Comments on: Caption Monkey 9: Giant Pickle

By: Tom B

Tom B — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 19:12:29 +0000

I hope the house is empty when I get home.

By: Alex

Alex — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 07:59:19 +0000

This was really hard to pick – there were so many good ones!

I like this one that came from left field by Ben #19. Completely unexpected, but made me snort my milk! “Gumby was an ugly baby …”

Congratulations Ben!

By: e6c

e6c — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 09:36:23 +0000

Alexandra proudly shows off her prize for finishing second on Press Your Luck… a year supply of pickle!

By: e6c

e6c — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 09:34:09 +0000

…moments later Alexandra was disgusted when she learned that it was not a giant pickle, but really a stool sample left from the Jolly Green Giant.

By: Roadnate

Roadnate — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:49:21 +0000

The slayer of the Green Giant proudly held his tongue in triumph. The only place he will be serving his peas tonight will be in hell!

By: Amy

Amy — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 00:15:50 +0000

do I win?

By: Amy

Amy — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 21:49:54 +0000

Alexandra’s Life of Brine

By: david

david — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 03:51:05 +0000

we proudly present the NUKE-UMBER!

By: PaperCat

PaperCat — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 16:54:09 +0000

My friend like them big, but i like them HUGE!

By: Ed

Ed — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 16:24:00 +0000

My caption:
Pick “le Pickle”

By: Holly

Holly — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:14:10 +0000

Coy, Cynthia held her find proudly.

By: Holly

Holly — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:11:55 +0000

How would you feel if I looked at YOURS like that?

By: Holly

Holly — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:10:23 +0000

It IS big.

By: Holly

Holly — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:09:01 +0000

Yea, Hi.. I’m up here.

By: Bethany

Bethany — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 00:37:51 +0000

“Hey honey! Look what I bought! And even better, It was on SALE!!!”

By: sonic

sonic — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:48:51 +0000

fans of goatse.cx finally came up with the ultimate challenge…

By: jim

jim — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:48:48 +0000

One time,…….when I was at Pickle Festival…..

By: Linda

Linda — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 14:41:34 +0000

And I used to think that Otter’s “cucumber” was really big!!!!

By: chackokhan

chackokhan — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:48:04 +0000

“When Pickles Attack”
Missing. Last seen here…

By: chackokhan

chackokhan — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:46:45 +0000

Later that night, in Vegas…”Mom I think I’ve met my soulmate…”

By: chackokhan

chackokhan — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:28:46 +0000

There can only be ONE!!

By: chackokhan

chackokhan — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:24:42 +0000

That’s right…don’t look at me, look at the pickle…

By: chackokhan

chackokhan — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:20:15 +0000

I just need to concentrate, “It’s just a pickle…”

By: chackokhan

chackokhan — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:13:39 +0000

With a little work and Dillegence…

By: chackokhan

chackokhan — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:05:49 +0000

I’m dillighted to meet you!

By: chackokhan

chackokhan — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:04:19 +0000

I’m Pickled Tink!

By: e6c

e6c — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 07:17:08 +0000

Everything looks big at a primordial dwarfism convention

By: Nora

Nora — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 06:24:25 +0000

When Lorena found Mr Jolly Green sleeping with her sister, her anger knew no limits. Needless to say her plan for revenge involved huge pruning sheers and a trip to the state fair to pass something off as the worlds largest pickle. By the time the cops figured it all out, it would be too late to reattach.

And heck…she might win a prize.

By: Ben

Ben — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 05:10:07 +0000

Giant mutant pickle devours woman.

By: Ben

Ben — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 05:04:55 +0000

Lacking watermelons, young woman makes drunken pickle. Local fraternities intrigued.

By: scooter

scooter — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 05:03:01 +0000

“now that you told me your problem, lemme tell you about my big pickle”

By: Ben

Ben — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 05:01:12 +0000

‘There was significant shrinkage’ claims giant cucumber

By: Ben

Ben — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 04:58:51 +0000

Texas woman claims trailer hit by guacamole meteorite.

By: Gellner

Gellner — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 03:46:37 +0000

“Luckily, the doctors were able to remove it”

By: Jerrod

Jerrod — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 03:30:07 +0000

“Larry if it’s a boy; Lucy if it’s a girl. We’ll know for sure when the pod hatches.”

By: marvin

marvin — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 01:07:55 +0000

you call that a pickle?! THIS is a pickle.

By: Danny T

Danny T — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 22:54:30 +0000

READ ALL ABOUT IT: Godzilla attacks and eats the silly putty factory, part 1.

By: Mr. Clean

Mr. Clean — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 22:46:03 +0000

Just another reason to outlaw public breast feeding.

By: JEFF BAILIN

JEFF BAILIN — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 22:23:42 +0000

WHATS THE BIG DILL ?

By: Ian B

Ian B — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 21:05:16 +0000

And so the solution to world hunger was found, in pickle form.

By: Slappy

Slappy — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 21:03:47 +0000

“Honey? I want a divorce!”

By: Jen

Jen — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:30:54 +0000

The London Pickle finally has a worthy opponent.

By: Fumbata

Fumbata — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 19:39:23 +0000

“But… I don’t want a pickle. I just want to ride my motor…cycle.”

By: Kevin Hebbeler

Kevin Hebbeler — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 19:36:49 +0000

How a transvestite hides it.

By: Justin Consuegra

Justin Consuegra — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 19:36:18 +0000

I ain’t saying nothin, but that is one huge pickle.

By: Jud

Jud — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 19:23:12 +0000

I can’t wait to get home.

By: Ron

Ron — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 19:19:34 +0000

Last night, I went to bed with my husband; when I got up this morning, he was gone, and this was there…

By: JackD

JackD — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 19:15:59 +0000

Aw, isn’t that cuke!

By: dan deluca

dan deluca — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 19:09:52 +0000

Unknown to her loving husband, nine months earlier Joy had an affair with the pickleman. This is a rare appearance of Joy and her bouncing baby gherkin at the county fair.

By: jeff

jeff — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 18:33:19 +0000

Really – it’s no big dill.