Comments on: Caption Monkey 11: Teenage Mutant Ninja … Poodle?

By: Pablo

Pablo — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 01:20:48 +0000

even Donatello can’t draw my attention from the world’s ugliest dress

By: Cather

Cather — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 02:37:22 +0000

OMG you do not do that to a dog that is just plain wrong you should be reported or something

By: Alex

Alex — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 01:31:41 +0000

Congratulations to Eric #9 for winning the caption contest! (Sorry it took soooo long for me to call it, been swamped at work and with real life!)

By: Asmo

Asmo — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 03:48:19 +0000

Secretly, he crouched amongst them. Seeking out which one was weak. Which one he would devour. Little did they know, that crawling along side them. Eyeing them as they made their way to the sea…Chomping away, violently. each one a meal in itself… The infamous!

Poodle in Tortoise Clothing!

By: Asmo

Asmo — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 03:38:19 +0000

“Sheep…even sheep don’t get this kind of torture!
“Man’s best friend my ass!
“I should just tuck in my head and hide!”

By: nerfherder

nerfherder — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 19:12:24 +0000

Wendell – “litter of Power Rangers”? Now THAT’S funny! I vote for #49!

By: Mark

Mark — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 17:47:33 +0000

Triumph says, “That is the most beautiful Teenage Mutant Poodle I have ever seen. For me to POOP on!”

By: Kirie

Kirie — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 14:01:03 +0000

“Can’t believe no one thought this was a real Ninja Turtle! Musta’ been the brown pompom feet that gave it away..so much for pootle power!”

By: ruby

ruby — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:55:02 +0000

And, then she knew the truth. Master was going to sell her to Paris Hilton for the press’ amusement. ET here I come!

By: ruby

ruby — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:51:58 +0000

NOW I am ready to kick Lassie’s ass!

By: ruby

ruby — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:51:14 +0000

Even she had to admit she screwed up on this one…

By: Name Required

Name Required — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 04:28:52 +0000

Emotional testing on dogs proves a wide range of responses including shame and embarrassment.

BTW you can tell that dog knows it is having a bad day ’cause she has to hold its head up. This is not a proud moment for Gigi. Where is the ASPCA?

By: e6c

e6c — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:32:23 +0000

Even Super Heroes get outsourced

By: Wendell Wittler

Wendell Wittler — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 21:48:09 +0000

He’s very effective a a watchdog, since intruders react with either (a) OMG a Ninja Turtle, (b) WTF is that thing? or (c) whoever owns that is NUTS.

(there. am I legal now?)

By: Wendell Wittler

Wendell Wittler — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 21:47:39 +0000

“If you think she’s something, you should see her litter of Power Rangers…”

By: Wendell Wittler

Wendell Wittler — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 21:47:22 +0000

(damn just realized the ‘one caption per comment’ rule… okay then…)

The poodle made up to look like a Ninja Turtle came in a close second to the sheepdog made up to look like an ugly old lady.

By: Wendell Wittler

Wendell Wittler — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 21:15:17 +0000

The poodle made up to look like a Ninja Turtle came in a close second to the sheepdog made up to look like an ugly old lady.

“If you think she’s something, you should see her litter of Power Rangers…”

He’s very effective a a watchdog, since intruders react with either (a) OMG a Ninja Turtle, (b) WTF is that thing? or (c) whoever owns that is NUTS.

By: e6c

e6c — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 11:09:34 +0000

On TV, if you want to see a frog you need to use a turtle, cause frogs don’t look like frogs on TV. If you want to see a turtle, well, we usually just spray paint a poodle.

By: e6c

e6c — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 11:04:41 +0000

Even Ninja Turtles need stunt doubles.

By: RasmusJ

RasmusJ — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 15:51:46 +0000

A subtle re-write:

Despite Fifi’s tragic death from shame almost 2 hours earlier, Mrs. Wartbogski was thrilled when rigor mortis kicked in right before the finals.

By: MINK

MINK — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 19:37:02 +0000

“Now watch me hold up my dog with only ONE HAND.”

By: jazzk

jazzk — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 23:30:20 +0000

Embarrassed, Fifi committed seppuku later that day.

