Real Age Calculator

1. Chad Cloman
   July 30th, 2007 at 3:56 am

   So I entered the absolute worst answers for all the questions. I got a NEGATIVE life expectancy (-12.4) and a “real” age of 128.4 (started at 41, which is my age).

2. Retrokatze
   July 30th, 2007 at 3:58 am

   Skydiving is not risky if you know what you’re doing. Diving, racing, boxing, HOMEBUILDING, etc. have bigger fatality rates per participant. Hell, driving a car is riskier than jumping out of planes.

3. Rosi
   July 30th, 2007 at 5:27 am

   lol I got a real age of 6. That would probably explain why I’m such a child. But I suppose it’s good that I’m that healthy. My life expectancy was 84.

4. rocktron
   July 30th, 2007 at 5:53 am

   21 going on 13

5. Miss Cellania
   July 30th, 2007 at 6:02 am

   My life expectancy is 94. I’m not telling my chronological age, but this thing pegged my “real age” at 19 years younger!

6. michael
   July 30th, 2007 at 7:00 am

   91 more years! Yay!

7. Yonit
   July 30th, 2007 at 7:39 am

   Hehe, I always say I’m a young trophy wife, but if my husband knew my real age was less than a third of my chronological age, he’d sure be surprised!

8. özi
   July 30th, 2007 at 8:11 am

   real age being 30, biological age 13 and life expectancy 90, does that mean i have another 60 or 77 years to go…?
   what about all the influences nobody is even aware of today? no mention of UV rays, living in a city or countryside, being vegetarian or not, hours of surfing the internet every day etc.

9. tami
   July 30th, 2007 at 8:53 am

   Wow… my real age is 3.4 with an expectancy of ~91 (biological age is 20). Maybe I need to actually get out and have fun more.

10. johnald
    July 30th, 2007 at 9:37 am

    life expectancy 78
    actual age 27
    real age 20

    doesnt take enough into account. what about history of cancer in family, 1 in 3 people get it dont they…
    how much people just move around should be in there too.
    i think it’s a bit too generous. it should be the opposite.

11. Eli
    July 30th, 2007 at 12:12 pm

    I blogged about this some time ago, also.
    http://lanseybrothers.blogspot.com/2007/02/how-old-are-you-now.html

12. chrissy
    July 30th, 2007 at 2:54 pm

    age: 24
    “real” age: .4000
    average life: 74
    my life: 97

    um… omg

13. pld
    July 30th, 2007 at 5:16 pm

    Hmm, makes me wonder if I should drop the cocaine habit.

14. Lady Cooper
    July 30th, 2007 at 7:09 pm

    19 going on 0.79999.

    Going to live to 92.2, though! It must be an American test, though, the average lifespan they started with was much lower than the average here in Canada.

15. David
    July 30th, 2007 at 9:36 pm

    Well, I entered the the best answers for each question and it told me I wont be born for another 9 years.

16. Theresa
    July 30th, 2007 at 11:43 pm

    @ everyone: teeheehee!

    I love Neatorama, but I love the people who post on Neatorama even more.

    I’m afraid to take this test; I don’t want to find out that I died 3 years ago.

17. Lisa
    July 31st, 2007 at 8:08 pm

    Hmm, a few years shaved off, but not surprised :). As I went on with the exam, I noticed it’s not the diet or exercise that will hurt me…:(

18. KiM
    August 12th, 2007 at 9:21 pm

    ok - just did that test.
    real age - 27
    diabetes since 1999 (type 1, have to use insuline shots)
    estimated age - 8
    will live up to 97 years??

    interesting …

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