Is Google God? Here are the Proofs

Posted by Alex in Blog & Internet, Religion on September 28, 2007 at 2:16 am


Is Google God? The people at the Church of Google (and practitioner of "Googlism") think so, and they’ve even got 9 proofs of why Google is God. For example:

Google remembers all. Google caches WebPages regularly and stores them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google’s cache, even after you die, in a sort of "Google Afterlife".

Link – Thanks James Markenson!


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10 comments to "Is Google God? Here are the Proofs"

  1. Felix
    September 28th, 2007 at 7:12 am

    I rekon that as more and more people have access to the internet and are investing belief and ideology into it, we are essentially creating a "god"... things could potentially be very good for Godgle in the near future

  2. Andrew32
    September 28th, 2007 at 7:13 am

    that's dumb.

  3. Felix
    September 28th, 2007 at 7:14 am

    btw, "Godgle" so my idea, thats right, mine. If this becomes famous Google may just have to employ me... web-apostle type occupation

  4. Powell
    September 28th, 2007 at 8:49 am

    Ah..No.

  5. Jonn
    September 28th, 2007 at 8:53 am

    Google is hardly a deity, though they are getting scarier. Anyone ever looked at the Google office EULA? They OWN you... if you use that software anyway... I used to think Google was benevolent, now I'm beginning to think maybe they aren't quite so benign.

  6. neato
    September 28th, 2007 at 10:22 am

    Just remember, if you belong to the church of google, you're not allowed to recognize Veteran's Day or Memorial Day in any way. Sure, you can recognize obscure things like Louis Braille's birthday, but don't even speak of Veteran's Day or Memorial Day.

  7. sickb*stard
    September 28th, 2007 at 12:43 pm

    I, for one, welcome our new search engine overlord. I’d like to remind her that as a trusted internet personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in her underground data mines.

  8. ben
    September 28th, 2007 at 2:36 pm

    Irritatingly stupid.

  9. MrBinky
    September 28th, 2007 at 4:39 pm

    blah blah blah?

  10. namiii_1970@hotmail.com
    October 4th, 2007 at 12:54 am

    اهلينننننننننن٠†Ù†Ù†Ù†Ù†Ù†Ù†Ù†Ù†Ù†Ù†Ù†Ù†Ù†Ù †Ù†Ù†Ù†


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