Caption Monkey 5: Sumo!

Posted by Alex in Caption Monkey, Pictures on August 14, 2007 at 4:29 am


It’s time for another Neatorama’s Caption Monkey game! Funniest caption wins a Free Monkey Drawing by Ape Lad of Hobotopia.

Rules are simple: one caption per comment, you can submit as many as you’d like. You can also vote for your favorite comment (no, not your own).

Funniest caption will receive a free monkey drawing - you name the monkey and Ape Lad will draw it for you - if you don’t win, but still want a monkey or other critters, you can buy one directly from Ape Lad (worth the money!)

Update 8/16/07: Congratulations to Sky #1 for the winning comment:

He never knew after 6 years of schooling he would be working farts out of sumo wrestlers.



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92 comments to "Caption Monkey 5: Sumo!"

  1. Sky
    August 14th, 2007 at 4:49 am

    He never knew after 6 years of schooling he would be working farts out of sumo wrestlers.

  2. Alexander Fear
    August 14th, 2007 at 4:54 am

    Before David met Goliath, David’s half-brother Dwight had tried unsuccessfully to fell the giant…

  3. Niel
    August 14th, 2007 at 4:54 am

    Jep, it´s still there.

  4. stewart
    August 14th, 2007 at 4:56 am

    “yep now i can see why you are unable to have sex. its not the fat you have a small tinkle winkle.”

  5. Paul
    August 14th, 2007 at 5:10 am

    “I think sir will find that the next size up is more comfortable”

  6. Tom
    August 14th, 2007 at 5:25 am

    Apparently, Sumo wrestlers are facing the same problems as the Catholic Church…

  7. e6c
    August 14th, 2007 at 5:45 am

    Barry Bond’s Angel and Devil. Guess which one was for steroid use.

  8. e6c
    August 14th, 2007 at 5:55 am

    …and people said Karl Rove would never find work again!

  9. Kat
    August 14th, 2007 at 5:59 am

    Oooh, nice headers…

  10. e6c
    August 14th, 2007 at 5:59 am

    Relentless in their search for Osama, the CIA checks every nook and cranny.

  11. Kat
    August 14th, 2007 at 6:00 am

    Wow! Is that the new v12 engine?!

  12. e6c
    August 14th, 2007 at 6:05 am

    Badonk-a-donk-a-donk-a-donk-a-donk-a-donk…

  13. swissfondue
    August 14th, 2007 at 6:15 am

    The Zune tries to win market share from the iPod.

  14. Mark
    August 14th, 2007 at 6:30 am

    Yep, I’m wearing him down, not much longer now! Oh yeah!!

  15. shihui
    August 14th, 2007 at 6:58 am

    squishy!

  16. Bryan
    August 14th, 2007 at 7:06 am

    For the first time, Randall began questioning the wisdom of his occupational choices.

  17. Mark ElRayes
    August 14th, 2007 at 7:09 am

    “With much larger numbers, the Japanese finally fight back against the Americans”

  18. Meggymoo
    August 14th, 2007 at 7:17 am

    see I told you I had a birthmark shaped like the spaghetti monster down there.

  19. e6c
    August 14th, 2007 at 7:18 am

    Sometimes all it takes is heart… other times it takes a whole lot more!

  20. Wes
    August 14th, 2007 at 7:32 am

    For some reason, Left, Right, Left, Right, A + B was not working….

  21. Rebecka
    August 14th, 2007 at 7:43 am

    “Get in my belly!”

  22. Lyndon
    August 14th, 2007 at 8:11 am

    Martha Stewarts Tip #87: Wrestling your food is a great way to build an appetite!

  23. Felipus
    August 14th, 2007 at 8:22 am

    “Sir, can you move, I think you stepped over my cat”

  24. grumpysmurf
    August 14th, 2007 at 9:03 am

    Dream Big.

  25. Zeytoun
    August 14th, 2007 at 9:07 am

    Matsumaeda didn’t have the heart to tell him that he was not a Sumo wrestler at all, but rather a 12-year-old boy with an unusual case of sugar-induced, delusional amnesia.

  26. Lost04
    August 14th, 2007 at 9:07 am

    Our Sumo wrestlers will blot out the sun…

    Then we’ll fight in the shade!

