Comments on: Caption Monkey 9: Giant Pickle

By: Tom B

Tom B — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 19:12:29 +0000

I hope the house is empty when I get home.

By: Alex

Alex — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 07:59:19 +0000

This was really hard to pick - there were so many good ones!

I like this one that came from left field by Ben #19. Completely unexpected, but made me snort my milk! "Gumby was an ugly baby ..."

Congratulations Ben!

By: e6c

e6c — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 09:36:23 +0000

Alexandra proudly shows off her prize for finishing second on Press Your Luck... a year supply of pickle!

By: e6c

e6c — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 09:34:09 +0000

...moments later Alexandra was disgusted when she learned that it was not a giant pickle, but really a stool sample left from the Jolly Green Giant.

By: Roadnate

Roadnate — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:49:21 +0000

The slayer of the Green Giant proudly held his tongue in triumph. The only place he will be serving his peas tonight will be in hell!

By: Amy

Amy — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 00:15:50 +0000

do I win?

By: Amy

Amy — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 21:49:54 +0000

Alexandra's Life of Brine

By: david

david — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 03:51:05 +0000

we proudly present the NUKE-UMBER!

By: PaperCat

PaperCat — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 16:54:09 +0000

My friend like them big, but i like them HUGE!

By: Ed

Ed — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 16:24:00 +0000

My caption:
Pick "le Pickle"

By: Holly

Holly — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:14:10 +0000

Coy, Cynthia held her find proudly.

By: Holly

Holly — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:11:55 +0000

How would you feel if I looked at YOURS like that?

By: Holly

Holly — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:10:23 +0000

It IS big.

By: Holly

Holly — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:09:01 +0000

Yea, Hi.. I'm up here.

By: Bethany

Bethany — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 00:37:51 +0000

"Hey honey! Look what I bought! And even better, It was on SALE!!!"

By: sonic

sonic — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:48:51 +0000

fans of goatse.cx finally came up with the ultimate challenge...

By: jim

jim — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:48:48 +0000

One time,.......when I was at Pickle Festival.....

By: Linda

Linda — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 14:41:34 +0000

And I used to think that Otter's "cucumber" was really big!!!!

By: chackokhan

chackokhan — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:48:04 +0000

"When Pickles Attack"
Missing. Last seen here...

By: chackokhan

chackokhan — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:46:45 +0000

Later that night, in Vegas..."Mom I think I've met my soulmate..."

By: chackokhan

chackokhan — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:28:46 +0000

There can only be ONE!!

By: chackokhan

chackokhan — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:24:42 +0000

That's right...don't look at me, look at the pickle...

By: chackokhan

chackokhan — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:20:15 +0000

I just need to concentrate, "It's just a pickle..."

By: chackokhan

chackokhan — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:13:39 +0000

With a little work and Dillegence...

By: chackokhan

chackokhan — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:05:49 +0000

I'm dillighted to meet you!

By: chackokhan

chackokhan — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:04:19 +0000

I'm Pickled Tink!

By: e6c

e6c — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 07:17:08 +0000

Everything looks big at a primordial dwarfism convention

By: Nora

Nora — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 06:24:25 +0000

When Lorena found Mr Jolly Green sleeping with her sister, her anger knew no limits. Needless to say her plan for revenge involved huge pruning sheers and a trip to the state fair to pass something off as the worlds largest pickle. By the time the cops figured it all out, it would be too late to reattach.

And heck...she might win a prize.

By: Ben

Ben — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 05:10:07 +0000

Giant mutant pickle devours woman.

By: Ben

Ben — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 05:04:55 +0000

Lacking watermelons, young woman makes drunken pickle. Local fraternities intrigued.