Caption Monkey 3: Rabbit!

Posted by Alex in Caption Monkey on July 31, 2007 at 7:47 am



Image Credit: Mikkel Elbech [Flickr]

What is the bunny looking at? You, actually – yes, you who can win a free monkey drawing by Ape Lad of Hobotopia, simply by submitting the funniest caption.

Here’s the simple rule: write your funny but civil caption in the comment section (one caption per comment, you can submit as many as you’d like). You can also vote for whichever comment tickles your fancy. Difficulty: see if you can make one without a "Frank" reference!

Funniest caption will receive a free monkey – you name the monkay and Ape Lad will draw you one (see for example: the Neatorama Monkey, the whole Monkey! set at Flickr, and this cool YouTube clip of the drawing process). If you don’t win, but still want a monkey (or any other critter), you can buy one directly from Ape Lad (it’s worth it!).

Congratulations to L’elk #47 who won the previous Caption Monkey game.

Go to it!

Update 8/2/07: Congrats to Shawn #108 who won with the witty Casablanca reference by Humphrey Bogart:

Ears looking at you kid!


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133 comments to "Caption Monkey 3: Rabbit!"

  1. Bugs
    July 31st, 2007 at 7:55 am

    Mr. Floppy come quick... i think..... it's..... it's a camera.

  2. dust
    July 31st, 2007 at 8:03 am

    Er, miss? That weren't no Cadbury Creme Egg, like.

  3. nate
    July 31st, 2007 at 8:05 am

    "Thanks Easter Bunny, BAWK BAWK!"

  4. Ari
    July 31st, 2007 at 8:10 am

    RUN FLOPPSY! RUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!

  5. Trey
    July 31st, 2007 at 8:14 am

    A quick glimpse in the world of training killer rabbits behind the walls at the Funkingruvin facility in Germany .

  6. illimey
    July 31st, 2007 at 8:21 am

    She LOOKS like she's willing to play with me - what do YOU think?

  7. Kevin
    July 31st, 2007 at 8:23 am

    "Welcome to our pad, what's the password?"

  8. nate
    July 31st, 2007 at 8:24 am

    "I call this one Blue Steel"

  9. AT
    July 31st, 2007 at 8:29 am

    Can you help? That bitch stole my carrot.

  10. Kathleen
    July 31st, 2007 at 8:51 am

    New Chubby Bunny Record - Actual rabbit stuffs 50 marshmallows in cheecks and speaks the key phrase.

  11. nate
    July 31st, 2007 at 9:08 am

    Oh hai, i r serious bunneh. this is serious foto.

  12. Rasmus
    July 31st, 2007 at 9:10 am

    Ok, there...she promises she's ready this time. Hand over the camera - and don't mind me, ok? I just like to watch.

  13. Talib
    July 31st, 2007 at 9:11 am

    Hello, my name is Mopsie and I'm a parsley addict.

  14. Jared
    July 31st, 2007 at 9:13 am

    Here, at this ultra-exclusive petting zoo, we have substituted the rabbit food with 'Foldger's Crystals'. Let's see what happens.

  15. Ben
    July 31st, 2007 at 9:13 am

    Damn man...Easter is coming!

  16. Ben
    July 31st, 2007 at 9:17 am

    Now she got some junk in her trunk!

  17. Ben
    July 31st, 2007 at 9:18 am

    You talkin' to me? Are you talking to me?

  18. Jeff
    July 31st, 2007 at 9:35 am

    If you call me Bugs ONE more time...

  19. Clyde
    July 31st, 2007 at 9:36 am

    Quaker rabbit chow... It's the right thing to do.

  20. dimestorenovel
    July 31st, 2007 at 9:36 am

    "I have fashioned a key from this nail, and knives from these bullet casings. We go over the wall tonight."

  21. toby
    July 31st, 2007 at 9:37 am

    "..... Quaker Oatmeal, it's the right thing to do."

  22. toby
    July 31st, 2007 at 9:40 am

    "You know there are still some people that don't know that their diabetes supplies may be covered by medicare......"

