The 25 Worst Rapper Names of All Time

1. Adam Stanhope
   August 1st, 2007 at 11:21 am

   I actually think that most of those names are pretty clever.

   Some other favorites of mine:

   * SuperGreg
   * Ill Mitch
   * KC LMNOP
   * Thirstin Howl III
   * Bushwick Bill's new name:

   "Dr. Wolfgang Von Bushwickin the Barbarian Mother Funky Stay High Dollar Billstir"

   Now THAT'S a rapper name.

2. Vonskippy
   August 1st, 2007 at 11:26 am

   How could the article stop at just 25?

   ALL Rapper names, and their craptastic songs, dumbass attitudes, stupid looks, lameass music, pedantic lyrics, complete lack of taste, etc qualify for the "worse" category.

3. gimmig
   August 1st, 2007 at 12:03 pm

   At least some of them didn´t need a fancy name to get famous. Chali 2na rules

4. Gellner
   August 1st, 2007 at 12:24 pm

   Ol dirty bastard aka baby jesus FTW!

5. biltmore
   August 1st, 2007 at 12:38 pm

   WHAT?!

   "Del tha Funkee Homosapien" is a great name. WTF?

   I would've been sicked if they added Ol' Dirts name to the list ... R.I.P. Dirt McGirt/Ol' Dirty Bastard/Baby Jesus/Osirus.

6. Ali S.
   August 1st, 2007 at 1:34 pm

   I always thought Snaggle Puss would be an awesome Rappers name.

7. Spencer C.
   August 1st, 2007 at 1:54 pm

   Another example of Cracked.com stealing ideas. This was done better earlier this year by Stuff Magazine. http://www.stuffmagazine.com/articles/index.aspx?id=1651

8. Alex
   August 1st, 2007 at 2:29 pm

   Hahahaha! Shorty Shitstain!

9. fine
   August 1st, 2007 at 4:06 pm

   Liroy
   Peja
   Pan Duze Pe
   Pezet Noon
   Magik
   Borixon
   Tede
   Mezo
   Badjuk

10. Jamnocerous
    August 1st, 2007 at 6:41 pm

    How about Hiphopopotamus and Rhymenocerous?

11. Rob
    August 1st, 2007 at 7:13 pm

    The description of "Del tha Funkee Homosapien" pretty much summed up what I think he was going for in the name.

    Too bad they missed MC Paul Barman:
    http://www.matadorrecords.com/images/mc_paul_barman/mc_paul_barman.jpg

    I kinda like the guy, but you can't deny his name and appearance are hilarious.

12. DCer
    August 1st, 2007 at 8:45 pm

    All those rap names are awful and anyone defending them- you have no taste man. The worst rap name to go to a good rapper could well be Eminem, but if not him, then definitely Snoop Dogg. That name is just lame and dumb and there's no defense for it. "Snoop Dogg?" Well... and an extra g at the end, ok? It's just silly, a child could have come up with a better name. Dr. Dre is pretty stupid too, because it's so painfully obvious. My name is Dre.... hmmm... Dr. Dre.

    The sad truth is that the people I know who got into rap universally had pretty bad taste in everything, so they always looked ridiculous and we made fun of them. That's why if you look at rap circa 1988 the untied sneakers and furry hats look idiotic. Then the medals and track suits of 1990 look idiotic. Then people make fun of the Wu Tang Clan and their silliness in the 1990s. None of it lasts beyond Public Enemy, the Beastie Boys, Run DMC, Afrika Bambata (sp) and a few people who created something true and lasting. The rest really didn't put any thought into what they were doing and lived to regret the day they got a Jherri Curl (like NWA).

13. grace
    March 20th, 2009 at 2:47 am

    shut up u morons, lil wayne is the best rapper ever ok so shut up and let it go idiots!1

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