Comments on: The 25 Worst Rapper Names of All Time http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/01/the-25-worst-rapper-names-of-all-time/ The Neat Side of the Web Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:04:02 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: grace http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/01/the-25-worst-rapper-names-of-all-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1578002 grace Fri, 20 Mar 2009 07:47:40 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/01/the-25-worst-rapper-names-of-all-time/#comment-1578002 shut up u morons, lil wayne is the best rapper ever ok so shut up and let it go idiots!1 shut up u morons, lil wayne is the best rapper ever ok so shut up and let it go idiots!1

]]> By: DCer http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/01/the-25-worst-rapper-names-of-all-time/comment-page-1/#comment-170772 DCer Thu, 02 Aug 2007 01:45:45 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/01/the-25-worst-rapper-names-of-all-time/#comment-170772 All those rap names are awful and anyone defending them- you have no taste man. The worst rap name to go to a good rapper could well be Eminem, but if not him, then definitely Snoop Dogg. That name is just lame and dumb and there's no defense for it. "Snoop Dogg?" Well... and an extra g at the end, ok? It's just silly, a child could have come up with a better name. Dr. Dre is pretty stupid too, because it's so painfully obvious. My name is Dre.... hmmm... Dr. Dre. The sad truth is that the people I know who got into rap universally had pretty bad taste in everything, so they always looked ridiculous and we made fun of them. That's why if you look at rap circa 1988 the untied sneakers and furry hats look idiotic. Then the medals and track suits of 1990 look idiotic. Then people make fun of the Wu Tang Clan and their silliness in the 1990s. None of it lasts beyond Public Enemy, the Beastie Boys, Run DMC, Afrika Bambata (sp) and a few people who created something true and lasting. The rest really didn't put any thought into what they were doing and lived to regret the day they got a Jherri Curl (like NWA). All those rap names are awful and anyone defending them- you have no taste man. The worst rap name to go to a good rapper could well be Eminem, but if not him, then definitely Snoop Dogg. That name is just lame and dumb and there's no defense for it. "Snoop Dogg?" Well... and an extra g at the end, ok? It's just silly, a child could have come up with a better name. Dr. Dre is pretty stupid too, because it's so painfully obvious. My name is Dre.... hmmm... Dr. Dre.

The sad truth is that the people I know who got into rap universally had pretty bad taste in everything, so they always looked ridiculous and we made fun of them. That's why if you look at rap circa 1988 the untied sneakers and furry hats look idiotic. Then the medals and track suits of 1990 look idiotic. Then people make fun of the Wu Tang Clan and their silliness in the 1990s. None of it lasts beyond Public Enemy, the Beastie Boys, Run DMC, Afrika Bambata (sp) and a few people who created something true and lasting. The rest really didn't put any thought into what they were doing and lived to regret the day they got a Jherri Curl (like NWA).

]]> By: Rob http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/01/the-25-worst-rapper-names-of-all-time/comment-page-1/#comment-170717 Rob Thu, 02 Aug 2007 00:13:47 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/01/the-25-worst-rapper-names-of-all-time/#comment-170717 The description of "Del tha Funkee Homosapien" pretty much summed up what I think he was going for in the name. Too bad they missed MC Paul Barman: http://www.matadorrecords.com/images/mc_paul_barman/mc_paul_barman.jpg I kinda like the guy, but you can't deny his name and appearance are hilarious. :) The description of "Del tha Funkee Homosapien" pretty much summed up what I think he was going for in the name.

Too bad they missed MC Paul Barman:
http://www.matadorrecords.com/images/mc_paul_barman/mc_paul_barman.jpg

I kinda like the guy, but you can't deny his name and appearance are hilarious. :)

]]> By: Jamnocerous http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/01/the-25-worst-rapper-names-of-all-time/comment-page-1/#comment-170702 Jamnocerous Wed, 01 Aug 2007 23:41:13 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/01/the-25-worst-rapper-names-of-all-time/#comment-170702 How about Hiphopopotamus and Rhymenocerous? How about Hiphopopotamus and Rhymenocerous?

]]> By: fine http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/01/the-25-worst-rapper-names-of-all-time/comment-page-1/#comment-170604 fine Wed, 01 Aug 2007 21:06:22 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/01/the-25-worst-rapper-names-of-all-time/#comment-170604 Liroy Peja Pan Duze Pe Pezet Noon Magik Borixon Tede Mezo Badjuk Liroy
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]]> By: Alex http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/01/the-25-worst-rapper-names-of-all-time/comment-page-1/#comment-170511 Alex Wed, 01 Aug 2007 19:29:29 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/01/the-25-worst-rapper-names-of-all-time/#comment-170511 Hahahaha! Shorty Shitstain! Hahahaha! Shorty Shitstain!