  23. Richard
    July 31st, 2007 at 9:40 am

    "Do you ever get the feeling that instead of us watching the TV, it is watching us?"

  24. Ken
    July 31st, 2007 at 9:47 am

    "Is he looking over here? Shhh, no! Don't look! He'll see! Just, you know, sort of glance, and tell me if he's looking. Is he?"

  25. albert
    July 31st, 2007 at 9:47 am

    "I think I just swallowed my kid brother."

  26. ang
    July 31st, 2007 at 9:54 am

    Max your bunny.

  27. Paul
    July 31st, 2007 at 9:57 am

    What you think you doing!You ain't looking at my girl over theres rear side are you! ARE YOU!!

  28. chief piggum
    July 31st, 2007 at 9:59 am

    Ooh, and here, out of the mists of history, the legendary esquilax, a horse with the head of a rabbit... and the body of a rabbit...

    (well somebody had to quote the simpsons... didn't they...?)

  29. kent
    July 31st, 2007 at 10:00 am

    How long was the timer supposed to be set?

    or

    Now, I spray the paint where???

    or

    Sweetie, how can I tell if this is working?

    or

    "Thank you for joining us today on This Old Barnyard. I am your host, Flopsie Smith."

  30. Veronica
    July 31st, 2007 at 10:01 am

    "Yes officer, my friend is totally wasted, but I'm cool to drive, really."

  31. Katie
    July 31st, 2007 at 10:18 am

    If you put pink bunny peeps in the microwave they will turn into live bunnies.

  32. Jason
    July 31st, 2007 at 10:26 am

    "Hi, I'm a MAC, He's a PC."

  33. Lee
    July 31st, 2007 at 10:28 am

    "...you are not a bunny boiler... you are not a bunny boiler..."

  34. Jaxx
    July 31st, 2007 at 10:29 am

    And we now return to the lifestyles of the cute and fluffy, I'm your host Fuzzle Bunnykins and behind me is todays M.C. Flop-ear enjoying a quiet evening in his back yard garden.

  35. lisalisa
    July 31st, 2007 at 10:31 am

    "I coulda been a contender."

  36. Snoop Dog
    July 31st, 2007 at 10:32 am

    I'm the R to the A to the double B, I T....Fo-Shizzle my furry Buny-izzle.

  37. Jerse
    July 31st, 2007 at 10:36 am

    Dude, where's my car?

  38. nate
    July 31st, 2007 at 10:41 am

    I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them, Do they listen to me?

  39. kippy
    July 31st, 2007 at 10:49 am

    Wait a minute, I thought they had pregnancy tests these days. And by the way, he's not the father... I think.

  40. lewis
    July 31st, 2007 at 11:23 am

    Is she looking?

  41. el Gordo
    July 31st, 2007 at 11:25 am

    I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave.

  42. oiliruam
    July 31st, 2007 at 11:27 am

    "psst, buddy, you want to score some of this stuff I got back at the lab?"

  43. Eric
    July 31st, 2007 at 11:27 am

    Hi Mate, how it goin?

  44. gardenome
    July 31st, 2007 at 11:38 am

    Embarassed for having forgotten his line, "Romeo" looks to the camera for a prompt, breaking cardinal rule #1.

  45. jefferywyers
    July 31st, 2007 at 11:39 am

    "The way your Daddy looked at it, that watch was your birthright."

  46. Fargus
    July 31st, 2007 at 11:41 am

    In my last life I was President. Now, I am a rabbit. All I have to say is: I am still not a crook!

  47. Klatuu
    July 31st, 2007 at 11:44 am

    Good Eeevening. Welcome to Rabbit Hitchcock Presents.

  48. alli
    July 31st, 2007 at 12:04 pm

    This is Peter Cottontail, reporting to you live from the scene. The police are still sniffing out clues, but it appears the killer has hopped the scene. Witnesses claim he had "a vicious streak a mile wide!" and it is recommended you hole up until this butcher is apprehended.

  49. Dualie
    July 31st, 2007 at 12:08 pm

    La La La la wait til I get my money right, la la la la then you can't tell nothin' right?

