Hardcore Rollerblading

By Denita TwoDragons in Everything Else on Aug 21, 2007 at 9:43 pm

Heh. Standing upright on inlines is for wussies.

Of course, the wipeouts redefine the meaning of “road rash”, but still…


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  1. attilla
    Aug 21st, 2007 at 11:12 pm

    Double holy S***!!!!

  2. Dan
    Aug 21st, 2007 at 11:23 pm

    Yeah, what they said. I didn’t see a brake on that thing.
    Road rash can be dealt with. Hitting a guard rail or a solid wall head first would re-prioritize your life in a big hurry.

  3. G.G.
    Aug 21st, 2007 at 11:59 pm

    :)

    :|

    8|

    =80

    !!!!!!!!!

  4. Alex
    Aug 22nd, 2007 at 1:03 am

    Hahaha G.G.! Excellent use of emoticons…

    My first though was “why is that guys wearing Bender suit to rollerblade?” and why was it familiar?

    Then it hit me why it looked so familiar: we’ve featured Jean-Yves Blondeau or Rollerman before. Without the custom-made 31-wheel suit, he looked positively geeky!

    Excellent find, Denita!

  5. Denita TwoDragons
    Aug 22nd, 2007 at 1:15 am

    Thanks, Alex!

    When I first read your comment, I thought I’d committed the Deadly Sin Of Re-Posting. Thankfully I hadn’t–but you’re right, Jean-Yves looks like an underfed stork without his getup on!

    And G. G.: EMOTICONS FTW!! ;-)

    –TwoDragons

  6. Alex
    Aug 22nd, 2007 at 2:27 am

    Aw, there’s no such thing as the Deadly Sin of Re-Posting! I’ve posted duplicates many-a-times on Neatorama … :)

  7. bengk
    Aug 22nd, 2007 at 3:30 am

    i think there were brakes on that thing dan.
    if you listen close enough you could hear the squealing when he starts to turn in and sometimes you could see the brake trails.

    anyways pretty dam awesome…hope it becomes a sport soon it’d be amazing to see a race with everyone wearing one of these.

  8. Kristian
    Aug 22nd, 2007 at 7:19 am

    I suppose you could call those “brakes.” Essentially he turns some of the wheels sideways, like an ice skater. The trails are from him either digging part of his suit into the road or from the wheels turning sideways.

    I wasn’t sure how fast he was going until he caught and passed those motorcyclists.

    :-O

  9. Andrew32
    Aug 22nd, 2007 at 7:49 am

    Wow, there were SOOOOOOOOOOOO many time where he could have gotten killed.

  10. JavaFiend
    Aug 22nd, 2007 at 9:10 am

    At the enf when he pased the couple on the moterbike I wish I could have seen the faces (What the …)( did you see that?)

  11. Tom
    Aug 22nd, 2007 at 10:12 am

    is this in the olympics yet?

  12. Dave
    Aug 22nd, 2007 at 10:20 am

    For his next trick he’ll strap a rocket to his back & hit the freeways and deal with traffic.

  13. CheeseDuck
    Aug 22nd, 2007 at 1:17 pm

    He is just like a Transformer :D

  14. Chris
    Aug 22nd, 2007 at 2:22 pm

    Switzerland roads rule, yeah!

  15. Redboots
    Aug 23rd, 2007 at 5:39 pm

    bet the bastards will come up with some form of tax for that thig, just you wait!


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