Caption Monkey 11: Teenage Mutant Ninja ... Poodle?

Posted by Alex in Caption Monkey on October 9, 2007 at 2:31 am



Photo: Daniel A. Anderson / The Orange Country Register

It’s time for another Neatorama and Ape Lad’s Hobotopia Caption Monkey game, but first, the story: that’s Sandy Hartness of Yucaipa Valley, California, who turned this poodle into a Ninja Turtle named Leonardoodle at the SuperGroom 2007.

What’s SuperGroom? It’s just about the hottest contest in creative dog grooming industry where first place winner gets $5,000. Too bad the Ninja Turtle didn’t win first place (how could it not? A travesty!). OC Register has the full story (and photo gallery, of course) – Thanks Julie Anne!

Now, the Caption Monkey game: Funniest caption wins a Free Monkey (or any other critter) Drawing by Ape Lad of Hobotopia. Contest rule is simple: place your caption in the comment, one caption per comment but you can submit as many funny ones as you can think of. You can also vote for your favorite comment, but not your own.

If you don’t win, but still want a drawing (definitely worth it, IMHO!), you can get one directly from Ape Lad for a nominal fee.

Update 11/4/07 (yeah, it’s that late!) – Congrats to Eric #9 for the winning caption!


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62 comments to "Caption Monkey 11: Teenage Mutant Ninja ... Poodle?"

  1. Eosha
    October 9th, 2007 at 4:42 am

    Not really a caption, but did anyone else start quietly singing "Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodle..."

  2. Eosha
    October 9th, 2007 at 4:46 am

    Fifi would have preferred to be Cheetara, but she was worried someone might make fun of her.

  3. RasmusJ
    October 9th, 2007 at 5:52 am

    Nobody knew that Fifi had died of shame 2 hours earlier.

  4. Jørnis
    October 9th, 2007 at 6:02 am

    Watch out, Shredder!!!

  5. quinnn
    October 9th, 2007 at 6:48 am

    Not only was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle soup the best soup she ever tasted, but the turtle skin coat could keep her warmer than if she had set her butt on fire.

  6. quinnn
    October 9th, 2007 at 6:50 am

    Not only was TMNT soup the best soup she ever tasted, but the turtle skin coat could keep her warmer than if she had set her feet on fire.

  7. quinnn
    October 9th, 2007 at 7:05 am

    dangit sorry

  8. Levi
    October 9th, 2007 at 7:43 am

    he was rabid. charged out of the forest foaming at the mouth and yelling 'COWABUNGA!!!!!' then stabbed me in the arm with a katana. he took 3 shots to the heart before he went down. we will never eat pizza outdoors again.

  9. Eric
    October 9th, 2007 at 7:58 am

    "Shearers in the half-shell! Poodle Power!"

  10. J Keizer
    October 9th, 2007 at 8:07 am

    god, that thing is ugly, and the turtle is not that attractive either.

  11. unohav_1
    October 9th, 2007 at 8:11 am

    Okay...I saw the picture, saw it titled "Caption This Photo" and thought it was some crazy lady with a weird arse stuffed animal. Then I read the bylines. "OH MY GOD" I said out loud, loudly. People around me wondered what on earth was going on...Thanks alot Neatorama for getting me busted. ;) ...Oh, and that poor poodle. Kinda cool, but when the ASPCA and PETA catch wind of this...

  12. Jerse
    October 9th, 2007 at 8:13 am

    "Cowabunga, dawg!"

  13. Ryan Campbell
    October 9th, 2007 at 8:51 am

    ....BEHOLD......THIS IS WHY I'M YOUR QUEEN!

  14. neko
    October 9th, 2007 at 9:19 am

    the fur-bearing turtle is Minnesota's answer to the gators in New York's sewers.

  15. Thomas
    October 9th, 2007 at 10:56 am

    ...And every full moon, Fifi undergoes a gruesome transformation...

  16. Thespian24601
    October 9th, 2007 at 11:33 am

    And this is the offering to the 90's tv gods that I give this month.