  50. Alan Mollick
    July 31st, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well then, who the hell are you talking to? You talkin' to me?

  51. Lee
    July 31st, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    "Are you in good hands?"

  52. Brenda
    July 31st, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    "Did I leave the oven on?"

  53. Ali S.
    July 31st, 2007 at 12:34 pm

    Hey, Billy! Do you see what I see? What the Hell is it?

  54. Roni
    July 31st, 2007 at 12:37 pm

    "Yeah, ever since he got abducted, he always turns his butt towards people. I think he thinks it's probing them... Can I say 'hi' to my mum? Hi Mum!... What program is this for?"

  55. Roni
    July 31st, 2007 at 12:38 pm

    I'm the original Rabbid! Really!

  56. Kris
    July 31st, 2007 at 12:45 pm

    Yeah - and it's all mine.....

  57. karenw
    July 31st, 2007 at 12:48 pm

    "Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and carrot juice concentrate you can make napalm?"

  58. Drew
    July 31st, 2007 at 12:52 pm

    What's up Mother Fu.....uh I mean doc?

  59. neko
    July 31st, 2007 at 1:21 pm

    tonight, an exclusive interview with the man-eating Rabbit of Caerbannog. details at 11.

  60. Clayton
    July 31st, 2007 at 1:27 pm

    I'm the decider.

  61. Hollene
    July 31st, 2007 at 1:32 pm

    This is Peter McRabbitson, reporting to you live from the scene of the this morning's tragic lettuce blight riot at the McGregor Farm. Back to you, Flopsy.

  62. darren
    July 31st, 2007 at 1:46 pm

    I CAN HAS CARROT?

  63. Samantha
    July 31st, 2007 at 1:49 pm

    You better not be looking at my woman's rear, foo!

  64. yayo
    July 31st, 2007 at 1:50 pm

    Do you read me, Hall?

  65. josh
    July 31st, 2007 at 2:11 pm

    brains..... Brains!
    MUST EAT BRAINS!!!!

  66. cobra427
    July 31st, 2007 at 2:21 pm

    "Mixama - who, Cool a new DJ in town!"

    or

    "Whaddya mean the English are coming!!"

    or

    "Whaddya mean - Will THEY Blend"

    or

    "Be very quiet, I'm huntin fuzzy asses... hehehehehe"

  67. Tracy
    July 31st, 2007 at 2:47 pm

    I am the terror that flaps in the night!

  68. Mark
    July 31st, 2007 at 2:57 pm

    You eyeballing me boy???!!!

  69. nate
    July 31st, 2007 at 3:02 pm

    What do you mean you can't see Harvey?

  70. Mark
    July 31st, 2007 at 3:02 pm

    You're staring at that knick my ear aren't you? I see you looking at it! It freaks me out when someone stares at the knick in my ear!

  71. Mal
    July 31st, 2007 at 3:07 pm

    You're feeling sleepy... VERY sleepy...

  72. Mal
    July 31st, 2007 at 3:09 pm

    Nothing to see here. That's it... keep walking.

  73. Mark
    July 31st, 2007 at 3:09 pm

    I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  74. Mal
    July 31st, 2007 at 3:11 pm

    These aren't the bunnies you're looking for...

  75. Mal
    July 31st, 2007 at 3:14 pm

    Death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

  76. Janet
    July 31st, 2007 at 3:17 pm

    Hahahahhahaha

    # Jason Says:
    July 31st, 2007 at 10:26 am

    “Hi, I’m a MAC, He’s a PC.”

    I like that guys

  77. Mal
    July 31st, 2007 at 3:17 pm

    What?!?

  78. Mal
    July 31st, 2007 at 3:19 pm

    Back off... I saw her first.

  79. Mal
    July 31st, 2007 at 3:21 pm

    Baby got BACK!

  80. Grace
    July 31st, 2007 at 3:25 pm

    What do you Meeean you forgot the veggienuggets?!?!

  81. Dan
    July 31st, 2007 at 3:30 pm

    I'm telling you, Bob, it's a camera!

