Comments on: Caption Monkey 4: Sense of Impending Doom! http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/ The Neat Side of the Web Thu, 16 Feb 2012 21:40:41 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Robert S. http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-3/#comment-1825337 Robert S. Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:55:56 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-1825337 "Yo Quiero Taco Bell" said the lady. “Yo Quiero Taco Bell” said the lady.

]]> By: lala http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-3/#comment-744207 lala Thu, 14 Aug 2008 13:11:43 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-744207 life stinks life stinks

]]> By: Britney Spears Fan http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-3/#comment-492904 Britney Spears Fan Fri, 28 Mar 2008 23:54:48 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-492904 "I'm doomed!" “I’m doomed!”

]]> By: Josh http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-3/#comment-450888 Josh Mon, 18 Feb 2008 18:23:39 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-450888 Chihuahua-ian Roulette. Chihuahua-ian Roulette.

]]> By: e6c http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-3/#comment-180040 e6c Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:26:43 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-180040 While I agree now that The Ass of Damocles is hilarious, 90% of the people had to go to wikipedia to understand it. So I am against it as the winner, a good caption must be widely understood. While I agree now that The Ass of Damocles is hilarious, 90% of the people had to go to wikipedia to understand it. So I am against it as the winner, a good caption must be widely understood.

]]> By: Alex http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-3/#comment-179819 Alex Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:55:17 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-179819 Lots of great entries, guys! I'm going to pick this one as the winner (made me snort my drink as I was reading through the comments) by #28 Sid Morrison: <em>The Ass of Damocles</em> Congratulations Sid! And that's straight talkin' from me! Lots of great entries, guys! I’m going to pick this one as the winner (made me snort my drink as I was reading through the comments) by #28 Sid Morrison:

The Ass of Damocles

Congratulations Sid! And that’s straight talkin’ from me!

]]> By: Jazz K http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-3/#comment-179559 Jazz K Thu, 09 Aug 2007 20:07:03 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-179559 Her fourth chihuahua. Her fourth chihuahua.

]]> By: Jazz K http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-3/#comment-179540 Jazz K Thu, 09 Aug 2007 19:27:57 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-179540 The real reason why chihuahuas are always nervous. The real reason why chihuahuas are always nervous.

]]> By: Jazz K http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-3/#comment-179539 Jazz K Thu, 09 Aug 2007 19:27:09 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-179539 D. ogs A. gainst O. besity D. ogs
A. gainst
O. besity

]]> By: Sucubusface http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-3/#comment-179338 Sucubusface Thu, 09 Aug 2007 13:33:57 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-179338 "I iz unda your chair...byedins my times." “I iz unda your chair…byedins my times.”

]]> By: Alex A. Naanou http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-3/#comment-179332 Alex A. Naanou Thu, 09 Aug 2007 13:25:14 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-179332 an extra hotdog may cost a dog's life! an extra hotdog may cost a dog’s life!

]]> By: e6c http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-3/#comment-179043 e6c Thu, 09 Aug 2007 06:41:52 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-179043 The Dog's last Days of Summer The Dog’s last Days of Summer

]]> By: e6c http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-3/#comment-179038 e6c Thu, 09 Aug 2007 06:32:07 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-179038 Tinkerbell realized that Tay Zonday's words "Chocolate Rain, worse than swearing, worse than calling names" had never been more true. Tinkerbell realized that Tay Zonday’s words “Chocolate Rain, worse than swearing, worse than calling names” had never been more true.

]]> By: e6c http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-3/#comment-179031 e6c Thu, 09 Aug 2007 06:23:36 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-179031 Finally proof that it was Britney that took Tinkerbell. Finally proof that it was Britney that took Tinkerbell.

]]> By: e6c http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-3/#comment-179015 e6c Thu, 09 Aug 2007 06:16:21 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-179015 Chihua-Oww! Chihua-Oww!

]]> By: e6c http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-3/#comment-179003 e6c Thu, 09 Aug 2007 06:13:53 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-179003 Continuing her downward spiral, Britney Spears attempts to dog-nap Paris Hilton's living fashion accessory, Tinkerbell. Continuing her downward spiral, Britney Spears attempts to dog-nap Paris Hilton’s living fashion accessory, Tinkerbell.