  27. Matt
    August 14th, 2007 at 9:20 am

    In a remarkable upset, referee Tim Donaghy declared Little Tommy Spencer the winner!!!

  28. PixelRobot
    August 14th, 2007 at 9:25 am

    Never tell me the odds.

  29. Cyberziggy
    August 14th, 2007 at 9:31 am

    “Sis… are you in there? Kick if you can hear me!”

  30. SurlyB
    August 14th, 2007 at 10:03 am

    Do, or do not. There is no try.

  31. gnoble
    August 14th, 2007 at 10:06 am

    Sumo: No no, that’s the wrong way to get in my belly…

  32. John H
    August 14th, 2007 at 10:06 am

    *chime* FOUND IT!!!

  33. Scelestus
    August 14th, 2007 at 10:10 am

    It’s always the last place you look!

  34. Nacho
    August 14th, 2007 at 10:15 am

    The new and improved system to leave handprints on the Chinese Theatre in Hollywood.

  35. Jen
    August 14th, 2007 at 10:16 am

    HELLO?!…HELLO…(hello…hello…)

    ECHO!!…ECHO…(echo…echo…)

    *looks up*

    Dude, your belly button is AMAZING!!

  36. PaperCat
    August 14th, 2007 at 10:17 am

    “The new weightloss boy 2000! As the boy gets stronger,
    you get lighter!”

  37. Mike
    August 14th, 2007 at 10:23 am

    THERE’S my contact!

  38. David
    August 14th, 2007 at 10:23 am

    Ah, you never forget your Prom.

  39. DrJones
    August 14th, 2007 at 10:24 am

    After 3 years trapped, Johnny finally fell out.

  40. Steve
    August 14th, 2007 at 10:25 am

    “…Park guests can get up-close views of the new baby nursing, swimming and bonding with its mother by visiting the Edge of Africa underwater viewing habitat or by visiting http://www.buschgardens.com to view the live hippo cam.”

  41. Steve
    August 14th, 2007 at 10:29 am

    Michelangelo’s first attempt at sculpting David from silly putty proved to be an astronomical failure…

  42. A. Cannon
    August 14th, 2007 at 10:32 am

    “Nope, its just an ingrown hair!”

  43. bluecfc
    August 14th, 2007 at 10:34 am

    push off,slim….

  44. MariV
    August 14th, 2007 at 11:04 am

    And suddenly it dawned on him… he must be adopted!

  45. Denita TwoDragons
    August 14th, 2007 at 11:29 am

    Nope, no spare change there…

    –TwoDragons

  46. jim23
    August 14th, 2007 at 11:35 am

    “hey! let my friend out of there!!!”

  47. Xander
    August 14th, 2007 at 11:56 am

    Exerting himself more than ever before, Johnny learns why Sumo wrestlers wear diapers.

  48. Xander
    August 14th, 2007 at 12:02 pm

    Oh, don’t be that way! We can still be friends!

  49. Xander
    August 14th, 2007 at 12:10 pm

    I found it!! it was hidden under your belly!

  50. Andrew
    August 14th, 2007 at 12:15 pm

    Huang’s parents broke the controversial “one child rule”, and now he pays the price.

  51. Drew
    August 14th, 2007 at 12:16 pm

    Little Billy helps Rosie O’Donnel see her feet for the first time in 6 years.

  52. Daniel Foster
    August 14th, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    When negotiations fail, sometimes you just have to kick some ass.

  53. Yum-Yum
    August 14th, 2007 at 12:38 pm

    Wow…when they say Pull-Ups make you a big kid now…They meant it.

  54. Jeff
    August 14th, 2007 at 12:40 pm

    The first pictures of a Sumo wrestler giving birth to an elusive Belly-button baby were released today on CNN

  55. tim anderson
    August 14th, 2007 at 12:56 pm

    “I see it! I see it! See, just because you haven’t seen it in 8 years doesn’t mean it ceased to exist!”

  56. Jaie
    August 14th, 2007 at 2:04 pm

    I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.

  57. Matty
    August 14th, 2007 at 2:05 pm

    The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! Be gone from this belly, Satan!

  58. ranwall
    August 14th, 2007 at 2:47 pm

    Funny, I thought I left my keys here.