  82. Andrew32
    July 31st, 2007 at 3:47 pm

    Please donate to or organization to help poor bunnies like the one behind me, she has to live in these small wooden shacks.

  83. Jeff
    July 31st, 2007 at 4:03 pm

    "Ohmygod! Carrot farts!"

  84. llc
    July 31st, 2007 at 4:22 pm

    "You said 'Michael TICK, right?"

  85. llc
    July 31st, 2007 at 4:23 pm

    oops, i forgot a " ' "

  86. Angela
    July 31st, 2007 at 4:39 pm

    She sed she only date boys with magnum sezed ears...

  87. Tim Giachetti
    July 31st, 2007 at 4:43 pm

    Gary Coleman in his next life.
    "What you talkin bout willis?"

  88. Shirin
    July 31st, 2007 at 4:48 pm

    If you're not careful, ED can make your woman search for greener pastures...

  89. Ari
    July 31st, 2007 at 4:58 pm

    i wish i knew how to quit you...

  90. Ari
    July 31st, 2007 at 5:01 pm

    don't make me angry...you wouldn't like me when i'm angry...

  91. Paul
    July 31st, 2007 at 5:02 pm

    Ey you! Youz ain't seen nuthin here, you hear me?! Nuthin!

  92. Kevin Hoxsey
    July 31st, 2007 at 5:02 pm

    Well, that damn rabbit's foot wasn't so lucky for us, now, was it? Mopsy's still limping.

  93. Ari
    July 31st, 2007 at 5:04 pm

    what chu gonna do with all that junk? all that junk inside your trunk?

    i'm gonna make make make you drunk, make you love drunk off my hump!

    -the pink eyed peas

  94. tiki
    July 31st, 2007 at 5:16 pm

    You see that? I tapped it!

  95. fine
    July 31st, 2007 at 6:03 pm

    - I'm sorry , but miss is busy now.

  96. Vonskippy
    July 31st, 2007 at 6:31 pm

    Pet or Food?

  97. Jen
    July 31st, 2007 at 6:49 pm

    For the last time George...

    Please don't let Lenny take care of us. We like our necks intact...

  98. Luci
    July 31st, 2007 at 6:50 pm

    "Hi, I'm Troy McBunny..."

  99. Yum-Yum
    July 31st, 2007 at 7:24 pm

    Listen up! I gots us a plan to bust outta this joint!

  100. DS
    July 31st, 2007 at 7:57 pm

    Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do we owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?

  101. Denita TwoDragons
    July 31st, 2007 at 7:58 pm

    "You keep a look-out for the cops while I beat up that Jimmy Carter fellow..."

    --TwoDragons

  102. Michael
    July 31st, 2007 at 8:31 pm

    Now, I feel energized, in control, and most definetely happier. And, if I may say so, so is the ol' Missus over there. Thanks to Cialis, I feel like a rabbit again.

  103. Cori
    July 31st, 2007 at 8:33 pm

    So that's when the Tim said "That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!" And you know, rabbits aren't rodents.

  104. Ron
    July 31st, 2007 at 9:04 pm

    "You're nobunny 'til somebunny loves you"

  105. Kris
    July 31st, 2007 at 9:37 pm

    Good Evening, I am a bunny and tonight....

  106. BenRo
    July 31st, 2007 at 10:01 pm

    ..so what brand of cheek fatteners do you use?

  107. BenRo
    July 31st, 2007 at 10:02 pm

    ..I'm really not happy with this collagen job....

  108. shawn
    August 1st, 2007 at 12:55 am

    Ears looking at you kid.

  109. Andrew Zen
    August 1st, 2007 at 2:55 am

    "Warren, for the last time, stop making faces in the mirror! They're not going to make a 'Godfather 4' okay, so take those carrots out of your cheeks and get your fluffy tail back over here."

  110. v.dog
    August 1st, 2007 at 3:20 am

    No, we're not planning to escape. Why do you ask?

  111. v.dog
    August 1st, 2007 at 3:21 am

    You better not be checking out my girl, punk, or I'll mess you up.

