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Chris
Darn I spilled my carrot juice again!
I disapprove those up and down strange bouncy ceilings…
jani
I disapprove in advance of all the future “mug shot” -puns in this competition.
whew!
I disapprove of this non – “Fair Trade Certified” coffee. Bring me Starbucks!
coppertopgirl
Apparently you were unaware that rabbits DON’T drink their coffee black. I want a latte. Same color as me, if you need a visual. M’kay?
Heather
I told you Non Decaf! What did you give me?? DECAFF!!!!!! Sheesh, What does a rabbit have to do to get some respect around here??
Alice
The bottom of this coffee mug tastes of something a rabbit doesnt care think about… jesus dont you people ever dust??
Jen Jordan
Great. Cold coffee and dust bunnies. Makes a rabbit want to just jump back into his hole.
Crystal
“You idiot! I said I wanted a soy carrot mocha latte, not coffee! You’re fired!”
sparge
What kind of SICKO would make food pellets that look like my pellets?!?
Crystal
“The housekeeping in this place makes a hole in the dirt seem tolerable”
nerfherder
This is NOT my special edible mug; Miss Johnson, you are fired.
erto
Little did Bern the Bunny realize that the mug was a frosty… It would be hours before he got his stuck tongue back to his rabbit hole.
Veronica
Murray disapproves of Splenda – all those years of sugar-tasting classes shall not have been in vain.
L.B. Jeffries
Idiot! You call this coffee? THE OWSLAFA WILL HAVE YOUR EARS CHEWED OFF!
Jackie D
“Folgers in my cup is definitely NOT the best part of waking up.”
Josch
“Sure, this coffee has a certain flavor, and no, I don’t want it. Nor is it too great, actually. But if you think I’m going to say the line, if I’m going to be your — what are you calling it? ‘Lolly… bunny?’ Or something: you’re sorely mistaken. Now if you don’t mind, I have other things to lick under here, and I’m behind schedule.”
Robert
Like what you see? Why don’t you take a picture, it’ll last longer.
tschup0
I knew those blue pills weren’t vitamins. If this tongue doesn’t go down soon, I’m gonna need a vet.
efmomlak
disuppruving bunny disappruvs uv yer pikture takhings! invaziun uv privacy!
Paul
Carrot Juice? Go get me a cup of Joe at Starbuck-tooth. Get it? Starbucks. Buck-tooch… Ok fine, everyone’s a critic… bleh.
MariV
After his very first encounter with man’s bitter brew, he discovered a more “subtle” way to show his disapproval: the raspberry!
Lisa
As usual, the humans have failed me. They think I can’t tell the difference between Earl Grey and Lipton. I shall radiate disapproval until they get. it. right.
AnnaBee
“Honestly. The very notion that I would want to socialize with these bunnies of the so-called “dust” variety is enough to make a rabbit of proper breeding retch.”
birdchickadee
I really wish that she would get a real job instead of torturing me all day so that she can get pictures for her stupid book. Can you say exploitation?!
Virginia
I don’t like your coffee, your taste in novelty mugs, or the fact that you store them both under the furniture.
Dan
“Even I can’t stand this decaf, and I eat my own droppings, for crying out loud! One more slip-up like this and I shall jettison you out the airlock!”
Linda F.
The perfect Irish Coffee contains Bushmills. This OBVIOUSLY is NOT perfect!
ambient
Those of us with *good* breeding know better than to store crockery under the furniture!
kayceebeebee
What did the rabbit say to the coffee cup?
I disaprove of all things under the bed!
judychrz
They think they can cheer me up with this veggie juice? I still disapprove!
Lauren M
“I disapprove of your coffee…the outside of the mug tastes better!”
Lauren M
“I disapprove of very hot coffee…Now I’ve burned my tongue! I shall get a lawyer and sue whomever is responsible!”
Andrew
and Dorothy learned very quickly never to accept a cup of coffee from the Wicked Witch again…
Miss M
Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?
Miss Maureen
“Good to the last drop” indeed!!! Will these humans ever learn that I disapprove of changes to my diet?
Heather
And the old man stills wonders where his cup of coffee goes every single morning…
tinfoil
@Heather: DANGIT! You stole my a-list material. That’s fine, I’ll see your bet and raise you the following:
“Coffee? We ain’t got time for no stinking coffee! The humans are distracted by those insipid LOLcats so now is our time to pounce. Quick, to the choppers men, it’s time to take back what is rightfully ours — Our cream eggs (and to a lesser extent, our mini eggs).”
tinfoil
And if that pancake rabbit is not in the book, I’m calling shenanigans on Ms/Mrs. Sharon Stiteler.
