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79 comments to "Caption Monkey 8: Swimming Cat"
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Guthrie
September 11th, 2007 at
3:22 am
Caption:
“OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!”
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mcmungle
September 11th, 2007 at
3:56 am
CAN I HAS LIFEJAKET?
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Dan
September 11th, 2007 at
4:45 am
now ive seen everything
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e6c
September 11th, 2007 at
4:57 am
There is nothing better than wet hairy pussy!
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Sean Wagoner
September 11th, 2007 at
5:18 am
You realize that your only setting the plates for the banquet that will be my revenge.
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gonz
September 11th, 2007 at
5:28 am
sure beats peeing in that box
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Dave
September 11th, 2007 at
5:30 am
As kitty breaks wind she worries that the bubbles will give her away
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pecet
September 11th, 2007 at
5:42 am
“INVISIBLE WATERBOAT”
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yayo
September 11th, 2007 at
5:49 am
Join the army, they said!
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e6c
September 11th, 2007 at
6:22 am
…they shouldn’t have played in my litter box.
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Mark
September 11th, 2007 at
6:26 am
I’ll be singing soprano after this little adventure!
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PeteRepeat
September 11th, 2007 at
6:27 am
“‘Doggie paddle’? HA! I can paddle twice as well as any DOG! …well, maybe not a poodle…”
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Sean
September 11th, 2007 at
6:28 am
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you…. I hate you…
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Holly
September 11th, 2007 at
6:29 am
jesus, why does she hate me so much?
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Nora
September 11th, 2007 at
6:41 am
Stage one: Kitty Submersive - complete.
Now all they had to do was finish the catnip torpedoes.
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quinnn
September 11th, 2007 at
6:48 am
You call this swimming? I call it escaping!
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MoniA
September 11th, 2007 at
7:35 am
Must swim! must swim! Is mean lady still watching?
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stephen
September 11th, 2007 at
7:48 am
Oh man, oh man, they’ll never believe it’s because the water is cold! IT’S SHRINKAGE, I TELL YOU! SHRINKAGE!
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Dave
September 11th, 2007 at
7:49 am
Just because eyes match lagoon does not mean wants to swim…
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MariV
September 11th, 2007 at
8:59 am
This is not happening… This is not happening!
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MariV
September 11th, 2007 at
9:00 am
Oh man, now I have to get my hair done again!
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Todd
September 11th, 2007 at
9:05 am
I’m so gonna pee on your bed when I get out of this!
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Justin
September 11th, 2007 at
9:24 am
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
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arvana
September 11th, 2007 at
10:00 am
I thought the same as mcmungle:
I CAN HAS LIFE JAKKET?
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jonstovall
September 11th, 2007 at
10:22 am
DO NOT WANT
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Klatuu
September 11th, 2007 at
10:47 am
Das Cute
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Dan
September 11th, 2007 at
11:05 am
“She’s trying to drown me! Again!”
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farty
September 11th, 2007 at
11:14 am
That bitch did it again! Where are the steps…?!?
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Seana
September 11th, 2007 at
11:24 am
Hey, how’d that cat get in here? Weird. Maybe I’ll do some yoga later.
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Josh
September 11th, 2007 at
11:29 am
Welcome to hell.
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John B
September 11th, 2007 at
11:30 am
She hast throwed me in the pool!
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Dutch
September 11th, 2007 at
11:40 am
Ahab looked on helplessly as the great white kitty evaded his grasp yet again.
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Doug C.
September 11th, 2007 at
11:43 am
Well, if my eyeballs pop out, at least they’ll stay wet.
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Iris
September 11th, 2007 at
11:57 am
Where’s the kittens?! Where’s the kittens!?! YOU MONSTER!!!
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Keeter
September 11th, 2007 at
12:05 pm
Gotta get outta here before Pool-slide dog shows up!
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CJ
September 11th, 2007 at
12:45 pm
Scribe: Invisible Jaws?
Cat: No. Is pool pee. -
Kate
September 11th, 2007 at
12:51 pm
Teaching a cat to swim? $327.
Teaching them to LIKE water? Priceless. -
Gellner
September 11th, 2007 at
1:09 pm
“can I has lifejacket?” Is the best one ever.
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Sean
September 11th, 2007 at
1:21 pm
“No sir, I don’t like it.”
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Ed
September 11th, 2007 at
1:26 pm
Scary woman + cold water = Scared kitty!
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bobby fisher
September 11th, 2007 at
1:31 pm
mary: ‘yeah, you better keep swimming!… next time you pee on my hair, you wont have a chance to swim’
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bobby fisher
September 11th, 2007 at
1:32 pm
‘gotta catch em all pokemon!’
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wolverine
September 11th, 2007 at
1:34 pm
(improper grammar + cat) does not equal (funny)
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bobby fisher
September 11th, 2007 at
1:38 pm
“cute animals like this are being tortured every day. please help this amputee cat by calling 1-800-stopcat now and making a donation immediately.
remember, you CAN make a difference. so why dont you pick up the phone now and do the right thing..” -
Lester
September 11th, 2007 at
1:59 pm
I don’t know what the hell that thing is floatin’ in the pool back there but I’m not hangin’ around to find out!