  59. Suzanne
    August 14th, 2007 at 3:10 pm

    I dropped my quarter around here somewhere……

  60. donnie
    August 14th, 2007 at 3:17 pm

    I think i can… I Think i can…

  61. Nora
    August 14th, 2007 at 3:34 pm

    Suddenly, the diaper made a worrisome ripping noise.

  62. gonz
    August 14th, 2007 at 4:04 pm

    At least this guy is fighting back his impending doom than the dog in the last Caption Monkey.

  63. Brennan
    August 14th, 2007 at 5:46 pm

    Where did you hide my toy?!!

  64. Chad
    August 14th, 2007 at 9:11 pm

    Starting at the tender age of 7, Spartan boys are trained to kill…starting with sumo wrestlers!

  65. kerozene
    August 14th, 2007 at 9:48 pm

    The learning curve and KunPo’s Sumo school wasn’t so much a curve, as it was a very steep “pass or be flattened” cliff.

  66. Katherine
    August 14th, 2007 at 9:58 pm

    GO TOMMY, GO!

  67. Rich
    August 14th, 2007 at 10:22 pm

    Sisyphus’ second choice.

  68. redphone
    August 14th, 2007 at 10:23 pm

    SPARTANS, PUSH!

  69. Jujubee
    August 14th, 2007 at 11:05 pm

    My parents are watching, just this once, pretend you’re Tattoo and see the plane…

  70. grouchosuave
    August 14th, 2007 at 11:10 pm

    East Rapesquelchiqua, Central FlA: “Sisyphus Jr. takes up the family business, fuggin’ wit Huey-Zawa, the radioactive 7-year old of their carny neighbors.”

  71. Chris
    August 15th, 2007 at 12:33 am

    On the news : the famous Kobe siamese tweens are training for the Kyoto tournement.

  72. eru
    August 15th, 2007 at 4:02 am

    Na Na! nananananana katamari damacy …

  73. Sonny
    August 15th, 2007 at 7:54 pm

    In tonight’s finale of The Biggest Loser. Who will win? and who will be eliminated? The final 2 contestants battle it out, Sumo style! Fight!

  74. Spacelux
    August 16th, 2007 at 4:33 am

    Argh! I will fight the Taxman!

  75. Holly
    August 16th, 2007 at 7:15 am

    kickstand

  76. Holly
    August 16th, 2007 at 7:15 am

    tripod

  77. wit of a twit
    August 16th, 2007 at 8:43 am

    Freedom!

  78. L.A.Payne
    August 16th, 2007 at 9:30 am

    After years of therapy, Ralph the Japanese American found his “inner child”. Unfortunatly, after seeing what Bush has done to the U.S. for the past 7 years, his inner child tried to return deeper than before.

  79. Kat
    August 16th, 2007 at 11:11 am

    “Oh, the huge man-tity!!!”

  80. Daniel Foster
    August 16th, 2007 at 12:06 pm

    There is no might where will survives.

  81. seamus
    August 16th, 2007 at 6:08 pm

    “no yasuki,i just cant find that penny!?”

  82. bri_fari
    August 16th, 2007 at 11:27 pm

    likl haole boy waan beef?

  83. Alex
    August 17th, 2007 at 1:58 am

    Sometimes the first one is the best - congrats to Sky #1 for the winning comment!

  84. Tim Searles
    February 15th, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    i know my keys are in here somewhere

  85. Henry Diaz Niño
    March 14th, 2008 at 9:38 am

    Gentleman alex, we need to buy the photo of the supreme one that appears aui it(he,she) is for an advertisement of magazine, please you send the value and one and mail of contact, thank you very much Henry

  86. Mark Arviso
    March 26th, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    How’s that diet working out for you

  87. flyinhawaiian
    March 31st, 2008 at 8:23 pm

    if you dont eat your meat you cant have any pudding
    if u dont have any pudding than you cant eat your meat!

  88. carlos
    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    me parese muy chido lo de el sumo

  89. Neil
    May 22nd, 2008 at 9:38 pm

    Trust your feelings, Luke!

  90. spanky dawson
    May 24th, 2008 at 5:26 am

    WE FOUND OSAMA!!!!!

  91. Cory
    June 2nd, 2008 at 9:02 pm

    Where the hell did that pencil go?

  92. Swarup
    September 11th, 2008 at 2:27 am

    Where you sleep!!


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