Comments on: Caption Monkey 6: Walrus Presents a Car. http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/ The Neat Side of the Web Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:27:06 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Bunk Strutts http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/comment-page-2/#comment-193917 Bunk Strutts Wed, 22 Aug 2007 06:14:28 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/#comment-193917 "'You Walrus Hurt... the One You Lu--' Okay stop! Jesus, guys! We just rehearsed it in G! Whatsa matter with you?" "'You Walrus Hurt... the One You Lu--' Okay stop! Jesus, guys! We just rehearsed it in G! Whatsa matter with you?"

]]> By: WP http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/comment-page-2/#comment-193751 WP Wed, 22 Aug 2007 02:46:41 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/#comment-193751 It's more flattering from the other side. It's more flattering from the other side.

]]> By: Will http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/comment-page-2/#comment-193749 Will Wed, 22 Aug 2007 02:45:45 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/#comment-193749 Is blue slimming? Is blue slimming?

]]> By: JRT http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/comment-page-2/#comment-193748 JRT Wed, 22 Aug 2007 02:44:25 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/#comment-193748 If only it was half as gorgeous as me. If only it was half as gorgeous as me.

]]> By: Will http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/comment-page-2/#comment-193744 Will Wed, 22 Aug 2007 02:42:03 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/#comment-193744 Does this make my ass look big? Does this make my ass look big?

]]> By: Jenn http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/comment-page-2/#comment-193742 Jenn Wed, 22 Aug 2007 02:40:03 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/#comment-193742 I'm the only thing that can make this look better. I'm the only thing that can make this look better.

]]> By: Cornification http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/comment-page-2/#comment-193688 Cornification Wed, 22 Aug 2007 01:34:11 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/#comment-193688 They are the Chinamen, I am the walrus, coo coo c'choo They are the Chinamen, I am the walrus, coo coo c'choo

]]> By: Vanessa MacLean http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/comment-page-2/#comment-193468 Vanessa MacLean Tue, 21 Aug 2007 21:31:39 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/#comment-193468 "Darn it! I knew I shouldn't have played around with that crazy glue!" "Darn it! I knew I shouldn't have played around with that crazy glue!"

]]> By: Sid Morrison http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/comment-page-2/#comment-193442 Sid Morrison Tue, 21 Aug 2007 20:43:07 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/#comment-193442 And a more-refined version: "With only a flimsy plastic car to protect him from the gathering hungry natives, Chumley anxiously awaited the return of his friends Tennessee Tuxedo and Mr. Whoopee... Looks like this is the end... " And a more-refined version:

"With only a flimsy plastic car to protect him from the gathering hungry natives, Chumley anxiously awaited the return of his friends Tennessee Tuxedo and Mr. Whoopee... Looks like this is the end... "

]]> By: Sid Morrison http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/comment-page-2/#comment-193432 Sid Morrison Tue, 21 Aug 2007 20:27:14 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/#comment-193432 Gee, Tennessee... you and Mr. Whoopee aren't going to leave me here, are you? I hear the Chinese will eat anything! Gee, Tennessee... you and Mr. Whoopee aren't going to leave me here, are you? I hear the Chinese will eat anything!

]]> By: floyd landis http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/comment-page-2/#comment-193407 floyd landis Tue, 21 Aug 2007 19:48:26 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/#comment-193407 Does this thong make my ass look fat? Does this thong make my ass look fat?

]]> By: neato http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/comment-page-2/#comment-193392 neato Tue, 21 Aug 2007 19:20:27 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/#comment-193392 Click here for more pictures from the release party for Grand Theft Walrus II! Click here for more pictures from the release party for Grand Theft Walrus II!

]]> By: Chris http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/comment-page-2/#comment-193390 Chris Tue, 21 Aug 2007 19:17:37 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/#comment-193390 Argh typo!!! Sorry I could NOT resist humping this car : it really looks like my wife! Argh typo!!!

Sorry I could NOT resist humping this car : it really looks like my wife!

]]> By: Chris http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/comment-page-2/#comment-193389 Chris Tue, 21 Aug 2007 19:17:00 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/#comment-193389 Sorry I could resist humping this car : it really looks like my wife! Sorry I could resist humping this car : it really looks like my wife!

]]> By: Andyduncan http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/comment-page-2/#comment-193384 Andyduncan Tue, 21 Aug 2007 19:12:12 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/#comment-193384 In what has become a long string of unsuccessful attempts by Chinese auto makers to capture a portion of the American market, Chery Automobiles today unveiled their newest small car using an 800 lb female walrus to demonstrate the relatively expansive interior, apparently unaware that most Americans find it insulting to be compared with the large sea-dwelling animal. In what has become a long string of unsuccessful attempts by Chinese auto makers to capture a portion of the American market, Chery Automobiles today unveiled their newest small car using an 800 lb female walrus to demonstrate the relatively expansive interior, apparently unaware that most Americans find it insulting to be compared with the large sea-dwelling animal.

