Caption Monkey 6: Walrus Presents a Car.

1. samson
   August 21st, 2007 at 1:35 am

   Iz Nice, thx
   but iz not mah bucket

2. MichiganJFrog
   August 21st, 2007 at 1:42 am

   Iz haz nise blu caar, fur shinny nu buket!

3. Jake D.
   August 21st, 2007 at 1:45 am

   Even after numerous cosmetic surgeries, Joan Rivers was reduced to being a hostess at a car show.

4. Ralph Woods
   August 21st, 2007 at 1:48 am

   A CAR FO MAH BUCKIT

5. yeah
   August 21st, 2007 at 1:58 am

   "look at the funny silly asians doing things white people wouldn't dream of doing! look honey! look at all the silly asians! silly! do they have color in their televisions yet? silly silly asians!"

6. Brian MacAdam
   August 21st, 2007 at 2:08 am

   Rosie O'Donnell was then banned to China to compete in lesbian sumo for all eternity. Here she is winning a car!

7. Ai
   August 21st, 2007 at 2:15 am

   Why you bribe me with car? I just want mah buckit!

8. peflnoek
   August 21st, 2007 at 2:17 am

   The looks on the crowd's faces made it clear to Fran that society would never accept their love.

9. RasmusJ
   August 21st, 2007 at 3:39 am

   As this cruel, cruel world would have it, the costume designer was later fired.

10. codazzo
    August 21st, 2007 at 5:05 am

    iz havy.

11. kerozene
    August 21st, 2007 at 5:10 am

    surz, I haf come for mah bucket. I haf carpooled, so plz hurry.

12. Jan
    August 21st, 2007 at 5:12 am

    HAS BUKKET SEATS!!!!

13. Mark
    August 21st, 2007 at 6:14 am

    These "be the last one without removing your hands from the car" contest are so simple with flippers!

14. gnoble
    August 21st, 2007 at 7:07 am

    Dude check it out, that model next to the car has a mustache...

15. Camilla
    August 21st, 2007 at 7:07 am

    Praize 4 returnin' mah bukkit!

16. TC Byrd
    August 21st, 2007 at 7:17 am

    Jan FTW

17. Jennifer
    August 21st, 2007 at 7:42 am

    Dailan soon realized that their choice for promotional models for the car show was slim.

18. Rebecka
    August 21st, 2007 at 7:44 am

    Although he couldn't take his flappers off it, Wally just couldn't bear to look at the price tag.

19. Dave
    August 21st, 2007 at 7:51 am

    i haz no idea why im wairing dis apron

20. Joe
    August 21st, 2007 at 8:23 am

    I haz a lemon!

21. MariV
    August 21st, 2007 at 8:40 am

    Hurry with the keys, honey... all these people are starting to freak me out!

22. MoniA
    August 21st, 2007 at 8:41 am

    "seal" the deal on this sweet ride! (okay I know it's not actually seal but that was the first thing that came to mind

23. Jenna
    August 21st, 2007 at 8:45 am

    dmnit Jan, thats what I came on to say
    *sigh*

24. Hopscotch
    August 21st, 2007 at 8:54 am

    Wally could hardly wait to call up his friend Toonces and set up a drag race.

25. Debbie
    August 21st, 2007 at 9:04 am

    On his 16th birthday, Winchester tried hard to mask his disappointment at not getting a Bass-O-Matic 2000.

26. Ben
    August 21st, 2007 at 9:06 am

    Geeze, hookers aren't what they use to be.

27. Jae
    August 21st, 2007 at 9:10 am

    Wilford Brimley, suffering from hypoglycemic shock, wanders in drag into Japanese car show. Quoth the Brimley: "It's the right thing to do".

28. Elizabeth
    August 21st, 2007 at 9:10 am

    Proving the stories of "supermammalian" strength true, Wanda stunned the crowd by lifting a two-ton car to save the helpless halibut pinned underneath.

29. D
    August 21st, 2007 at 9:15 am

    Much as he'd wanted another convertible, Bill's dermatologist had strictly forbidden it.

