Comments on: Caption Monkey 6: Walrus Presents a Car.

By: Bunk Strutts

Bunk Strutts — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 06:14:28 +0000

“‘You Walrus Hurt… the One You Lu–’ Okay stop! Jesus, guys! We just rehearsed it in G! Whatsa matter with you?”

By: WP

WP — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 02:46:41 +0000

It’s more flattering from the other side.

By: Will

Will — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 02:45:45 +0000

Is blue slimming?

By: JRT

JRT — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 02:44:25 +0000

If only it was half as gorgeous as me.

By: Will

Will — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 02:42:03 +0000

Does this make my ass look big?

By: Jenn

Jenn — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 02:40:03 +0000

I’m the only thing that can make this look better.

By: Cornification

Cornification — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 01:34:11 +0000

They are the Chinamen, I am the walrus, coo coo c’choo

By: Vanessa MacLean

Vanessa MacLean — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 21:31:39 +0000

“Darn it! I knew I shouldn’t have played around with that crazy glue!”

By: Sid Morrison

Sid Morrison — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 20:43:07 +0000

And a more-refined version:

“With only a flimsy plastic car to protect him from the gathering hungry natives, Chumley anxiously awaited the return of his friends Tennessee Tuxedo and Mr. Whoopee… Looks like this is the end… “

By: Sid Morrison

Sid Morrison — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 20:27:14 +0000

Gee, Tennessee… you and Mr. Whoopee aren’t going to leave me here, are you? I hear the Chinese will eat anything!

By: floyd landis

floyd landis — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 19:48:26 +0000

Does this thong make my ass look fat?

By: neato

neato — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 19:20:27 +0000

Click here for more pictures from the release party for Grand Theft Walrus II!

By: Chris

Chris — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 19:17:37 +0000

Argh typo!!!

Sorry I could NOT resist humping this car : it really looks like my wife!

By: Chris

Chris — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 19:17:00 +0000

Sorry I could resist humping this car : it really looks like my wife!

By: Andyduncan

Andyduncan — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 19:12:12 +0000

In what has become a long string of unsuccessful attempts by Chinese auto makers to capture a portion of the American market, Chery Automobiles today unveiled their newest small car using an 800 lb female walrus to demonstrate the relatively expansive interior, apparently unaware that most Americans find it insulting to be compared with the large sea-dwelling animal.

By: bengk

bengk — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 18:34:08 +0000

LMAO LOLLLLL
HAHAHHHA
JAN #12

By: geeko

geeko — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 18:11:27 +0000

“You can see here the Death Star orbiting the
forest Moon of Endor…uh…Are you sure this is the right information Mon Mothma?”

By: contraryMary

contraryMary — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 18:05:33 +0000

I be wurking car show to buy me new buhket!

By: Justin

Justin — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 17:59:36 +0000

I CAN HAZ BUCKIT SEATS?

By: KickItKitsune

KickItKitsune — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 17:56:46 +0000

“For being the offspring of a sea-cow and Dom DeLouise, Starla thought she’d done rather well for herself in the harsh, yet glamorous world of modeling.”

By: MH

MH — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 17:13:27 +0000

“Well, apparently, I’m eventually going to be driving this thing around…but if you want MY opinion, Trainer Ape-Lad is spending waaay too much time trying to teach me how to tie my own apron. I mean, really, you should see my finger dexterity scores…he needs to let it go.”

By: tinkyboy

tinkyboy — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 17:03:34 +0000

I can haz bucket seatz

By: farty

farty — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 16:53:26 +0000

( … aw man this walrus suit is hot…)

By: OM

OM — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 16:32:00 +0000

Known for its harsh stance on parking violations, the Singapore motor vehicle division introduces its controversial new wheel immobilizing system.

By: lucy

lucy — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 16:24:45 +0000

Phoebe valiantly tried to laugh off her failed attempt at kicking the tires.

By: stan

stan — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 16:14:58 +0000

Anyone have a problem with me parking this right here? I didn’t think so.

