Caption Monkey 9: Giant Pickle

I carried a watermelon.

“mine’s bigger than yours”

Things are better for Alexandra, now that she is no longer in a pickle!

There is No way it will fit.

“Annie took her love for the big green giant a little TOO far that summer”

It’s not a pickle, it’s a whale turd.

Oh, my giant pickle? Well…I know what you’re thinking and I admit, some of it’s true.

My boyfriend keeps giving me the strangest looks. I don’t know why….

Ok, now we can go to the Dead Sea…

Gumby was an ugly baby…

“If you think this is big, you should see the burger I’m going to put this on!”

Stop trying to rationalize everything, will ya? Let’s face it, we have a mystery on our hands!

“As I’ve raised it from a gherkin, the Giant Pickle has played many important roles in my life, from suckling infant, to illuminative teacher, to secret lover…”

The first prize was finally hers, but little did she know it was a grimmer fate that which awaited her precious pickle: the prep table at the nearest McDonald’s.

“Tonight, on ‘Fear Factor’…”

Dear John,
I think we should see other people….
It’s not you….it’s……..
Sally

“This is SO not what I meant by ‘Hold the pickles’.”

Is that your pickle, or are you just happy to see me?

You mean those blue things weren’t fertilizer?

The real question is HOW is she going to smuggle this through airport screening??!!

I am living proof that using vegetables as adult toys is not without its consequences.

“My mom was right, I shouldn’t have married the Green Giant”

Really – it’s no big dill.

Aw, isn’t that cuke!

I can’t wait to get home.

How a transvestite hides it.

The London Pickle finally has a worthy opponent.

And so the solution to world hunger was found, in pickle form.

Just another reason to outlaw public breast feeding.

you call that a pickle?! THIS is a pickle.

“Luckily, the doctors were able to remove it”

‘There was significant shrinkage’ claims giant cucumber

Lacking watermelons, young woman makes drunken pickle. Local fraternities intrigued.

When Lorena found Mr Jolly Green sleeping with her sister, her anger knew no limits. Needless to say her plan for revenge involved huge pruning sheers and a trip to the state fair to pass something off as the worlds largest pickle. By the time the cops figured it all out, it would be too late to reattach.

And heck…she might win a prize.

I’m Pickled Tink!

With a little work and Dillegence…

That’s right…don’t look at me, look at the pickle…

Later that night, in Vegas…”Mom I think I’ve met my soulmate…”

And I used to think that Otter’s “cucumber” was really big!!!!

fans of goatse.cx finally came up with the ultimate challenge…

Yea, Hi.. I’m up here.

How would you feel if I looked at YOURS like that?

My caption:
Pick “le Pickle”

we proudly present the NUKE-UMBER!

do I win?

…moments later Alexandra was disgusted when she learned that it was not a giant pickle, but really a stool sample left from the Jolly Green Giant.