Caption Monkey 8: Swimming Cat

CAN I HAS LIFEJAKET?

There is nothing better than wet hairy pussy!

sure beats peeing in that box

“INVISIBLE WATERBOAT”

…they shouldn’t have played in my litter box.

“‘Doggie paddle’? HA! I can paddle twice as well as any DOG! …well, maybe not a poodle…”

jesus, why does she hate me so much?

You call this swimming? I call it escaping!

Oh man, oh man, they’ll never believe it’s because the water is cold! IT’S SHRINKAGE, I TELL YOU! SHRINKAGE!

This is not happening… This is not happening!

I’m so gonna pee on your bed when I get out of this!

I thought the same as mcmungle:

I CAN HAS LIFE JAKKET?

Das Cute

That bitch did it again! Where are the steps…?!?

Welcome to hell.

Ahab looked on helplessly as the great white kitty evaded his grasp yet again.

Where’s the kittens?! Where’s the kittens!?! YOU MONSTER!!!

Scribe: Invisible Jaws?
Cat: No. Is pool pee.

“can I has lifejacket?” Is the best one ever.

Scary woman + cold water = Scared kitty!

‘gotta catch em all pokemon!’

“cute animals like this are being tortured every day. please help this amputee cat by calling 1-800-stopcat now and making a donation immediately.
remember, you CAN make a difference. so why dont you pick up the phone now and do the right thing..”

Waterproof eyeliner, don’t fail me now.

Must escape!! No more trying to steal bucket!

…forcing me to swim is not necessarily TEACHING me to swim…

Give’s a new meaning to water torture.

“Marco!”, she cries. “Psycho!”, responds Mittens.

I can’t believe she peed in the pool.

There’s nothing better than a wet pussy.

“The single web search result that has caused the most disappointment for male browsers age 15 to 24.”

There’s a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold
And she’s buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she’s buying a stairway to heaven

There’s a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
And you know sometimes words have two meanings
In a tree by the brook there’s a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she’s buying a stairway to heaven

There’s a feeling I get when I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who stand looking

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she’s buying a stairway to heaven

And it’s whispered that soon, if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forest will echo with laughter

And it makes me wonder

If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow
Don’t be alarmed now
It’s just a spring clean for the May Queen

Yes there are two paths you can go by
but in the long run
There’s still time to change the road you’re on

Your head is humming and it won’t go in case you don’t know
The piper’s calling you to join him
Dear lady can’t you hear the wind blow and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she’s buying a stairway to heaven

There’s a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold
And she’s buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for

And she’s buying a stairway to heaven, uh uh uh.

Mitsy didn’t know what to do when she saw the size of the goldfish that calls this bowl home.

Scary wet pussy much?
… yes, rather.

Jesus Hax

#1: Halp! needz life jacket!

#2: For throwing me in here I’m gonna…..

when i reach it to the steps i’ll kill you

OH my god! Look at the size of this bath tub! I’m gonna shrink!! MEOW!!

n phapiuhgupiah pogiuhaiuhgioua

I’m too cute to die!