By: jazzk

jazzk — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 23:04:18 +0000

Dateline: OC Register October 9, 2007

Dog groomer catches El Chupacabra. Planned to use it in bank heist before officials caught up with her. More at 11.

By: jazzk

jazzk — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 22:30:20 +0000

More evidence that Global Warming is effecting our ecosystem.

By: shien

shien — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 22:00:14 +0000

and here i stand, holding the very proof you all mocked me for….EVEN TURTLES MUST ENDURE PUBITY!!!!

By: Cane

Cane — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 07:31:21 +0000

Hideous, brightly coloured dog holds stuffed toy.

By: choggie

choggie — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:46:22 +0000

standard poodles are loyal, and smart….

By: farty

farty — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:41:23 +0000

…oh I’m going to so shit in her shoes…

By: Steve

Steve — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 05:51:15 +0000

Subway STILL doesn’t know how to make a proper turtle sandwich!

By: Taylor

Taylor — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 04:42:13 +0000

Flea-nardo to replace late TMNT member after accidental pizza death.

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 03:57:42 +0000

“MY GOD! It’s full of dog!”

By: EDG

EDG — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 01:44:47 +0000

This poodle prays every day to be euthanized.

This poodle is never allowed outside, for fear of a gang of pugs beating the Alpo out of it.

LADY: “Even though seeing my pooch like this makes me happy, my vet tells me that my dog is clinically depressed. Go figure.”

It would seem that everyone in that photo lacks a sense of style.

By: NANA

NANA — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 18:08:25 +0000

Jane is happy to have Fifi back but appeals to the vandals to turn themselves in to prevent others the pain she has had to endure.

By: dylan

dylan — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:23:17 +0000

“A sight the Chernobyl veterinarian had seen all to often…”

By: Jacob

Jacob — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 06:39:20 +0000

“Oh. Your school project is on that Michaelangelo. I wish you had said something earlier.”

By: Hendrik

Hendrik — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 05:38:31 +0000

“See son, just like yer ma, yer dog thing can take a hit and be reversed over by a truck.”

By: Delia

Delia — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 05:17:42 +0000

Like others, I actually thought that poor poodle was a stuffed animal until I read the captions. It still doesn’t look anything like a real dog, though.

And why on earth is the lady frowning so much? I mean, sure; it sucks to lose and all, but in the context it just looks so bizarre.

By: wowthatsstupid

wowthatsstupid — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 03:12:57 +0000

Steiffs new mohair poodlebear-dressed-as-a-ninja-turtle drives the collectors into a rabid frenzy at the Doll and teddybear show.

By: Keith

Keith — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 01:09:36 +0000

“Kowabunga, dude. I think I ate too much.”

By: Klatuu

Klatuu — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 21:56:00 +0000

You should see what she did to her pet turtle!

By: Natalie G-M

Natalie G-M — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 21:26:23 +0000

The Witness Protection Program may have gone a little overboard in creating their latest false identity.

By: nerfherder

nerfherder — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:41:37 +0000

Fifi endured the laughter; she knew her nun-chuk routine in the 2nd half would silence them all.

By: kent

kent — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:37:11 +0000

Now Michael Jackson’s ex-wife has taken up with a different class of celebrities

By: Donnie

Donnie — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:30:20 +0000

i know i’ve got the wrong turtle here, but work with me..

“As it turns out, Michaelangelo really is a party dude.”

By: Andy

Andy — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 19:20:08 +0000

“…and zen I had him stuffed!”

By: Eric

Eric — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 18:04:10 +0000

Which I see is exactly what unohav said a few comments above me. There you go uno – you’re not the only one.

By: Eric

Eric — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 18:03:14 +0000

I do have to add that unless the text underneath had not told me, I would never have actually seen the DOG there. I thought it was some kind of giant plush-y doll or crochet creation.

By: Thespian24601

Thespian24601 — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:33:43 +0000

And this is the offering to the 90′s tv gods that I give this month.

By: Thomas

Thomas — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 15:56:50 +0000

…And every full moon, Fifi undergoes a gruesome transformation…

By: neko

neko — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 14:19:12 +0000

the fur-bearing turtle is Minnesota’s answer to the gators in New York’s sewers.