Caption Monkey 6: Walrus Presents a Car.

Iz haz nise blu caar, fur shinny nu buket!

A CAR FO MAH BUCKIT

Rosie O’Donnell was then banned to China to compete in lesbian sumo for all eternity. Here she is winning a car!

The looks on the crowd’s faces made it clear to Fran that society would never accept their love.

iz havy.

HAS BUKKET SEATS!!!!

Dude check it out, that model next to the car has a mustache…

Jan FTW

Although he couldn’t take his flappers off it, Wally just couldn’t bear to look at the price tag.

I haz a lemon!

“seal” the deal on this sweet ride! (okay I know it’s not actually seal but that was the first thing that came to mind

Wally could hardly wait to call up his friend Toonces and set up a drag race.

Geeze, hookers aren’t what they use to be.

Proving the stories of “supermammalian” strength true, Wanda stunned the crowd by lifting a two-ton car to save the helpless halibut pinned underneath.

“Hey, uh, salesguy? How many ‘a doze dancin’, singin’, surfin’ penguins you tink I could, ya know, ‘take out’ wit dis here roadster, heh?”

“Well, I really love it, but do you think I’ll get a lot of ‘The Walrus and the CARpenter’ jokes? Maybe I should look at SUVs…”

Tusky tried desperately to ignore the voice whispering “sellout!” in his head–he had a family to consider, after all. Those Corvette dreams were as distant as his days trolling for hot cows in Puget Sound…

“Hey, does the narwhal horn gearshift come standard on this model?”

“Oh man, The Carpenter is going to FLIP when he hears about the oyster cargo hold on this puppy!”

Wilma was furious. Her agent at Barbizon had told her to dress for a barbeque sales convention, not a bloody car show.

Really?? It’s really mine?! Oh man, you guys are the best trainers a Sea World act could ever ask for!”

Wallace just didn’t have the heart to tell his parents that, unlike all the other kids, he’d just wanted a Bass-O-Matic 2000 for his birthday.

In China transvestite walruses have to drive to a special place to get their buckets.

We’ve secretly replaced these Chinese’ beloved Giant Panda with the ugliest creature we could find. Let’s see if they notice!

Despite him winning the grand prize, Mr. Walrus sadly can’t fit inside the car.

We said spokesmodel, not spokeswaddle.

Phoebe valiantly tried to laugh off her failed attempt at kicking the tires.

( … aw man this walrus suit is hot…)

“Well, apparently, I’m eventually going to be driving this thing around…but if you want MY opinion, Trainer Ape-Lad is spending waaay too much time trying to teach me how to tie my own apron. I mean, really, you should see my finger dexterity scores…he needs to let it go.”

I CAN HAZ BUCKIT SEATS?

“You can see here the Death Star orbiting the
forest Moon of Endor…uh…Are you sure this is the right information Mon Mothma?”

In what has become a long string of unsuccessful attempts by Chinese auto makers to capture a portion of the American market, Chery Automobiles today unveiled their newest small car using an 800 lb female walrus to demonstrate the relatively expansive interior, apparently unaware that most Americans find it insulting to be compared with the large sea-dwelling animal.

Argh typo!!!

Sorry I could NOT resist humping this car : it really looks like my wife!

Does this thong make my ass look fat?

And a more-refined version:

“With only a flimsy plastic car to protect him from the gathering hungry natives, Chumley anxiously awaited the return of his friends Tennessee Tuxedo and Mr. Whoopee… Looks like this is the end… “

They are the Chinamen, I am the walrus, coo coo c’choo

Does this make my ass look big?

Is blue slimming?

“‘You Walrus Hurt… the One You Lu–’ Okay stop! Jesus, guys! We just rehearsed it in G! Whatsa matter with you?”