Caption Monkey 4: Sense of Impending Doom!

Must... Drag... Whale... back... to sea!*

Shortly thereafter, Fifi learned a valuable lesson in gravitational physics.

Yo quero taco bell...........

Pink Floyd fan waits under the Dark Side of the Moon.

Waiting for Paris Hilton to come out.

Oh Shitzu!

*Don't look up, CAN'T look up...*

I sense...impending doom! O_o

Please stop eating all my food. I'm wasting away down here.

Thank god. . . Newton for physics

"Woogie, I hope we're friends forever" said the ass.

There's got to be an easier way to get on the Internet.

I gotta buy this woman some Beano!

The Ass of Damocles

Meanwhile, at the Renova toilet paper company offices, auditions for a new puppy mascot ensue

Good relations with the Wookiees, I have

Mrs. Damocles dog, Timaeus, was later found to be hypertensive and exceedingly agitated. Quite rare in dogs apparently. Experts are investigating any outside sources for Timaeus' condition.

Mrs. Davis decided to teach the dog a lesson about the dangers of luring Americans to fast-food restaurants with irresistible foreign-language catch phrases.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Beth, I shall fear no seat fails.

Do not want!!

Aye Caramba~! No more Taco Bell~!

jeebus crys!..this stool is shaking like a chihuahua.

Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret

Oblivious

i has scared.

Excuse me I think I left my keys there..

In the name of all that is holy... get me a knife, pair of scissors, anything to cut this leash...

If only my tiny, scrabbly paws could hold a Bic, I could start filling out the FEMA forms now.

Uh-Oh!

I regret nothing!

" The test was a smashing succ-AAAGH!"

o...k...now if I creep slowlyyy to the right...WAIT! The waiter is bringing her cabbage and beans!!! Doesn't he know NOT to add fuel to a highly combustable situation!! Must...hold...nose...AAAGGGGG!

New hemmorhoid detection system.

Please, God, let it be quick...

Top Ten Famous Dog's Last Words... No. 1... the Taco Bell Chihuahua: Ay, Ay, Ay!

In horrid death, I shall attain immortality!!

Et tu Gluteus?

.sit.

Just remember: However bad things are, they can always get worse.

i should'nt have dreamt about a hot dog in a bun ...

50 McDonalds Big Macs: %161.00
Crappy Aluminum Chair: $1.99
Chihuahua: $500.00

Knowing your dog is going to a better place:
PRICELESS

"Beam me up, Scotty!"

Oh @%#&!

Later,
Chrome...

Greetings, Earth Creature. I am from the planet Lardassia.

i know i am supposed to like the smell of ass, but
this is too much!

The Butt of Damocles

Great Dame vs. Chihuahua

Within two years, primarily through the use of this photo, Fluffy's widow was able to criminalize this method of execution.

Don't you hate it when the bun is bigger than the hotdog?

Bitch.

"The Ass of Damocles" by Sid Morrison is genius.

no quiero taco bell!

Nothing like having a dog stuffed up your ass.

"Doggie Disaster Movies #4: The Day the Moon Fell"

The chair snapped with a sickening crack, no one ever saw the dog again. But on a bright note-until her death many years later, Ms. O'Hare's poots comforted her by sounding strangely like her long lost Mr. Peepers.

Chihua-Oww!

Tinkerbell realized that Tay Zonday's words "Chocolate Rain, worse than swearing, worse than calling names" had never been more true.

an extra hotdog may cost a dog's life!

D. ogs
A. gainst
O. besity

Her fourth chihuahua.

While I agree now that The Ass of Damocles is hilarious, 90% of the people had to go to wikipedia to understand it. So I am against it as the winner, a good caption must be widely understood.

"I'm doomed!"

"Yo Quiero Taco Bell" said the lady.