http://www.neatorama.com/2007/09/21/burglar-fell-asleep-under-victims-bed/ The Neat Side of the Web Mon, 08 Sep 2008 16:34:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/09/21/burglar-fell-asleep-under-victims-bed/#comment-231125 Jess Sun, 23 Sep 2007 03:14:47 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/09/21/burglar-fell-asleep-under-victims-bed/#comment-231125 Like Goldilocks and the three bears. Like Goldilocks and the three bears.

]]> http://www.neatorama.com/2007/09/21/burglar-fell-asleep-under-victims-bed/#comment-230305 Alex Sat, 22 Sep 2007 04:39:08 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/09/21/burglar-fell-asleep-under-victims-bed/#comment-230305 Whoa! Crazy story, Diogenes! Whoa! Crazy story, Diogenes!

]]> http://www.neatorama.com/2007/09/21/burglar-fell-asleep-under-victims-bed/#comment-229968 Diogenes Sat, 22 Sep 2007 00:28:40 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/09/21/burglar-fell-asleep-under-victims-bed/#comment-229968 yeh righto. By the looks of him, he seems to have not slept for what? ..ever? TRUE STORY: I actually once discovered a burglar (boy oh boy- is that word getting to sound old fashion or what?!) one morning fast asleep in the downstairs living room on a "lazyboy" style chair. I gathered some friends next door and had them bring over sticks or pipes or whatever and (no its not what you think) I approached the guy with my own broom stick while my "friends" stayed further away. I made the motion and it began. Banging the walls and yelling and I banged the chair that the guy was still sleeping in. His eyes popped open and nearly popped out of his head. We ushered him outside. A steak knife from the kitchen was in his back pocket of which I grabed before he knew what was what. When outside and surrounded by us, he became very sorry and I felt pity, as he was obviously some homeless guy who had found the basement door opened the night before and wandered inside and upstairs and fell asleep. We let him go and he thanked us. A sad but true story. yeh righto. By the looks of him, he seems to have not slept for what? ..ever?
TRUE STORY: I actually once discovered a burglar (boy oh boy- is that word getting to sound old fashion or what?!) one morning fast asleep in the downstairs living room on a “lazyboy” style chair. I gathered some friends next door and had them bring over sticks or pipes or whatever and (no its not what you think) I approached the guy with my own broom stick while my “friends” stayed further away. I made the motion and it began. Banging the walls and yelling and I banged the chair that the guy was still sleeping in. His eyes popped open and nearly popped out of his head. We ushered him outside. A steak knife from the kitchen was in his back pocket of which I grabed before he knew what was what. When outside and surrounded by us, he became very sorry and I felt pity, as he was obviously some homeless guy who had found the basement door opened the night before and wandered inside and upstairs and fell asleep. We let him go and he thanked us. A sad but true story.

]]> http://www.neatorama.com/2007/09/21/burglar-fell-asleep-under-victims-bed/#comment-229741 Chris Fri, 21 Sep 2007 18:37:13 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/09/21/burglar-fell-asleep-under-victims-bed/#comment-229741 look at his eyelids! wow that's going to be a nice hangover! look at his eyelids! wow that’s going to be a nice hangover!

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