The 25 Worst Rapper Names of All Time
By onelargeprawn in Music on Aug 1, 2007 at 9:44 am
Adam Stanhope
I actually think that most of those names are pretty clever.
Some other favorites of mine:
* SuperGreg
* Ill Mitch
* KC LMNOP
* Thirstin Howl III
* Bushwick Bill's new name:
"Dr. Wolfgang Von Bushwickin the Barbarian Mother Funky Stay High Dollar Billstir"
Now THAT'S a rapper name.
Vonskippy
How could the article stop at just 25?
ALL Rapper names, and their craptastic songs, dumbass attitudes, stupid looks, lameass music, pedantic lyrics, complete lack of taste, etc qualify for the "worse" category.
gimmig
At least some of them didn´t need a fancy name to get famous. Chali 2na rules
Gellner
Ol dirty bastard aka baby jesus FTW!
biltmore
WHAT?!
"Del tha Funkee Homosapien" is a great name. WTF?
I would've been sicked if they added Ol' Dirts name to the list ... R.I.P. Dirt McGirt/Ol' Dirty Bastard/Baby Jesus/Osirus.
Ali S.
I always thought Snaggle Puss would be an awesome Rappers name. 
Spencer C.
Another example of Cracked.com stealing ideas. This was done better earlier this year by Stuff Magazine. http://www.stuffmagazine.com/articles/index.aspx?id=1651
Alex
Hahahaha! Shorty Shitstain!
fine
Liroy
Peja
Pan Duze Pe
Pezet Noon
Magik
Borixon
Tede
Mezo
Badjuk
Jamnocerous
How about Hiphopopotamus and Rhymenocerous?
Rob
The description of "Del tha Funkee Homosapien" pretty much summed up what I think he was going for in the name.
Too bad they missed MC Paul Barman:
http://www.matadorrecords.com/images/mc_paul_barman/mc_paul_barman.jpg
I kinda like the guy, but you can't deny his name and appearance are hilarious. 
DCer
All those rap names are awful and anyone defending them- you have no taste man. The worst rap name to go to a good rapper could well be Eminem, but if not him, then definitely Snoop Dogg. That name is just lame and dumb and there's no defense for it. "Snoop Dogg?" Well... and an extra g at the end, ok? It's just silly, a child could have come up with a better name. Dr. Dre is pretty stupid too, because it's so painfully obvious. My name is Dre.... hmmm... Dr. Dre.
The sad truth is that the people I know who got into rap universally had pretty bad taste in everything, so they always looked ridiculous and we made fun of them. That's why if you look at rap circa 1988 the untied sneakers and furry hats look idiotic. Then the medals and track suits of 1990 look idiotic. Then people make fun of the Wu Tang Clan and their silliness in the 1990s. None of it lasts beyond Public Enemy, the Beastie Boys, Run DMC, Afrika Bambata (sp) and a few people who created something true and lasting. The rest really didn't put any thought into what they were doing and lived to regret the day they got a Jherri Curl (like NWA).
grace
shut up u morons, lil wayne is the best rapper ever ok so shut up and let it go idiots!1
PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT
Comment RSS
Got
a neat story? Share it with the world by writing your very own Neatorama
blog post with the Upcoming
Queue. Who knows, you might just win something ... 