]]> By: Jeff http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-3/#comment-178938 Jeff Thu, 09 Aug 2007 05:40:38 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-178938 The chair snapped with a sickening crack, no one ever saw the dog again. But on a bright note-until her death many years later, Ms. O'Hare's poots comforted her by sounding strangely like her long lost Mr. Peepers. The chair snapped with a sickening crack, no one ever saw the dog again. But on a bright note-until her death many years later, Ms. O’Hare’s poots comforted her by sounding strangely like her long lost Mr. Peepers.

]]> By: linda ramay http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-3/#comment-178726 linda ramay Thu, 09 Aug 2007 00:10:50 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-178726 " Dawg, Bottoms Up!" ” Dawg, Bottoms Up!”

]]> By: Emperor http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-3/#comment-178678 Emperor Wed, 08 Aug 2007 23:05:00 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-178678 "Doggie Disaster Movies #4: The Day the Moon Fell" “Doggie Disaster Movies #4: The Day the Moon Fell”

]]> By: Emperor http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-3/#comment-178676 Emperor Wed, 08 Aug 2007 23:04:29 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-178676 "The latest Hubble photos: A giant moon rises over the Dog Star" “The latest Hubble photos: A giant moon rises over the Dog Star”

]]> By: Kat http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-3/#comment-177959 Kat Wed, 08 Aug 2007 17:15:30 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-177959 Nothing like having a dog stuffed up your ass. Nothing like having a dog stuffed up your ass.

]]> By: fine http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-3/#comment-177735 fine Wed, 08 Aug 2007 10:54:10 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-177735 Grindhouse: Death Proof Grindhouse: Death Proof

]]> By: farty http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-3/#comment-177303 farty Wed, 08 Aug 2007 05:51:27 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-177303 no quiero taco bell! no quiero taco bell!

]]> By: Eric http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-3/#comment-177265 Eric Wed, 08 Aug 2007 04:29:23 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-177265 Holyshit! Mama has a fat @ss! Holyshit! Mama has a fat @ss!

]]> By: John http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-3/#comment-177259 John Wed, 08 Aug 2007 04:19:11 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-177259 "The Ass of Damocles" by Sid Morrison is genius. “The Ass of Damocles” by Sid Morrison is genius.

]]> By: Tiffany http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-3/#comment-177221 Tiffany Wed, 08 Aug 2007 03:26:29 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-177221 Coming soon from the creator of 'The Book of Bunny Suicides': 'The Book of Chihuahua Suicides'! Coming soon from the creator of ‘The Book of Bunny Suicides’: ‘The Book of Chihuahua Suicides’!

]]> By: Cori http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-2/#comment-177190 Cori Wed, 08 Aug 2007 03:06:46 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-177190 Bitch. Bitch.

]]> By: Theodore Sign http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-2/#comment-177186 Theodore Sign Wed, 08 Aug 2007 02:59:50 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-177186 Fluffy's knew his time was up, for no one can survive the dreaded "Ass of Damocles." Fluffy’s knew his time was up, for no one can survive the dreaded “Ass of Damocles.”

]]> By: yvette http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-2/#comment-177152 yvette Wed, 08 Aug 2007 02:18:01 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-177152 Don't you hate it when the bun is bigger than the hotdog? Don’t you hate it when the bun is bigger than the hotdog?

]]> By: Nickelking http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-2/#comment-177138 Nickelking Wed, 08 Aug 2007 01:54:07 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-177138 ever feel like the world is caving in around you? ever feel like the world is caving in around you?

]]> By: EC http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-2/#comment-177131 EC Wed, 08 Aug 2007 01:43:46 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-177131 Within two years, primarily through the use of this photo, Fluffy's widow was able to criminalize this method of execution. Within two years, primarily through the use of this photo, Fluffy’s widow was able to criminalize this method of execution.

]]> By: angelica http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-2/#comment-177122 angelica Wed, 08 Aug 2007 01:30:55 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-177122 please....don't eat your last doughnut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!please? please….don’t eat your last doughnut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!please?

