Caption Monkey 4: Sense of Impending Doom!

Posted by Alex in Animal, Caption Monkey, Pictures on August 7, 2007 at 2:59 am


It’s time for a Caption Monkey game! You can win a Free Monkey Drawing by Ape Lad of Hobotopia, simply by submitting the funniest caption.

The rules are simple: write a funny but civil caption in the comment section (one per caption per comment, you can submit as many as you can think of). You can also vote for whichever comment tickles your funny bone.

Funniest caption will receive a free monkey drawing - you name the monkey and Ape Lad will draw you one (see for example: the Neatorama Monkey, the whole Monkey! set at Flickr, and this cool YouTube clip of the drawing process). If you don’t win, but still want a monkey (or any other critter), you can buy one directly from Ape Lad (it’s worth it!).

Congratulations to Shawn #108 who won last week’s Caption Monkey game

Go to it!

Update 8/9/07 - congratulations to Sid Morrison #28 who wrote the winning caption: The Ass of Damocles. If you don’t know what it’s in reference to, check out: The Sword of Damocles.




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125 comments to "Caption Monkey 4: Sense of Impending Doom!"

  1. PaperCat
    August 7th, 2007 at 4:06 am

    Must.. drag.. wale… back.. to sea!

  2. PaperCat
    August 7th, 2007 at 4:07 am

    Must… Drag… Whale… back… to sea!*

  3. Eosha
    August 7th, 2007 at 4:09 am

    Goodbye, cruel world… the kibble just isn’t worth it anymore…

  4. Eosha
    August 7th, 2007 at 4:11 am

    Shortly thereafter, Fifi learned a valuable lesson in gravitational physics.

  5. Eosha
    August 7th, 2007 at 4:16 am

    Muffin “Danger” Jenkins

  6. mr.black
    August 7th, 2007 at 4:22 am

    Yo quero taco bell………..

  7. Andrew Zen
    August 7th, 2007 at 4:23 am

    Giant ass poops out normal-sized dog.

  8. Andrew Zen
    August 7th, 2007 at 4:26 am

    Pink Floyd fan waits under the Dark Side of the Moon.

  9. shihui
    August 7th, 2007 at 4:26 am

    And then there was no more sunlight.

  10. Andrew Zen
    August 7th, 2007 at 4:27 am

    Waiting for Paris Hilton to come out.

  11. frenki
    August 7th, 2007 at 4:35 am

    Game of squash pending.

  12. Sucubusface
    August 7th, 2007 at 5:19 am

    Oh Shitzu!

  13. Eosha
    August 7th, 2007 at 5:23 am

    What, me worry?

  14. Eosha
    August 7th, 2007 at 5:28 am

    *Don’t look up, CAN’T look up…*

  15. Adrian
    August 7th, 2007 at 5:29 am

    Mr. Jingles learns the true cost of a cheap chair.

  16. Ali S.
    August 7th, 2007 at 5:43 am

    I sense…impending doom! O_o

  17. norberto
    August 7th, 2007 at 5:54 am

    After becoming accustomed to the smell of the toilet, Fuddles has become a severe addict..

  18. Sky
    August 7th, 2007 at 5:56 am

    Please stop eating all my food. I’m wasting away down here.

  19. Sky
    August 7th, 2007 at 5:56 am

    I was a black dog until the sun went missing.

  20. Sky
    August 7th, 2007 at 5:58 am

    Thank god. . . Newton for physics

  21. Mad Mex
    August 7th, 2007 at 6:14 am

    Tortilla Flat 2:Chihuahua Flat (based on the novel by John Steinbeck)

  22. Aron Thode
    August 7th, 2007 at 6:21 am

    “Woogie, I hope we’re friends forever” said the ass.

  23. Cory
    August 7th, 2007 at 6:22 am

    I wish she’d lay off the chili.

  24. Cory
    August 7th, 2007 at 6:23 am

    There’s got to be an easier way to get on the Internet.

  25. Melody
    August 7th, 2007 at 6:27 am

    The Lord my shepherd; I shall not want.
    He maketh me to lie down in green pastures:
    He leadeth me beside the still waters……….

  26. Tim Giachetti
    August 7th, 2007 at 6:49 am

    I gotta buy this woman some Beano!

  27. Snoop Dog
    August 7th, 2007 at 7:03 am

    Hey Micheal Vick, come and get me!