  17. Eric
    October 9th, 2007 at 1:03 pm

    I do have to add that unless the text underneath had not told me, I would never have actually seen the DOG there. I thought it was some kind of giant plush-y doll or crochet creation.

  18. Eric
    October 9th, 2007 at 1:04 pm

    Which I see is exactly what unohav said a few comments above me. There you go uno - you're not the only one.

  19. Andy
    October 9th, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    "...and zen I had him stuffed!"

  20. Donnie
    October 9th, 2007 at 3:30 pm

    i know i've got the wrong turtle here, but work with me..

    "As it turns out, Michaelangelo really is a party dude."

  21. kent
    October 9th, 2007 at 3:37 pm

    Now Michael Jackson's ex-wife has taken up with a different class of celebrities

  22. nerfherder
    October 9th, 2007 at 3:41 pm

    Fifi endured the laughter; she knew her nun-chuk routine in the 2nd half would silence them all.

  23. Natalie G-M
    October 9th, 2007 at 4:26 pm

    The Witness Protection Program may have gone a little overboard in creating their latest false identity.

  24. Klatuu
    October 9th, 2007 at 4:56 pm

    You should see what she did to her pet turtle!

  25. Keith
    October 9th, 2007 at 8:09 pm

    "Kowabunga, dude. I think I ate too much."

  26. wowthatsstupid
    October 9th, 2007 at 10:12 pm

    Steiffs new mohair poodlebear-dressed-as-a-ninja-turtle drives the collectors into a rabid frenzy at the Doll and teddybear show.

  27. Delia
    October 10th, 2007 at 12:17 am

    Like others, I actually thought that poor poodle was a stuffed animal until I read the captions. It still doesn't look anything like a real dog, though.

    And why on earth is the lady frowning so much? I mean, sure; it sucks to lose and all, but in the context it just looks so bizarre.

  28. Hendrik
    October 10th, 2007 at 12:38 am

    "See son, just like yer ma, yer dog thing can take a hit and be reversed over by a truck."

  29. Jacob
    October 10th, 2007 at 1:39 am

    "Oh. Your school project is on that Michaelangelo. I wish you had said something earlier."

  30. dylan
    October 10th, 2007 at 11:23 am

    "A sight the Chernobyl veterinarian had seen all to often..."

  31. NANA
    October 10th, 2007 at 1:08 pm

    Jane is happy to have Fifi back but appeals to the vandals to turn themselves in to prevent others the pain she has had to endure.

  32. EDG
    October 10th, 2007 at 8:44 pm

    This poodle prays every day to be euthanized.

    This poodle is never allowed outside, for fear of a gang of pugs beating the Alpo out of it.

    LADY: "Even though seeing my pooch like this makes me happy, my vet tells me that my dog is clinically depressed. Go figure."

    It would seem that everyone in that photo lacks a sense of style.

  33. Brian
    October 10th, 2007 at 10:57 pm

    "MY GOD! It's full of dog!"

  34. Taylor
    October 10th, 2007 at 11:42 pm

    Flea-nardo to replace late TMNT member after accidental pizza death.

  35. Steve
    October 11th, 2007 at 12:51 am

    Subway STILL doesn't know how to make a proper turtle sandwich!

  36. farty
    October 11th, 2007 at 2:41 am

    ...oh I'm going to so shit in her shoes...

  37. choggie
    October 11th, 2007 at 8:46 pm

    standard poodles are loyal, and smart....

  38. Cane
    October 12th, 2007 at 2:31 am

    Hideous, brightly coloured dog holds stuffed toy.

  39. shien
    October 12th, 2007 at 5:00 pm

    and here i stand, holding the very proof you all mocked me for....EVEN TURTLES MUST ENDURE PUBITY!!!!

  40. jazzk
    October 12th, 2007 at 5:30 pm

    More evidence that Global Warming is effecting our ecosystem.

  41. jazzk
    October 12th, 2007 at 6:04 pm

    Dateline: OC Register October 9, 2007

    Dog groomer catches El Chupacabra. Planned to use it in bank heist before officials caught up with her. More at 11.