30. grumpgirl
    August 21st, 2007 at 9:19 am

    "Hey, uh, salesguy? How many 'a doze dancin', singin', surfin' penguins you tink I could, ya know, 'take out' wit dis here roadster, heh?"

31. Debbie
    August 21st, 2007 at 9:24 am

    LOL! @ #1.....

    LOVIN it!!!

32. deb
    August 21st, 2007 at 9:29 am

    "Well, I really love it, but do you think I'll get a lot of 'The Walrus and the CARpenter' jokes? Maybe I should look at SUVs..."

33. Nathan Simpson
    August 21st, 2007 at 9:34 am

    Britney Spears just keeps getting uglier.

34. lovebug
    August 21st, 2007 at 9:35 am

    Tusky tried desperately to ignore the voice whispering "sellout!" in his head--he had a family to consider, after all. Those Corvette dreams were as distant as his days trolling for hot cows in Puget Sound...

35. Big Daddy
    August 21st, 2007 at 9:36 am

    Hey, I just washed this thing for the third time! If those damn pigeons fly by here one more time, they're gonna be lunch!

36. liz
    August 21st, 2007 at 9:38 am

    "Hey, does the narwhal horn gearshift come standard on this model?"

37. e
    August 21st, 2007 at 9:44 am

    "The time has come," the Walrus said,
    "To talk of many things:
    Of hubs—and caps—and Turtle wax—
    Of carburators—and rings—
    And why the seat is leatherette—
    And whether shocks have springs."

38. shoutycrackers
    August 21st, 2007 at 9:50 am

    "Oh man, The Carpenter is going to FLIP when he hears about the oyster cargo hold on this puppy!"

39. gg
    August 21st, 2007 at 10:06 am

    "Excuse me, sir? What kind of fathom-per-gallon does this thing get?"

40. Lucy
    August 21st, 2007 at 10:10 am

    Wilma was furious. Her agent at Barbizon had told her to dress for a barbeque sales convention, not a bloody car show.

41. Socrates
    August 21st, 2007 at 10:27 am

    "I'll take it, as long as you throw in summa dat Turtle Wax. I haven't eaten a thing all day."

42. stan
    August 21st, 2007 at 10:29 am

    Really?? It's really mine?! Oh man, you guys are the best trainers a Sea World act could ever ask for!"

43. Jules
    August 21st, 2007 at 10:31 am

    Goldflipper pushes the car into the unsuspecting crowd in order to craft his get away.

44. mike
    August 21st, 2007 at 10:35 am

    Wallace just didn't have the heart to tell his parents that, unlike all the other kids, he'd just wanted a Bass-O-Matic 2000 for his birthday.

45. debbie
    August 21st, 2007 at 10:39 am

    Dalian having cheaped out on everything else, it was no surprise to anyone that the "rotating platform" was a bit on the slow side.

46. hooptycritter
    August 21st, 2007 at 10:40 am

    In China transvestite walruses have to drive to a special place to get their buckets.

47. gamzu
    August 21st, 2007 at 10:42 am

    Emerging economies are still having a hard time with the concept of the "booth babe"

48. debbie
    August 21st, 2007 at 10:50 am

    We've secretly replaced these Chinese' beloved Giant Panda with the ugliest creature we could find. Let's see if they notice!

49. socrates
    August 21st, 2007 at 10:52 am

    Willa hoped that drawing attention to the shiny paintjob would divert attention away from the fact that she was utterly naked underneath her apron.

50. Yum-Yum
    August 21st, 2007 at 10:54 am

    Despite him winning the grand prize, Mr. Walrus sadly can't fit inside the car.

51. sho
    August 21st, 2007 at 10:55 am

    You can't see it, but her apron actually says, "I'd rather be endangered".

52. sho
    August 21st, 2007 at 11:04 am

    We said spokesmodel, not spokeswaddle.

53. stan
    August 21st, 2007 at 11:14 am

    Anyone have a problem with me parking this right here? I didn't think so.