  28. Sid Morrison
    August 7th, 2007 at 7:19 am

    The Ass of Damocles

  29. norberto
    August 7th, 2007 at 7:45 am

    Little did Fuddles know that butt radiation caused his dysplasia in the first place..

  30. NM
    August 7th, 2007 at 7:49 am

    Meanwhile, at the Renova toilet paper company offices, auditions for a new puppy mascot ensue

  31. mcmungle
    August 7th, 2007 at 7:52 am

    Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless.

  32. mcmungle
    August 7th, 2007 at 7:53 am

    Good relations with the Wookiees, I have

  33. sparge
    August 7th, 2007 at 7:55 am

    I would feel so much better if I didn’t have that degree in civil engineering!

  34. Eric
    August 7th, 2007 at 7:58 am

    Mrs. Damocles dog, Timaeus, was later found to be hypertensive and exceedingly agitated. Quite rare in dogs apparently. Experts are investigating any outside sources for Timaeus’ condition.

  35. Andy
    August 7th, 2007 at 8:00 am

    Congratulations Mrs. Waldorf. It’s a dog.

  36. Andrewdoane
    August 7th, 2007 at 8:05 am

    Mrs. Davis decided to teach the dog a lesson about the dangers of luring Americans to fast-food restaurants with irresistible foreign-language catch phrases.

  37. myra
    August 7th, 2007 at 8:23 am

    Help me!!!

  38. BrianD
    August 7th, 2007 at 8:24 am

    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Beth, I shall fear no seat fails.

  39. hermit_man
    August 7th, 2007 at 8:27 am

    Ohs nos! I’s abouts to be twampled!

  40. Sami
    August 7th, 2007 at 8:39 am

    Do not want!!

  41. Rich
    August 7th, 2007 at 8:39 am

    Oh, the humanity!

  42. Joe
    August 7th, 2007 at 8:46 am

    Aye Caramba~! No more Taco Bell~!

  43. Jonathan
    August 7th, 2007 at 8:49 am

    Looks like I’ll be considered a Shitzu from here on out.

  44. CAP10KURT
    August 7th, 2007 at 8:54 am

    jeebus crys!..this stool is shaking like a chihuahua.

  45. Sucubusface
    August 7th, 2007 at 9:06 am

    Capitol punishment still rife in North America.

  46. ash
    August 7th, 2007 at 9:10 am

    Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret

  47. annewithane
    August 7th, 2007 at 9:12 am

    “There’s no need to fear….underdog is here”

  48. Jessica
    August 7th, 2007 at 9:25 am

    Oblivious

  49. Tony Tabor
    August 7th, 2007 at 9:34 am

    “And you think YOU live with stress??”

  50. bekee
    August 7th, 2007 at 9:45 am

    i has scared.

  51. Iris
    August 7th, 2007 at 9:52 am

    Are You There Dog? It’s Me, Margaret

  52. Kristin t
    August 7th, 2007 at 10:01 am

    Excuse me I think I left my keys there..

  53. Chrissy
    August 7th, 2007 at 10:18 am

    Please tell me you haven’t started the Alli diet yet.

  54. Talib
    August 7th, 2007 at 10:33 am

    In the name of all that is holy… get me a knife, pair of scissors, anything to cut this leash…

  55. Tim H
    August 7th, 2007 at 10:43 am

    “oh my God…oh my God….oh my God!!!

  56. Melody
    August 7th, 2007 at 11:00 am

    If only my tiny, scrabbly paws could hold a Bic, I could start filling out the FEMA forms now.

  57. Lewis
    August 7th, 2007 at 11:24 am

    Is your dog suicidal?

  58. Rhea
    August 7th, 2007 at 11:26 am

    Uh-Oh!

  59. Jester311
    August 7th, 2007 at 11:29 am

    ¿Dices que el extremo está cerca?

  60. fist of fury
    August 7th, 2007 at 11:36 am

    I regret nothing!

  61. Seth
    August 7th, 2007 at 11:38 am

    That’s no moon.

  62. Henry
    August 7th, 2007 at 11:55 am

    ” The test was a smashing succ-AAAGH!”

  63. Henry
    August 7th, 2007 at 11:57 am

    Please, please, I went to the taco bell with her, please, I hope she didn’t get… The triple bean burrito!