  112. Jochen
    August 1st, 2007 at 3:39 am

    I don't care if they told you to follow me!
    Get the F&$% off my back already!!!

  113. gonz
    August 1st, 2007 at 3:40 am

    What do you mean there was only one Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Oh crap, RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!!!!!

  114. gonz
    August 1st, 2007 at 3:45 am

    30 Second Bunnies Theatre: LIVE

  115. jdb
    August 1st, 2007 at 4:04 am

    hey, um...can you help me with this juice box?

  116. chief piggum
    August 1st, 2007 at 5:14 am

    "So let me get this straight. In order that you can celebrate the death and resurrection of your Lord Jesus Christ you want me to dress up with a basket and hide chocolate eggs in your garden... Am I the only one here not getting this?"

  117. Oomi
    August 1st, 2007 at 5:39 am

    "Yah, I know that guy from Geiko. Went to college with him."

  118. Eric
    August 1st, 2007 at 8:01 am

    Excuse me. Have you seen my nuts?

  119. murre
    August 1st, 2007 at 8:43 am

    Coming up on Animal Planet: Humping bunnies!

  120. Debbie
    August 1st, 2007 at 8:45 am

    Whudda you mean "The Cats outta the bag"???

  121. Moe
    August 1st, 2007 at 10:07 am

    Reporter: Can you describe the scene that happened here?

    Horace Hopper (Concerned Bunny): It was tragic really, these guys - big guys, you know, with these huge boots and flannel shirts - these guys just walked over all how-do-you-do and left these brown pellets, and we were like - me and Carl over there that is - we were all offended and we said to the guys, "Hey you man! We don't eat pellets! We're not guinea pigs! We eat carrots you know...lettuce maybe, not pellets." And these guys - they were really big guys you know - these guys just ignored us and walked away - didn't leave any carrots or lettuce, just those pellets mind you - and Carl...man, well Carl is just devastated. Me? I don't mind so much.

  122. chief piggum
    August 1st, 2007 at 12:15 pm

    'So. How'd'ya like dem raisin roundies i baked ya? Sweet huh? I picked dem raisins myself...'

  123. Henry
    August 1st, 2007 at 2:29 pm

    Bunny in foreground: Okay, okay, I had 5 maybe 6 carrots. Bunny in background: he's lying! Bunny in forground: Janice, what did I say!

  124. jeff
    August 1st, 2007 at 5:39 pm

    ...more cottony tails at eleven...and now field correspondent Bun E. with the latest update on the final human solution...take it Bun!

  125. Deb
    August 1st, 2007 at 7:33 pm

    Find out if VIAGRA is right for you. Speak to your doctor. He can tell you if you have ED. And can recommend an effective treatment available for only a dollar a pill by e-mail. It works for me, and I'm ready when the moment is finally right.

  126. Emperor
    August 1st, 2007 at 7:40 pm

    "You know that carrot we lost? Well I just sat down too quickly and... found it"

  127. Emperor
    August 1st, 2007 at 7:47 pm

    "Beatrix, if you embarrass me again in front of Professor Stephen Hawking, with your wild quantum field theories, then I believe I will not be able to remain civil"

  128. Andrew
    August 1st, 2007 at 8:46 pm

    Really? What do you mean, the proper thing is to marry her now?

  129. Ding
    August 2nd, 2007 at 5:41 am

    "Easter's been cancelled. The hens escaped last night."

  130. chief piggum
    August 2nd, 2007 at 11:30 am

    "Acting experience? Why my dear fellow, of course I have experience. As you can see from my resume I was "Frenzied Rabbit #3" in 'Night of the Lepus'."

  131. Sylvie
    August 2nd, 2007 at 10:43 pm

    In case you're wondering, yes, yes I did hit that.

  132. Alex
    August 3rd, 2007 at 12:32 am

    Congratulations to Shawn #108 who won with the simply witty Bogart (Casablanca) reference!

  133. distinctlyD
    August 3rd, 2007 at 1:20 pm

    WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE


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