At Miss Cellania, here are the Rules of Hollywood:
A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
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That's because the endorphins have worn off by then. Endorphins are overrated.
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