  64. L.A.Payne
    August 7th, 2007 at 12:05 pm

    o…k…now if I creep slowlyyy to the right…WAIT! The waiter is bringing her cabbage and beans!!! Doesn’t he know NOT to add fuel to a highly combustable situation!! Must…hold…nose…AAAGGGGG!

  65. kippy
    August 7th, 2007 at 12:10 pm

    It just brings a whole new meaning to the word “sit”.

  66. Mike
    August 7th, 2007 at 2:28 pm

    New hemmorhoid detection system.

  67. Nora
    August 7th, 2007 at 2:30 pm

    Chairs going to collapse or I’m going to die from lack of air. I’ve got a leash, a chair and an ass. What would Macgyver do???

  68. Greg
    August 7th, 2007 at 2:39 pm

    Please, God, let it be quick…

  69. Jeff
    August 7th, 2007 at 2:42 pm

    Pepe knew that when the full moon appeared, so did the strange smells.

  70. MariV
    August 7th, 2007 at 3:21 pm

    Top Ten Famous Dog’s Last Words… No. 1… the Taco Bell Chihuahua: Ay, Ay, Ay!

  71. FetishForPerception
    August 7th, 2007 at 3:26 pm

    It had all gone downhill for Gidget. First Taco bell dropping his contract, then his wife leaving him for a Shit-zu and to top it all off, a substantial unpaid debt for a high-grade dog food addiction. It was time to leave this cruel cruel world.

  72. Dan Smith
    August 7th, 2007 at 3:44 pm

    In horrid death, I shall attain immortality!!

  73. Dan Smith
    August 7th, 2007 at 3:45 pm

    ROSEBUD…

  74. Dan Smith
    August 7th, 2007 at 3:48 pm

    Et tu Gluteus?

  75. Matty
    August 7th, 2007 at 3:51 pm

    Heisenberg’s lesser-known theory — that a dog’s size is inversely proportional to the size of its owner’s buttocks — failed to impress Nobel judges despite incontrovertible photo evidence.

  76. howdy
    August 7th, 2007 at 3:59 pm

    .sit.

  77. brayden
    August 7th, 2007 at 4:13 pm

    Some days, you’re better off just staying in bed.

  78. brayden
    August 7th, 2007 at 4:14 pm

    Just remember: However bad things are, they can always get worse.

  79. Jeremy
    August 7th, 2007 at 4:18 pm

    “Our father, who art in heaven….”

  80. achim
    August 7th, 2007 at 4:24 pm

    i should’nt have dreamt about a hot dog in a bun …

  81. Puddnik
    August 7th, 2007 at 4:30 pm

    Thats the way life goes - sometimes you’re the dog, sometimes you’re the chair.

  82. Jeremy
    August 7th, 2007 at 4:30 pm

    50 McDonalds Big Macs: %161.00
    Crappy Aluminum Chair: $1.99
    Chihuahua: $500.00

    Knowing your dog is going to a better place:
    PRICELESS

  83. achim
    August 7th, 2007 at 4:31 pm

    have to resist biting her now. have to.

  84. AMR
    August 7th, 2007 at 4:36 pm

    “Beam me up, Scotty!”

  85. Francisco Vargas
    August 7th, 2007 at 4:36 pm

    Man , and i thought it was bad at Micheal Vick’s house.

  86. Chrome
    August 7th, 2007 at 4:37 pm

    Oh @%#&!

    Later,
    Chrome…

  87. AMR
    August 7th, 2007 at 4:39 pm

    I wonder what happened to Laika…

  88. Dave
    August 7th, 2007 at 5:22 pm

    Greetings, Earth Creature. I am from the planet Lardassia.

  89. Matt Brown
    August 7th, 2007 at 5:30 pm

    “Hey it’s better than living in Paris’ purse!”

  90. amy
    August 7th, 2007 at 5:37 pm

    i know i am supposed to like the smell of ass, but
    this is too much!

  91. Drew
    August 7th, 2007 at 6:00 pm

    Dangerdog craves danger.

  92. toottoot
    August 7th, 2007 at 6:38 pm

    The Butt of Damocles

  93. Rich
    August 7th, 2007 at 6:49 pm

    With every creak of the chair Fluffy’s sphincter loosened another notch.

