, or we’ll be late for our cardio…
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Charlie
October 23rd, 2007 at
3:46 pm
Spamit Janet!
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LuAllen
October 23rd, 2007 at
4:07 pm
Spam?
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Jay W
October 23rd, 2007 at
4:55 pm
Gracie, What did you do to our pet gerbil?!
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celebrayden
October 23rd, 2007 at
4:56 pm
Who is the meat, who would share his tin with his brother meats?
SPAM!
You’re damn right.
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Josh
October 23rd, 2007 at
5:06 pm
“This thing I’m pointing at for money is called….”
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stephen j frankenberry
October 23rd, 2007 at
5:08 pm
“…and you know gracie, if i eat it backwards i’ll never have to ask for directions again!”
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steve
October 23rd, 2007 at
5:17 pm
PrE$CR!P†!0n DrÜ6s.
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Jeffrey
October 23rd, 2007 at
5:25 pm
You can eat spam in my bed anytime Gracie-I’ll even take out my cigar this time!
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robert
October 23rd, 2007 at
5:27 pm
ooh are you realy gonna eat that?
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John Stirman
October 23rd, 2007 at
5:30 pm
I love mechanically separated chicken! It’s Spam-a-licous!
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Brittany Anne
October 23rd, 2007 at
5:44 pm
You can’t believe what I brought home for our all american meal honey!
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Thomas
October 23rd, 2007 at
5:44 pm
hey Gracie, bad news. i’ve got the runs something fierce. you know what that calls for!…
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Thomas
October 23rd, 2007 at
5:46 pm
hey Gracie, bad news. i’ve got the runs something fierce. you know what that calls for!…
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Thomas
October 23rd, 2007 at
5:48 pm
Segmented Precooked Artificial Meat: it’s what’s for dinner
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Thomas
October 23rd, 2007 at
5:51 pm
lolz, i’ve got one: what do you get when you cross Gary Thuerk with hotmail?
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Thomas
October 23rd, 2007 at
5:52 pm
Spum!
Spam!
right, Spam -
Thomas
October 23rd, 2007 at
5:55 pm
fried, baked, snorted or stewed. i gotta have my…!
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Thomas
October 23rd, 2007 at
5:56 pm
what does this growth on my thigh look like to you?
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Thomas
October 23rd, 2007 at
5:57 pm
what do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord?
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Adam Farrington
October 23rd, 2007 at
6:16 pm
Sure babe, as long as it’s certified organic.
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Adam Farrington
October 23rd, 2007 at
6:20 pm
I can’t believe it’s not butter!
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Adam Farrington
October 23rd, 2007 at
6:24 pm
Hi Grace Spamllen, can I spample some of your spam?
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Adam Farrington
October 23rd, 2007 at
6:28 pm
I’ve been having SPAMtacies about SPAMwiches and SPAMbake all day!
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ambassdor
October 23rd, 2007 at
6:33 pm
disc0unt v14gr4 pills & enl4rge y0r j0hnson p1llz!
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ambassdor
October 23rd, 2007 at
6:37 pm
I heard last week the Tibetan monetary quit being vegetarians Gracie… any idea why?
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ambassdor
October 23rd, 2007 at
6:41 pm
Gracie. Are you sure that tin you bought 20 years ago is safe to eat?
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Diana
October 23rd, 2007 at
6:49 pm
George: Look that is the most disgusting thing I ever fu… OOOOH Shiny cannn! Must HAVE….
Gracie: Spam?
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Thomas
October 23rd, 2007 at
7:09 pm
hey gracie, the toilet’s clogged again. any idea why?
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Thomas
October 23rd, 2007 at
7:12 pm
hey gracie, i’m going out to my fifties swingers party but i’m all out of hair greese, do you have anything i can use?
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syed
October 23rd, 2007 at
7:38 pm
Holly cow! Is that what I think it is?
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Phil
October 23rd, 2007 at
8:05 pm
Gracie, what smells like dog waste baking on hot asphalt?
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Matt
October 23rd, 2007 at
9:50 pm
What do you call this poster that we are in?
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Fronz
October 23rd, 2007 at
10:09 pm
See what happens when you make me cook, hunny? Now get back in the kitchen.
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James Barker
October 23rd, 2007 at
11:49 pm
My favorite!
SPAMcakes!
With SPAMsyrup! -
Paul O.
October 24th, 2007 at
12:03 am
For the love of spam, Gracie, it’s the 50s! Why haven’t you learned to cook yet? And don’t you dare yell “SPAM!” again or so help me…
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Mike Jacobs
October 24th, 2007 at
12:22 am
Made from fresh pig anus!
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Rich
October 24th, 2007 at
9:07 am
…ulp…urrrp!
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karasumi
October 24th, 2007 at
3:51 pm
Who’s the cat that won’t cop out
When there’s danger all about?SPAM!
Right on
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Jen
October 24th, 2007 at
9:05 pm
“Is this what happened to your brother, Gracie?”
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Jen
October 24th, 2007 at
9:11 pm
Gracie: “Perfect for the Surprise Party Luncheon!”
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nerfherder
October 25th, 2007 at
2:04 pm
You shined my shoes and fed the dog with what??
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nerfherder
October 25th, 2007 at
2:08 pm
You left the condensed milk from our last sponsor sitting too long and got what??
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dlc
October 25th, 2007 at
4:26 pm
George: “HOT!”
Gracie: “SPAM!”
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Michael Fate
October 25th, 2007 at
5:41 pm
40 years from now you know what people are going to hate getting in their email?