]]> By: h.t. http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-2/#comment-177085 h.t. Wed, 08 Aug 2007 00:40:08 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-177085 Great Dame vs. Chihuahua Great Dame vs. Chihuahua

]]> By: Rich http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-2/#comment-176969 Rich Tue, 07 Aug 2007 23:49:20 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-176969 With every creak of the chair Fluffy's sphincter loosened another notch. With every creak of the chair Fluffy’s sphincter loosened another notch.

]]> By: toottoot http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-2/#comment-176959 toottoot Tue, 07 Aug 2007 23:38:09 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-176959 The Butt of Damocles The Butt of Damocles

]]> By: Drew http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-2/#comment-176928 Drew Tue, 07 Aug 2007 23:00:03 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-176928 Dangerdog craves danger. Dangerdog craves danger.

]]> By: amy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-2/#comment-176920 amy Tue, 07 Aug 2007 22:37:37 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-176920 i know i am supposed to like the smell of ass, but this is too much! i know i am supposed to like the smell of ass, but
this is too much!

]]> By: Matt Brown http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-2/#comment-176915 Matt Brown Tue, 07 Aug 2007 22:30:30 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-176915 "Hey it's better than living in Paris' purse!" “Hey it’s better than living in Paris’ purse!”

]]> By: Dave http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-2/#comment-176909 Dave Tue, 07 Aug 2007 22:22:43 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-176909 Greetings, Earth Creature. I am from the planet Lardassia. Greetings, Earth Creature. I am from the planet Lardassia.

]]> By: AMR http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-2/#comment-176872 AMR Tue, 07 Aug 2007 21:39:09 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-176872 I wonder what happened to Laika... I wonder what happened to Laika…

]]> By: Chrome http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-2/#comment-176871 Chrome Tue, 07 Aug 2007 21:37:29 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-176871 Oh @%#&! Later, Chrome... Oh @%#&!

Later,
Chrome…

]]> By: Francisco Vargas http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-2/#comment-176868 Francisco Vargas Tue, 07 Aug 2007 21:36:36 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-176868 Man , and i thought it was bad at Micheal Vick's house. Man , and i thought it was bad at Micheal Vick’s house.

]]> By: AMR http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-2/#comment-176867 AMR Tue, 07 Aug 2007 21:36:19 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-176867 "Beam me up, Scotty!" “Beam me up, Scotty!”

]]> By: achim http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-2/#comment-176863 achim Tue, 07 Aug 2007 21:31:23 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-176863 have to resist biting her now. have to. have to resist biting her now. have to.

]]> By: Jeremy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-2/#comment-176861 Jeremy Tue, 07 Aug 2007 21:30:40 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-176861 50 McDonalds Big Macs: %161.00 Crappy Aluminum Chair: $1.99 Chihuahua: $500.00 Knowing your dog is going to a better place: PRICELESS 50 McDonalds Big Macs: %161.00
Crappy Aluminum Chair: $1.99
Chihuahua: $500.00

Knowing your dog is going to a better place:
PRICELESS

]]> By: Puddnik http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-2/#comment-176860 Puddnik Tue, 07 Aug 2007 21:30:00 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-176860 Thats the way life goes - sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the chair. Thats the way life goes – sometimes you’re the dog, sometimes you’re the chair.

]]> By: achim http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-2/#comment-176856 achim Tue, 07 Aug 2007 21:24:08 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-176856 i should'nt have dreamt about a hot dog in a bun ... i should’nt have dreamt about a hot dog in a bun …

]]> By: Jeremy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-2/#comment-176852 Jeremy Tue, 07 Aug 2007 21:18:13 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-176852 "Our father, who art in heaven...." “Our father, who art in heaven….”

]]> By: brayden http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-2/#comment-176848 brayden Tue, 07 Aug 2007 21:14:16 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-176848 Just remember: However bad things are, they can always get worse. Just remember: However bad things are, they can always get worse.

]]> By: brayden http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/comment-page-2/#comment-176847 brayden Tue, 07 Aug 2007 21:13:50 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/07/caption-monkey-4-sense-of-impending-doom/#comment-176847 Some days, you're better off just staying in bed. Some days, you’re better off just staying in bed.

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