Laura
…and bring me something caffeinated or I shall taunt you a second time!
Kate
“Ugh, this Flavia coffee really IS terrible. Fine, fine, Maryann can go back to brewing coffee in that old, decrepit chamber pot we call a Mr Coffee…..”
Laura
I disapprove of being exploited in the name of cheap coffee jokes. Harumph.
Denita TwoDragons
L.B. Jeffries–GREAT WATERSHIP DOWN REFERENCE!! *golf clap*
“You call this a DoubleShot?! More like Double SNOT! Blegh!”
–TwoDragons
RasmusJ
“Inviting girls up for coffee is one thing, Big Boy – but keep it civil, eh? Besides, I disapprove of bunnies shaving…”
Bobby Kearan
“I disapprove of your coffee and your inherent clumsiness…
So Pttth!”
karinmarie1031
I told you: VENTI NONFAT CINNAMON DOLCE LATTE NO WHIP! C’mon how many times do I have to repeat myself? NO WHIP! I HATE whipped cream! GET OUT!
Punjabba M
I disapprove of you replacing my regular coffee with Folgers Crystals.
RAnnieB
Eeeeeyyyuuuuuukkkk !!!
Couldn’t you have told me that this cup was your spittoon !!!
JJ
I don’t even want to *think* about how long this mug has been here. I strongly disapprove of your obvious lack of housekeeping skills!
JJ
Oh, are you serious? Gross. I am barely capable of the level of disapproval this requires!
Wendell Wittler
That wasn’t Pepsi, that was Coke! I hope you realize this means Cola War!
Wendell Wittler
Whatever you put in my carrot juice, it’s NOT going to get me to hump the cat. So put the vidcam away.
Wendell Wittler
You thought I wouldn’t notice, eh? Where’s my Bugs Bunny mug?!?
Carrie
Bleccchhhhh…I disapprove of this swill!
I disapprove of being made to live under a futon too!
Wendell Wittler
I warned you… don’t bother me until after my SECOND cup of coffee.
Leyla
The amount of cinnamon you’ve deemed necessary to add to my coffee is disgraceful.
Mandie
“I completely disapprove of this… this… paltry excuse for a heated beverage!”
connie reagan
Highly, HIGHLY disapproving of the personage who thought that cilantro-flavored coffee would be a good idea.
Denise Gutierrez
Obviously, my first disapproval was as weak as this coffee! Take THIS!
flareak
“Do you want to play a game? It’s called ‘Who’s dumb enough to use instant coffee?’. Ready? You are.
Talib
I disapprove of this overpriced foo-foo coffee! Bring me a black french roast immediately!
EDG
As a practical joke, Peter’s roommates crazy glued his tongue to a cup.
EDG
Whenever a KISS song is playing, Peter can’t help but perform his Gene Simmons imitation.
jujueyeballs
“Online blogging?! Here’s what I think of your online blogging! Blecchh– it’s as bland as this coffee!”
Bakchoi
1. “I disapprove of you sticking my mugs in the freezer”
2. Bella’s owner suddenly understood why all his labelled mugs turned up blank.
Miss Maureen
No room for my rabbit ears? A mug but no parsley? These accomodations don’t even meet with my standards of disapproval.
Morwinyon
It’ll take more coffee than that to get me to approve of your taking pictures of me.
Morwinyon
…Miles away, the president of the Folgers Coffee Company fell to his knees…
SunshineReaper
“the sacrilege of Decaf shall be met with Deep Disapproval. The Blasphemy of of Instant Coffee shall be met with Bun-Tongue. How DARE you commit BOTH sins!?!?”
~S
Eliot
…and suddenly all of Carmel’s suspicions were true. The chai did have a suspicious hint of Novocaine to it! …but how would she tell the others?!
ruby
I should edit my comment to read…
“I throughly disapprove of Gene Simmons. And Bill the Cat for that matter….”
ruby
Don’th mind me…justh waiting for the Novacaine to wear offth….hadth to get my teeth sharpened!
To quote good ole Monty Python…”I’ll bite your knee caps off!”
ruby
It was just at that moment that Cinnamon wonders if licking that toad was such a good idea….
Kelly Cat
Getting the last cup in the pot is always grounds for disapproval.
SarahW
Why can’t she make a decent cup of coffee? The girls at the office make better coffee on their hotplates!
Bellarosa
What? You expected me to say ‘I has a flavor’?
Heinous peasant. Clearly, I disapprove.
