It's Popeil's Pocket Piranha! - Neatorama

You know how it is, you're strolling along the Amazon and meet the soul mate of your dreams, and you just happen to have a dozen long-stemmed roses but they need trimming before you can present your snazzy bouquet to him or her. And to your embarassment, your garden shears have turned up missing again! Well worry no longer, friend! This handy-dandy bloodthirsty fish trims your stems, slices, dices, and even makes tons of julienne fries!*

*Not responsible for severed digits or missing children. Offer void where prohibited by law. Close cover before striking. Push Play or go to YouTube. Found at FunnyAnimalVideos.Com. So there. Nyah.

your intro has too many details to be funny...it's not. i like the video though.

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Thiss is pretty cruel. Fish have feelings, too you know. Although this one rather seems to be blessed by teeth.

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Yeah their feelings consist of 1. I feel hungry and 2. I feel like getting it on. :)

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Unfortunately for the fish - they don't "get it on", they spawn.

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Neatorama should have a category called People Are Stupid for posts like this.

Oh and fish don't have feelings. Kurt Cobain said so.

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Hahaha! Who needs a scissor when you can just grab a piranha out of a nearby lake?

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