Indian Robber Fed Banana Purgative

Posted by onelargeprawn in Crime & Law on August 5, 2007 at 1:20 pm


banana purgative

In Kolkata, India a thief pinched a 45,000-rupee (USD 1,118) necklace from a woman and promptly swallowed it when police and local residents caught him.

The Indian police forced Sheikh Mohsin to eat 40 bananas in a few hours hoping they would force him to excrete the gold necklace. They stayed up all night monitoring Mohsin’s motions; he visited the toilet three times early and was also forced to vomit but the necklace has failed to appear.

“We will have to look for other stronger purgatives now,” the yawning police officer added.

Update: After the failed banana purgative, Monshin was fed a hearty meal that included rice, chicken and local bread. He excreted the necklace in his fifth attempt during the afternoon, and a sweeper was paid 50 rupees (USD 1.00) to fish out the necklace from the poo.

Monshin’s plea for release was denied and he could face three months’ rigorous imprisonment.

Link [Updated] – via Arbroath


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8 comments to "Indian Robber Fed Banana Purgative"

  1. Theresa
    August 5th, 2007 at 2:12 pm

    I don't think I'd want that necklace back, any way it comes out.

  2. Miss Cellania
    August 5th, 2007 at 3:44 pm

    Aren't bananas constipating? I would think they'd feed him prunes instead.

  3. Ali S.
    August 5th, 2007 at 4:48 pm

    I think they just need to give him an enema that'll clear him out. Not only will it teach him a lesson for stealing but also for eating non-edible jewelry.

  4. Andrew32
    August 5th, 2007 at 5:52 pm

    lol, i'd feed him exlax

  5. L
    August 5th, 2007 at 7:58 pm

    A strong laxative would have been much more effective than a whole bunch of bananas (and probably cheaper).

  6. Denita TwoDragons
    August 5th, 2007 at 9:26 pm

    Maybe they should feed him a box of sugar-free cookies. Xylitol has a laxative effect!

    --TwoDragons

  7. Alex
    August 6th, 2007 at 3:35 am

    David Blaine would've beat it out of him.

  8. sidd
    August 6th, 2007 at 12:29 pm

    alex, thats the best comment ever


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