Mel
The power of disapproval can cause ordinary objects to topple in fear.
Mel
After the initial shockwave of her disapproval had passed and the dust had cleared, Cinnamon tasted the air, ensuring that the home was safe enough to withstand further disapproval.
LuvBJones
A “mug” you say? I’m sure the farm hands are delighted with it. Please, return it to the chuckwagon before it’s missed.
ruby
Egads! Postum! How dare you! That leaves a terrible taste in my mouth and offends thee!
ruby
While having a private moment, Cinnamon shudders to think what is REALLY in those Cadbery Cream Eggs…
Megan
Having finished her morning coffee, Cinnamon was ready to dispense her first disapproval of the day.
Megan
The little known snake rabbit will disapprove will little to no warning. Use caution.
Megan
Cinnamon prepares for the disapproval she will be showing in about 9 months…
andrew
I guess everybody is given a bad tasting coffee at some point in time. I just didn’t think you would serve it to me…
Miss Maureen
I want Juan Valdez and that donkey of his brought here right now so that they can experience my disapproval in person.
Emily D-G
“Even Gene Simmons Gets Dust Bunnies (and they disapprove of him, too!)”
Murphy's mom
Cinnamon could not contain her ridicule of them. Imagine – they actually believed they could win her approval with pre-ground coffee! Fools!!
amywithlemon
my contributions:
1. i’m not the one being childish. i’m not throwing dishware.
2. what?? i don’t have to explain anything to you.
3. seriously? no honest, i don’t remember… i just woke up here. i’ve got to stop drinking. ack.
4. um… privacy please. *the utter lack of some people…*
5. ugg. listen, we’ll talk about your mother once i’m ‘good to the last drop’, mmm’k?
Political Comment
It was not so much the coffee that Cinnamon disapproved of, but the inability to fit her whole head into the mug to lick it out.
Liz Jones
Your housekeeping skills are disgraceful.
And furthermore, those tiny shreds of mint at the bottom of the mug were stale.
dws02432
Aargh, you found me! So for the last time- retail pregnancy tests are a more reliable method. And next time use protection- I disapprove!
dws02432
‘Decaffeinated is just as tasty as regular coffee’ you said. Ha! And I taste like chicken.
dws02432
That stupid magician did this when he tried pulling me out of his hat. Grab the ears- not the tongue- the ears!
dws02432
I will only come out AFTER that vile movie “Fatal Attraction” is off the TV. I disapprove!
Jon
Unsatisfied by the bitter taste of the unfortunate coffee drinker, Dust Bunny probed the air for the scent of fresh prey.
ruby
Blah! If I hear “Here comes Peter Cottontail” ONE more time, I’ll loose my bunny kibble right HERE!
ruby
Thank goodness for self sticking postage stamps, but the envelopes taste terrible!
Raquel
Timmy finally had photographic evidence of the monster under his bed.
Nick
The Gold Coast Blend by Starbuck’s was far too bold for poor Alphonze, whose disapproving taste buds much preferred their Colombia Narino Supremo.
Jerad
After extensive animal testing it was determined that lidocane would never be approved by the FDA as a sugar substitute.
skase98
I disapprove of photo editing software being used to make it appear that my tongue is protruding and that I am sitting next to an overturned mug under a futon couch. I’ll not be fodder for your boorish tabloid aspirations, pathetic human.
J
Seeing humans approaching, Cinnamon quickly licks the mug to claim it for her own, successfully dissuading anyone else from taking it.
Wendy Lincoln
“I disapprove of aspartame… do I look like a lab animal to you?”
Jennie
The white rabbit gets to drink from a cup and saucer & wear a waistcoat whe he goes to a tea party.
Jennie
After fleeing from Mr. McGregor, Cinamon had a sudden realization that her simple life was over. She was famouns now. Mr. McGregor works for the National Enquirer!
Miss Maureen
UGHHH!!! I’m on the web. I have my own book. I’ve been on TV. I’M FAMOUS! YET… look at how they sometimes feed me!
pirahna
I appear to have grown me a tongue!
I should steer clear of mouldy mugs from now on methinks…
Shalice
Cinnamon Bunn dissaproves of being served coffee in anything other than a demitasse cup!
T.D.
You can leave a coffee cup under the bed, but not any dust bunnies? I disapprove of your anti-bunny cleaning agenda.
Elizabeth
This carpet tastes awful. I specifically requested hardwood floors.
ken wilkinson
“Unfortunately for tiddles the cat-he`d just drunk his owners `Hare`restorer.
kilkenny
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