  94. h.t.
    August 7th, 2007 at 7:40 pm

    Great Dame vs. Chihuahua

  95. angelica
    August 7th, 2007 at 8:30 pm

    please….don’t eat your last doughnut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!please?

  96. EC
    August 7th, 2007 at 8:43 pm

    Within two years, primarily through the use of this photo, Fluffy’s widow was able to criminalize this method of execution.

  97. Nickelking
    August 7th, 2007 at 8:54 pm

    ever feel like the world is caving in around you?

  98. yvette
    August 7th, 2007 at 9:18 pm

    Don’t you hate it when the bun is bigger than the hotdog?

  99. Theodore Sign
    August 7th, 2007 at 9:59 pm

    Fluffy’s knew his time was up, for no one can survive the dreaded “Ass of Damocles.”

  100. Cori
    August 7th, 2007 at 10:06 pm

    Bitch.

  101. Tiffany
    August 7th, 2007 at 10:26 pm

    Coming soon from the creator of ‘The Book of Bunny Suicides’: ‘The Book of Chihuahua Suicides’!

  102. John
    August 7th, 2007 at 11:19 pm

    “The Ass of Damocles” by Sid Morrison is genius.

  103. Eric
    August 7th, 2007 at 11:29 pm

    Holyshit! Mama has a fat @ss!

  104. farty
    August 8th, 2007 at 12:51 am

    no quiero taco bell!

  105. fine
    August 8th, 2007 at 5:54 am

    Grindhouse: Death Proof

  106. Kat
    August 8th, 2007 at 12:15 pm

    Nothing like having a dog stuffed up your ass.

  107. Emperor
    August 8th, 2007 at 6:04 pm

    “The latest Hubble photos: A giant moon rises over the Dog Star”

  108. Emperor
    August 8th, 2007 at 6:05 pm

    “Doggie Disaster Movies #4: The Day the Moon Fell”

  109. linda ramay
    August 8th, 2007 at 7:10 pm

    ” Dawg, Bottoms Up!”

  110. Jeff
    August 9th, 2007 at 12:40 am

    The chair snapped with a sickening crack, no one ever saw the dog again. But on a bright note-until her death many years later, Ms. O’Hare’s poots comforted her by sounding strangely like her long lost Mr. Peepers.

  111. e6c
    August 9th, 2007 at 1:13 am

    Continuing her downward spiral, Britney Spears attempts to dog-nap Paris Hilton’s living fashion accessory, Tinkerbell.

  112. e6c
    August 9th, 2007 at 1:16 am

    Chihua-Oww!

  113. e6c
    August 9th, 2007 at 1:23 am

    Finally proof that it was Britney that took Tinkerbell.

  114. e6c
    August 9th, 2007 at 1:32 am

    Tinkerbell realized that Tay Zonday’s words “Chocolate Rain, worse than swearing, worse than calling names” had never been more true.

  115. e6c
    August 9th, 2007 at 1:41 am

    The Dog’s last Days of Summer

  116. Alex A. Naanou
    August 9th, 2007 at 8:25 am

    an extra hotdog may cost a dog’s life!

  117. Sucubusface
    August 9th, 2007 at 8:33 am

    “I iz unda your chair…byedins my times.”

  118. Jazz K
    August 9th, 2007 at 2:27 pm

    D. ogs
    A. gainst
    O. besity

  119. Jazz K
    August 9th, 2007 at 2:27 pm

    The real reason why chihuahuas are always nervous.

  120. Jazz K
    August 9th, 2007 at 3:07 pm

    Her fourth chihuahua.

  121. Alex
    August 9th, 2007 at 8:55 pm

    Lots of great entries, guys! I’m going to pick this one as the winner (made me snort my drink as I was reading through the comments) by #28 Sid Morrison:

    The Ass of Damocles

    Congratulations Sid! And that’s straight talkin’ from me!

  122. e6c
    August 10th, 2007 at 2:26 am

    While I agree now that The Ass of Damocles is hilarious, 90% of the people had to go to wikipedia to understand it. So I am against it as the winner, a good caption must be widely understood.

  123. Josh
    February 18th, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    Chihuahua-ian Roulette.

  124. Britney Spears Fan
    March 28th, 2008 at 6:54 pm

    “I’m doomed!”

  125. lala
    August 14th, 2008 at 8:11 am

    life stinks


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