By: sho

sho — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 16:04:21 +0000

We said spokesmodel, not spokeswaddle.

By: sho

sho — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 15:55:44 +0000

You can’t see it, but her apron actually says, “I’d rather be endangered”.

By: Yum-Yum

Yum-Yum — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 15:54:34 +0000

Despite him winning the grand prize, Mr. Walrus sadly can’t fit inside the car.

By: socrates

socrates — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 15:52:54 +0000

Willa hoped that drawing attention to the shiny paintjob would divert attention away from the fact that she was utterly naked underneath her apron.

By: debbie

debbie — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 15:50:15 +0000

We’ve secretly replaced these Chinese’ beloved Giant Panda with the ugliest creature we could find. Let’s see if they notice!

By: gamzu

gamzu — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 15:42:09 +0000

Emerging economies are still having a hard time with the concept of the “booth babe”

By: hooptycritter

hooptycritter — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 15:40:55 +0000

In China transvestite walruses have to drive to a special place to get their buckets.

By: debbie

debbie — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 15:39:25 +0000

Dalian having cheaped out on everything else, it was no surprise to anyone that the “rotating platform” was a bit on the slow side.

By: mike

mike — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 15:35:33 +0000

Wallace just didn’t have the heart to tell his parents that, unlike all the other kids, he’d just wanted a Bass-O-Matic 2000 for his birthday.

By: Jules

Jules — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 15:31:36 +0000

Goldflipper pushes the car into the unsuspecting crowd in order to craft his get away.

By: stan

stan — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 15:29:23 +0000

Really?? It’s really mine?! Oh man, you guys are the best trainers a Sea World act could ever ask for!”

By: Socrates

Socrates — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 15:27:32 +0000

“I’ll take it, as long as you throw in summa dat Turtle Wax. I haven’t eaten a thing all day.”

By: Lucy

Lucy — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 15:10:51 +0000

Wilma was furious. Her agent at Barbizon had told her to dress for a barbeque sales convention, not a bloody car show.

By: gg

gg — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 15:06:39 +0000

“Excuse me, sir? What kind of fathom-per-gallon does this thing get?”

By: shoutycrackers

shoutycrackers — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 14:50:59 +0000

“Oh man, The Carpenter is going to FLIP when he hears about the oyster cargo hold on this puppy!”

By: e

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 14:44:50 +0000

“The time has come,” the Walrus said,
“To talk of many things:
Of hubsâ€”and capsâ€”and Turtle waxâ€”
Of carburatorsâ€”and ringsâ€”
And why the seat is leatheretteâ€”
And whether shocks have springs.”

By: liz

liz — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 14:38:38 +0000

“Hey, does the narwhal horn gearshift come standard on this model?”

By: Big Daddy

Big Daddy — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 14:36:11 +0000

Hey, I just washed this thing for the third time! If those damn pigeons fly by here one more time, they’re gonna be lunch!

By: lovebug

lovebug — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 14:35:55 +0000

Tusky tried desperately to ignore the voice whispering “sellout!” in his head–he had a family to consider, after all. Those Corvette dreams were as distant as his days trolling for hot cows in Puget Sound…

By: Nathan Simpson

Nathan Simpson — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 14:34:36 +0000

Britney Spears just keeps getting uglier.

By: deb

deb — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 14:29:58 +0000

“Well, I really love it, but do you think I’ll get a lot of ‘The Walrus and the CARpenter’ jokes? Maybe I should look at SUVs…”

By: Debbie

Debbie — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 14:24:28 +0000

LOL! @ #1…..

LOVIN it!!!

By: grumpgirl

grumpgirl — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 14:19:59 +0000

“Hey, uh, salesguy? How many ‘a doze dancin’, singin’, surfin’ penguins you tink I could, ya know, ‘take out’ wit dis here roadster, heh?”

By: D

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 14:15:57 +0000

Much as he’d wanted another convertible, Bill’s dermatologist had strictly forbidden it.