54. lucy
    August 21st, 2007 at 11:24 am

    Phoebe valiantly tried to laugh off her failed attempt at kicking the tires.

55. OM
    August 21st, 2007 at 11:32 am

    Known for its harsh stance on parking violations, the Singapore motor vehicle division introduces its controversial new wheel immobilizing system.

56. farty
    August 21st, 2007 at 11:53 am

    ( ... aw man this walrus suit is hot...)

57. tinkyboy
    August 21st, 2007 at 12:03 pm

    I can haz bucket seatz

58. MH
    August 21st, 2007 at 12:13 pm

    "Well, apparently, I'm eventually going to be driving this thing around...but if you want MY opinion, Trainer Ape-Lad is spending waaay too much time trying to teach me how to tie my own apron. I mean, really, you should see my finger dexterity scores...he needs to let it go."

59. KickItKitsune
    August 21st, 2007 at 12:56 pm

    "For being the offspring of a sea-cow and Dom DeLouise, Starla thought she'd done rather well for herself in the harsh, yet glamorous world of modeling."

60. Justin
    August 21st, 2007 at 12:59 pm

    I CAN HAZ BUCKIT SEATS?

61. contraryMary
    August 21st, 2007 at 1:05 pm

    I be wurking car show to buy me new buhket!

62. geeko
    August 21st, 2007 at 1:11 pm

    "You can see here the Death Star orbiting the
    forest Moon of Endor...uh...Are you sure this is the right information Mon Mothma?"

63. bengk
    August 21st, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    LMAO LOLLLLL
    HAHAHHHA
    JAN #12

64. Andyduncan
    August 21st, 2007 at 2:12 pm

    In what has become a long string of unsuccessful attempts by Chinese auto makers to capture a portion of the American market, Chery Automobiles today unveiled their newest small car using an 800 lb female walrus to demonstrate the relatively expansive interior, apparently unaware that most Americans find it insulting to be compared with the large sea-dwelling animal.

65. Chris
    August 21st, 2007 at 2:17 pm

    Sorry I could resist humping this car : it really looks like my wife!

66. Chris
    August 21st, 2007 at 2:17 pm

    Argh typo!!!

    Sorry I could NOT resist humping this car : it really looks like my wife!

67. neato
    August 21st, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    Click here for more pictures from the release party for Grand Theft Walrus II!

68. floyd landis
    August 21st, 2007 at 2:48 pm

    Does this thong make my ass look fat?

69. Sid Morrison
    August 21st, 2007 at 3:27 pm

    Gee, Tennessee... you and Mr. Whoopee aren't going to leave me here, are you? I hear the Chinese will eat anything!

70. Sid Morrison
    August 21st, 2007 at 3:43 pm

    And a more-refined version:

    "With only a flimsy plastic car to protect him from the gathering hungry natives, Chumley anxiously awaited the return of his friends Tennessee Tuxedo and Mr. Whoopee... Looks like this is the end... "

71. Vanessa MacLean
    August 21st, 2007 at 4:31 pm

    "Darn it! I knew I shouldn't have played around with that crazy glue!"

72. Cornification
    August 21st, 2007 at 8:34 pm

    They are the Chinamen, I am the walrus, coo coo c'choo

73. Jenn
    August 21st, 2007 at 9:40 pm

    I'm the only thing that can make this look better.

74. Will
    August 21st, 2007 at 9:42 pm

    Does this make my ass look big?

75. JRT
    August 21st, 2007 at 9:44 pm

    If only it was half as gorgeous as me.

76. Will
    August 21st, 2007 at 9:45 pm

    Is blue slimming?

77. WP
    August 21st, 2007 at 9:46 pm

    It's more flattering from the other side.

78. Bunk Strutts
    August 22nd, 2007 at 1:14 am

    "'You Walrus Hurt... the One You Lu--' Okay stop! Jesus, guys! We just rehearsed it in G! Whatsa matter with you?"

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