]]> By: bengk http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/comment-page-2/#comment-193346 bengk Tue, 21 Aug 2007 18:34:08 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/#comment-193346 LMAO LOLLLLL HAHAHHHA JAN #12 LMAO LOLLLLL
HAHAHHHA
JAN #12

]]> By: geeko http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/comment-page-2/#comment-193261 geeko Tue, 21 Aug 2007 18:11:27 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/#comment-193261 "You can see here the Death Star orbiting the forest Moon of Endor...uh...Are you sure this is the right information Mon Mothma?" "You can see here the Death Star orbiting the
forest Moon of Endor...uh...Are you sure this is the right information Mon Mothma?"

]]> By: contraryMary http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/comment-page-2/#comment-193252 contraryMary Tue, 21 Aug 2007 18:05:33 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/#comment-193252 I be wurking car show to buy me new buhket! I be wurking car show to buy me new buhket!

]]> By: Justin http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/comment-page-2/#comment-193247 Justin Tue, 21 Aug 2007 17:59:36 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/#comment-193247 I CAN HAZ BUCKIT SEATS? I CAN HAZ BUCKIT SEATS?

]]> By: KickItKitsune http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/comment-page-2/#comment-193242 KickItKitsune Tue, 21 Aug 2007 17:56:46 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/#comment-193242 "For being the offspring of a sea-cow and Dom DeLouise, Starla thought she'd done rather well for herself in the harsh, yet glamorous world of modeling." "For being the offspring of a sea-cow and Dom DeLouise, Starla thought she'd done rather well for herself in the harsh, yet glamorous world of modeling."

]]> By: MH http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/comment-page-2/#comment-193200 MH Tue, 21 Aug 2007 17:13:27 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/#comment-193200 "Well, apparently, I'm eventually going to be driving this thing around...but if you want MY opinion, Trainer Ape-Lad is spending waaay too much time trying to teach me how to tie my own apron. I mean, really, you should see my finger dexterity scores...he needs to let it go." "Well, apparently, I'm eventually going to be driving this thing around...but if you want MY opinion, Trainer Ape-Lad is spending waaay too much time trying to teach me how to tie my own apron. I mean, really, you should see my finger dexterity scores...he needs to let it go."

]]> By: tinkyboy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/comment-page-2/#comment-193187 tinkyboy Tue, 21 Aug 2007 17:03:34 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/#comment-193187 I can haz bucket seatz I can haz bucket seatz

]]> By: farty http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/comment-page-2/#comment-193177 farty Tue, 21 Aug 2007 16:53:26 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/#comment-193177 ( ... aw man this walrus suit is hot...) ( ... aw man this walrus suit is hot...)

]]> By: OM http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/comment-page-2/#comment-193168 OM Tue, 21 Aug 2007 16:32:00 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/#comment-193168 Known for its harsh stance on parking violations, the Singapore motor vehicle division introduces its controversial new wheel immobilizing system. Known for its harsh stance on parking violations, the Singapore motor vehicle division introduces its controversial new wheel immobilizing system.

]]> By: lucy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/comment-page-2/#comment-193164 lucy Tue, 21 Aug 2007 16:24:45 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/#comment-193164 Phoebe valiantly tried to laugh off her failed attempt at kicking the tires. Phoebe valiantly tried to laugh off her failed attempt at kicking the tires.

]]> By: stan http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/comment-page-2/#comment-193159 stan Tue, 21 Aug 2007 16:14:58 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/#comment-193159 Anyone have a problem with me parking this right here? I didn't think so. Anyone have a problem with me parking this right here? I didn't think so.

]]> By: sho http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/comment-page-2/#comment-193152 sho Tue, 21 Aug 2007 16:04:21 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/#comment-193152 We said spokesmodel, not spokeswaddle. We said spokesmodel, not spokeswaddle.

]]> By: sho http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/comment-page-2/#comment-193144 sho Tue, 21 Aug 2007 15:55:44 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/#comment-193144 You can't see it, but her apron actually says, "I'd rather be endangered". You can't see it, but her apron actually says, "I'd rather be endangered".

]]> By: Yum-Yum http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/comment-page-1/#comment-193142 Yum-Yum Tue, 21 Aug 2007 15:54:34 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/#comment-193142 Despite him winning the grand prize, Mr. Walrus sadly can't fit inside the car. Despite him winning the grand prize, Mr. Walrus sadly can't fit inside the car.

]]> By: socrates http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/comment-page-1/#comment-193141 socrates Tue, 21 Aug 2007 15:52:54 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/21/caption-monkey-6-walrus-presents-a-car/#comment-193141 Willa hoped that drawing attention to the shiny paintjob would divert attention away from the fact that she was utterly naked underneath her apron. Willa hoped that drawing attention to the shiny paintjob would divert attention away from the fact that she was utterly naked underneath her apron.

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