Smoking: Where Did the Stain Go?

“The smoke of your loved ones deserve better”. Exactly why you should inhale, lightweight! Suck it all up and save yer fambly and friends.

Seriously though. I quit five years ago, and every time I see attempts to further demonise smokers, my dander rises. Makes me want to rush out and buy a pack right this second. Solidarity brothers! Don’t let the bastards get you down!

If second hand smoke is soooooo bad, then why haven’t more bartenders and truck stop waitresses succumbed to lung cancer? The data suggesting that SHS is so deadly is due to the government attributing any death in a household of a smoker to second hand smoke, regardless of all other factors.

If you’re dumb enough to regularly inhale toxic fumes, you deserve the crud in your lungs.

What get’s you so defensive about anti smoking campaigns? The fact that you feel silly for having succumbed to peer pressure and advertising? Or thinkling about how much money you gave to big tabacco? Or is it the sad reaslization that you weren’t all that cool when you were smoking? Are you ashamed that you were a junkie?
Frankly, I don’t care how you feel. Have your solidarity. Have yer smokes. Just keep ‘em out of my face and try putting the freaking buts in the garbage.

right on vandoo.

Scientific Fact: People who are adamantly against smoking usually die due to physical problems or diseases that may or may not be linked to their avid complaining about cigarettes and the fact that no matter what they do or eat or breath, they still have to die someday.

Yeah, it’s too bad I just bought a pack of Camel Mellows.

But I’m a nervous person and I am building an acute oral fixation and, I guess you could say addiction, to cigarettes.

But I tip waiters and waitresses really well, so I’m a good person.