  42. jazzk
    October 12th, 2007 at 6:30 pm

    Embarrassed, Fifi committed seppuku later that day.

  43. MINK
    October 13th, 2007 at 2:37 pm

    "Now watch me hold up my dog with only ONE HAND."

  44. RasmusJ
    October 14th, 2007 at 10:51 am

    A subtle re-write:

    Despite Fifi's tragic death from shame almost 2 hours earlier, Mrs. Wartbogski was thrilled when rigor mortis kicked in right before the finals.

  45. e6c
    October 15th, 2007 at 6:04 am

    Even Ninja Turtles need stunt doubles.

  46. e6c
    October 15th, 2007 at 6:09 am

    On TV, if you want to see a frog you need to use a turtle, cause frogs don't look like frogs on TV. If you want to see a turtle, well, we usually just spray paint a poodle.

  47. Wendell Wittler
    October 15th, 2007 at 4:15 pm

    The poodle made up to look like a Ninja Turtle came in a close second to the sheepdog made up to look like an ugly old lady.

    "If you think she's something, you should see her litter of Power Rangers..."

    He's very effective a a watchdog, since intruders react with either (a) OMG a Ninja Turtle, (b) WTF is that thing? or (c) whoever owns that is NUTS.

  48. Wendell Wittler
    October 15th, 2007 at 4:47 pm

    (damn just realized the 'one caption per comment' rule... okay then...)

    The poodle made up to look like a Ninja Turtle came in a close second to the sheepdog made up to look like an ugly old lady.

  49. Wendell Wittler
    October 15th, 2007 at 4:47 pm

    “If you think she’s something, you should see her litter of Power Rangers…”

  50. Wendell Wittler
    October 15th, 2007 at 4:48 pm

    He’s very effective a a watchdog, since intruders react with either (a) OMG a Ninja Turtle, (b) WTF is that thing? or (c) whoever owns that is NUTS.

    (there. am I legal now?)

  51. e6c
    October 19th, 2007 at 6:32 am

    Even Super Heroes get outsourced

  52. Name Required
    October 19th, 2007 at 11:28 pm

    Emotional testing on dogs proves a wide range of responses including shame and embarrassment.

    BTW you can tell that dog knows it is having a bad day 'cause she has to hold its head up. This is not a proud moment for Gigi. Where is the ASPCA?

  53. ruby
    October 22nd, 2007 at 3:51 pm

    Even she had to admit she screwed up on this one...

  54. ruby
    October 22nd, 2007 at 3:51 pm

    NOW I am ready to kick Lassie's ass!

  55. ruby
    October 22nd, 2007 at 3:55 pm

    And, then she knew the truth. Master was going to sell her to Paris Hilton for the press' amusement. ET here I come!

  56. Kirie
    October 24th, 2007 at 9:01 am

    "Can't believe no one thought this was a real Ninja Turtle! Musta' been the brown pompom feet that gave it away..so much for pootle power!"

  57. Mark
    October 25th, 2007 at 12:47 pm

    Triumph says, "That is the most beautiful Teenage Mutant Poodle I have ever seen. For me to POOP on!"

  58. nerfherder
    October 25th, 2007 at 2:12 pm

    Wendell - "litter of Power Rangers"? Now THAT'S funny! I vote for #49!

  59. Asmo
    October 28th, 2007 at 10:38 pm

    "Sheep...even sheep don't get this kind of torture!
    "Man's best friend my ass!
    "I should just tuck in my head and hide!"

  60. Asmo
    October 28th, 2007 at 10:48 pm

    Secretly, he crouched amongst them. Seeking out which one was weak. Which one he would devour. Little did they know, that crawling along side them. Eyeing them as they made their way to the sea...Chomping away, violently. each one a meal in itself... The infamous!

    Poodle in Tortoise Clothing!

  61. Alex
    November 4th, 2007 at 8:31 pm

    Congratulations to Eric #9 for winning the caption contest! (Sorry it took soooo long for me to call it, been swamped at work and with real life!)

  62. Cather
    February 23rd, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    OMG you do not do that to a dog that is just plain wrong you should be reported or something


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