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Sanni
September 11th, 2007 at
2:24 pm
Waterproof eyeliner, don’t fail me now.
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unohav_1
September 11th, 2007 at
2:41 pm
Mary Scribe taught her cats to swim…by putting her German Shepard in the pool behind them.
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Sam
September 11th, 2007 at
2:50 pm
Must escape!! No more trying to steal bucket!
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Aerek
September 11th, 2007 at
3:13 pm
Nope, you’ll have to try again. The head still floats.
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farty
September 11th, 2007 at
4:47 pm
…forcing me to swim is not necessarily TEACHING me to swim…
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kati
September 11th, 2007 at
5:59 pm
Cobain’s original concept for Nirvana’s Nevermind originally featured his prize-winning cat, Snowflake.
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pridesax
September 11th, 2007 at
6:36 pm
Give’s a new meaning to water torture.
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Sean
September 11th, 2007 at
8:16 pm
Mary Scribe taught all of her surviving cats to swim!
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Sean
September 11th, 2007 at
8:22 pm
“Marco!”, she cries. “Psycho!”, responds Mittens.
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jazzk
September 11th, 2007 at
10:03 pm
I CAN HAS VISINE?
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jazzk
September 11th, 2007 at
10:07 pm
I can’t believe she peed in the pool.
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Chris
September 11th, 2007 at
10:15 pm
They told me there was fish, and all I can see is an old blue whale.
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Ash Whirtley
September 11th, 2007 at
11:09 pm
There’s nothing better than a wet pussy.
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Tracy
September 11th, 2007 at
11:32 pm
Junior’s taxidermy projects are starting to freak me out…
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tom
September 12th, 2007 at
4:03 am
“The single web search result that has caused the most disappointment for male browsers age 15 to 24.”
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ashley
September 12th, 2007 at
9:38 am
Is that a hairball in the filter???
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Robert Plant
September 12th, 2007 at
11:31 am
There’s a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold
And she’s buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came forWoe oh oh oh oh oh
And she’s buying a stairway to heavenThere’s a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
And you know sometimes words have two meanings
In a tree by the brook there’s a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgivenWoe oh oh oh oh oh
And she’s buying a stairway to heavenThere’s a feeling I get when I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who stand lookingWoe oh oh oh oh oh
And she’s buying a stairway to heavenAnd it’s whispered that soon, if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forest will echo with laughterAnd it makes me wonder
If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow
Don’t be alarmed now
It’s just a spring clean for the May QueenYes there are two paths you can go by
but in the long run
There’s still time to change the road you’re onYour head is humming and it won’t go in case you don’t know
The piper’s calling you to join him
Dear lady can’t you hear the wind blow and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering windAnd as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she’s buying a stairway to heavenThere’s a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold
And she’s buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came forAnd she’s buying a stairway to heaven, uh uh uh.
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ag
September 12th, 2007 at
11:43 am
This chlorine dispenser appears to be malfunctioning…
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Amanda
September 12th, 2007 at
2:09 pm
Mitsy didn’t know what to do when she saw the size of the goldfish that calls this bowl home.
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2headedmagpie
September 12th, 2007 at
6:30 pm
Damn, I wish she’d change my litter box.
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Mouthbreather
September 12th, 2007 at
9:54 pm
Scary wet pussy much?
… yes, rather. -
Teaboy
September 13th, 2007 at
6:22 am
This disturbing image, published for the first time, illustrates what drugs did to Brian Jones.
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Austin
September 13th, 2007 at
10:53 pm
Jesus Hax
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Andy
November 26th, 2007 at
9:45 am
“DO NOT WANT!”
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marhawkman
December 15th, 2007 at
5:27 pm
#1: Halp! needz life jacket!
#2: For throwing me in here I’m gonna…..
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polly
January 15th, 2008 at
10:39 pm
my cat jumpes in the shower with me at night time and loves it when my friends come over so she has more people to play with in the pool
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katie
February 3rd, 2008 at
5:14 pm
when i reach it to the steps i’ll kill you
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candd
March 28th, 2008 at
5:32 am
oh no im wet arghhhhhhh
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Tom98915
April 3rd, 2008 at
4:16 pm
OH my god! Look at the size of this bath tub! I’m gonna shrink!! MEOW!!
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Samantha
April 12th, 2008 at
12:54 am
“She made a warm spot!”
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lu
April 14th, 2008 at
8:29 pm
n phapiuhgupiah pogiuhaiuhgioua
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Jess
May 21st, 2008 at
1:19 am
all this for a tin of whiskas.
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Neyaz
May 22nd, 2008 at
9:26 am
I’m too cute to die!
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J Y
June 1st, 2008 at
5:06 pm
DO NOT TRY WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION…….
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