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Adam Farrington
October 26th, 2007 at
12:01 am
(singing)
S’wonderful! S’marvelous! that you should cook for me! -
Adam Farrington
October 26th, 2007 at
12:07 am
A manwich is a meal, but a Spamwich is a way of life.
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Adam Farrington
October 26th, 2007 at
12:16 am
No gracie Allen, I would not like them in a tunnel, nor through a funnel, not with a mouse or in a house, or in a box, or with a fox, or with some pancakes, or in a damn lake, I do not like spiced canned ham!!!
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nick
November 4th, 2007 at
8:34 pm
spam burger hamburger
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ruby
November 5th, 2007 at
2:53 pm
We have to write our own ad now because the writers are on strike… what’s the ad for again???
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Snappy
November 5th, 2007 at
6:58 pm
Gracie, what’s so great about Adam Farrington’s lines?
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Snappy
November 5th, 2007 at
7:05 pm
Gracie, I think Snappy should lure Adam Farrington into the cup of a giant slingshot, and fling him across town while making off with his fancy new book. Gee, what should we use as bait?
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Snappy
November 5th, 2007 at
7:12 pm
Gracie, seriously… for the love of God and our marriage, stop saying spam…
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Snappy
November 5th, 2007 at
7:12 pm
Gracie, I never loved you.
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Snappy
November 6th, 2007 at
3:30 pm
Gracie, what does Techno Viking eat to make himself look so buff?
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Snappy
November 6th, 2007 at
3:34 pm
Gracie honey, I can’t find those socks I usually stuff into my shorts to make me look like a better man, what else can I use?
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Snappy
November 6th, 2007 at
3:38 pm
Honey, Artie Shaw and half the band just threw up in our sink forcristsakes! What did you put in those appetizers?
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Snappy
November 6th, 2007 at
3:51 pm
Gracie, what’s so good that the U.S. military serves it three times a day at Guantanamo Bay?
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Snappy
November 6th, 2007 at
3:53 pm
Gee, honey, the dog’s dead, what did you feed it?
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Snappy
November 6th, 2007 at
4:03 pm
Wow, I’ve got some kind of unearthly desire for pork shoulder meat with ham meat added, how can I eat them together without ruining our blender again?
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Snappy
November 6th, 2007 at
4:07 pm
Gracie, I heard Dick Cheney just came out and said that they’ll stop waterboarding? Now why do ya suppose they did that?
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Snappy
November 6th, 2007 at
4:17 pm
New and improved! Now with some kind of meat!
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Snappy
November 6th, 2007 at
4:18 pm
Lottsa people don’t know that rat feces are a good source of vitamin B-12!
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nerfherder
November 8th, 2007 at
3:04 pm
Who won???
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Alex
November 8th, 2007 at
3:28 pm
Ah, forgot to write a comment: this contest had been called already - winners were notified by email. Because there were 20 of them, I didn’t have the time to post up the winning entries.
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Snappy
November 8th, 2007 at
9:18 pm
Gracie dear, I want to take a nap, but I can’t find the cat. Where is Mr. Snuggle Wumpkins?
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Snappy
November 8th, 2007 at
9:24 pm
Wow, it’s a good thing Medicare Part D pays for all my blood pressure pills and cholesterol binders!
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Snappy
November 8th, 2007 at
9:30 pm
Folks, there’s only one thing that can make me forget that I’m Jewish besides a good spliff. Tell ‘em Gracie.
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Snappy
November 8th, 2007 at
9:32 pm
(Snappy comments for love, not prizes.)
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Snappy
November 8th, 2007 at
9:35 pm
And folks wonder why I took a Gentile for a wife…
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Snappy
November 8th, 2007 at
9:45 pm
Honey, Bob Hope just called and says he’s out of hair tonic. What can he use in a pinch?
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Snappy
November 8th, 2007 at
9:49 pm
Babe, Bing Crosby just called and said Bob Hope stinks like a jar of two-day-old gorilla butt, what can he use to mask the stench?
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Snappy
November 8th, 2007 at
9:51 pm
Gracie, I’ve got Malaria, is there a cure?
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Snappy
November 8th, 2007 at
9:58 pm
Honey, seriously. You are taking this promotion a little too far. I think you are developing an unhealthy, and when I say ‘unhealthy,’ I’m not trying to be funny… an unhealthy obsession with…
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Snappy
November 8th, 2007 at
9:59 pm
‘Served in fine nut houses nationwide.
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Snappy
November 8th, 2007 at
10:00 pm
At least the money’s good.
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Snappy
November 8th, 2007 at
10:13 pm
Gracie, five semi trucks filled with ever-lovin’ SPAM just pulled up in front of the house! I’ve got Hormel on the line, and they say you told them that we don’t want money! What did you do?!
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Snappy
November 8th, 2007 at
10:31 pm
The next time you see Techno Viking grooving in the middle of the street, protecting all the cool chicks from harshing marauders and naer-do-wells, hand him something that will keep his pointing hand in the air and laying down God’s law. Hand him…
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Snappy
November 8th, 2007 at
10:47 pm
SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Consuming SPAM Near Pregnant Women May Result in Fetal Injury, Premature Birth, and Low Birth Weight.
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Snappy
November 8th, 2007 at
10:54 pm
Honestly, undeveloped fetal pigs produce the most tender and tastiest meat possible, just don’t think about it.
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Snappy
November 8th, 2007 at
10:57 pm
WARNING: Smoking SPAM is not a safe alternative to cigarettes.
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Snappy
November 8th, 2007 at
11:06 pm
Don’t let Commie Joe Stalin take away your dinner! Keep your shelter stocked with Senator McCarthy-approved SPAM. The only meat proven to survive a nuclear attack.
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