]]> By: Spencer C. http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/01/the-25-worst-rapper-names-of-all-time/comment-page-1/#comment-170491 Spencer C. Wed, 01 Aug 2007 18:54:34 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/01/the-25-worst-rapper-names-of-all-time/#comment-170491 Another example of Cracked.com stealing ideas. This was done better earlier this year by Stuff Magazine. http://www.stuffmagazine.com/articles/index.aspx?id=1651 Another example of Cracked.com stealing ideas. This was done better earlier this year by Stuff Magazine. http://www.stuffmagazine.com/articles/index.aspx?id=1651

]]> By: Ali S. http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/01/the-25-worst-rapper-names-of-all-time/comment-page-1/#comment-170480 Ali S. Wed, 01 Aug 2007 18:34:31 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/01/the-25-worst-rapper-names-of-all-time/#comment-170480 I always thought Snaggle Puss would be an awesome Rappers name. ;) I always thought Snaggle Puss would be an awesome Rappers name. ;)

]]> By: biltmore http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/01/the-25-worst-rapper-names-of-all-time/comment-page-1/#comment-170451 biltmore Wed, 01 Aug 2007 17:38:45 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/01/the-25-worst-rapper-names-of-all-time/#comment-170451 WHAT?! "Del tha Funkee Homosapien" is a great name. WTF? I would've been sicked if they added Ol' Dirts name to the list ... R.I.P. Dirt McGirt/Ol' Dirty Bastard/Baby Jesus/Osirus. WHAT?!

"Del tha Funkee Homosapien" is a great name. WTF?

I would've been sicked if they added Ol' Dirts name to the list ... R.I.P. Dirt McGirt/Ol' Dirty Bastard/Baby Jesus/Osirus.

]]> By: Gellner http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/01/the-25-worst-rapper-names-of-all-time/comment-page-1/#comment-170445 Gellner Wed, 01 Aug 2007 17:24:32 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/01/the-25-worst-rapper-names-of-all-time/#comment-170445 Ol dirty bastard aka baby jesus FTW! Ol dirty bastard aka baby jesus FTW!

]]> By: gimmig http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/01/the-25-worst-rapper-names-of-all-time/comment-page-1/#comment-170433 gimmig Wed, 01 Aug 2007 17:03:10 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/01/the-25-worst-rapper-names-of-all-time/#comment-170433 At least some of them didn´t need a fancy name to get famous. Chali 2na rules At least some of them didn´t need a fancy name to get famous. Chali 2na rules

]]> By: Vonskippy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/01/the-25-worst-rapper-names-of-all-time/comment-page-1/#comment-170421 Vonskippy Wed, 01 Aug 2007 16:26:49 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/01/the-25-worst-rapper-names-of-all-time/#comment-170421 How could the article stop at just 25? ALL Rapper names, and their craptastic songs, dumbass attitudes, stupid looks, lameass music, pedantic lyrics, complete lack of taste, etc qualify for the "worse" category. How could the article stop at just 25?

ALL Rapper names, and their craptastic songs, dumbass attitudes, stupid looks, lameass music, pedantic lyrics, complete lack of taste, etc qualify for the "worse" category.

]]> By: Adam Stanhope http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/01/the-25-worst-rapper-names-of-all-time/comment-page-1/#comment-170414 Adam Stanhope Wed, 01 Aug 2007 16:21:09 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/08/01/the-25-worst-rapper-names-of-all-time/#comment-170414 I actually think that most of those names are pretty clever. Some other favorites of mine: * SuperGreg * Ill Mitch * KC LMNOP * Thirstin Howl III * Bushwick Bill's new name: "Dr. Wolfgang Von Bushwickin the Barbarian Mother Funky Stay High Dollar Billstir" Now THAT'S a rapper name. I actually think that most of those names are pretty clever.

Some other favorites of mine:

* SuperGreg
* Ill Mitch
* KC LMNOP
* Thirstin Howl III
* Bushwick Bill's new name:

"Dr. Wolfgang Von Bushwickin the Barbarian Mother Funky Stay High Dollar Billstir"

Now THAT'S a rapper name.

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