It's Popeil's Pocket Piranha!

You know how it is, you're strolling along the Amazon and meet the soul mate of your dreams, and you just happen to have a dozen long-stemmed roses but they need trimming before you can present your snazzy bouquet to him or her. And to your embarassment, your garden shears have turned up missing again! Well worry no longer, friend! This handy-dandy bloodthirsty fish trims your stems, slices, dices, and even makes tons of julienne fries!*

*Not responsible for severed digits or missing children. Offer void where prohibited by law. Close cover before striking. Push Play or go to YouTube. Found at FunnyAnimalVideos.Com. So there. Nyah.

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