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8 comments to "Why Long Hair and Helicopter Don’t Mix"

  • Yak Boy
    July 23rd, 2007 at 4:42 am

    They were literally “scalped”, except there’s no scalp, skin or blood - just hair.

    It probably would have hurt a lot, but doesn’t look anywhere near the fatal accident implied by the term “scalped”.

  • Ron
    July 23rd, 2007 at 3:05 pm

    Since when does the Army allow mechanics (or anyone else for that matter) to have long hair?

  • mark
    July 23rd, 2007 at 3:56 pm

    i think it’s bullshit.woulda pulled his scalp off with the torque a helicopter has.

  • shawn
    July 23rd, 2007 at 4:25 pm

    Males arent allowed to have long hair–hence this story is innacurate.

  • Dre
    July 23rd, 2007 at 6:30 pm

    Yep no long hair allowed in the ARMY. That’s armpit hair from a very hairy male caucasian.

  • ted
    July 23rd, 2007 at 7:12 pm

    Says he was Army Civil Service. Does that make a difference in hair length?

    I didn’t believe it because I don’t see blood all over. “Scalping” sounds like an exaggeration.

  • The Slapster
    July 24th, 2007 at 8:02 pm

    I’ve heard tales of guys in the printing industry getting “scalped” by presses, and other machinery. But thank god, never seen it. Hair + fast moving gears = bad freakin’ idea.

  • elektros
    August 27th, 2007 at 7:54 pm

    It was obviously a civilian technician. I once knew a guy who got is hair caught in a drill press and never grew it long again afterwards.

    OTOH, they don’t say the guy should have had short hair. Instead they talk about “hair control requirements”. As a long haired guy myself I take restraining my hair around moving machinery very seriously. Better to tie hair back, braid it, or even wear a bun than to get it caught in rotating machinery. Better to look girly than get scalped!


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